Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) [center][center][i][color="black"][font="Arial, sans-serif"] [/font][/color][/i][/center][/center] [center][center][font="Arial, sans-serif"][size="2"]Enjoying the war, kids? I know I am. [/size][/font][/center][/center] [center][center][i][color="black"][font="Arial, sans-serif"] [/font][/color][/i][size="3"][img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh39/Space_cuba/EUGOON-2.png[/img] [/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Preamble In the interests of friendship, unity, and a shared joy of ruining Planet Bob, Europa and GOONS do hereby enter into this treaty of Peace, Intelligence, Aid, and Optional Defense. Section I Both alliances and their respected members shall remain sovereign of each other. Section II Neither alliance shall engage in or endorse military action against the other signatory. If a nation is found in violation of this they will be ordered to offer peace and appropriate reparations asagreed upon by both alliances. Defending nations are required to limit retaliationto the level of attacks received should an offending nation refuse to offer peace or refuse to agree on terms of reparations. No &#$@-punching for a love tap, bro. Section III Neither alliance will engage in or endorse espionage against the other. Our hidden spots are for our eyes only, so stop peeking. Section IV Both alliances and their respective members shall remain civil to each other at all times, especially but not limited to thepublic forums. The rule of thumb here is, upon reading a post, tell yourself: If you feel like rolling with a T, this isn't the place for me, I should probably get on /b/. Section V If either alliance receives information concerning a threat to the other, the receiving alliance will notify the other signatoryas soon as possible and provide the relevant information, keeping the source hidden if chosen. Our pillow talk is unrivaled in its sensuality and warmth. Section VI Should either alliance find themselves at war,members are encouraged to provide aid where possible to members of that signatory, however such action is voluntary. Should Military, Diplomatic, Financial or other forms of Aid be needed by either party they may submit a private request for such aid to the other party. Should the request be denied,a written response should be privately conveyed within 48 hours of the request. Section VII Either signatory may terminate this pact at anytime; however, the withdrawing alliance must notify the other signatory through diplomatic channels 48 hours prior to this, except when the countersigned has violated Sections II, III or IV. [u]Signed for GOONS:[/u][/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Sardonic, GOONS Pilot[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Ktarthan, GOONS Co-Pilot[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Beefspari, GOONS Secretariat[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]SirWilliam, GOONS Strategos[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Council Members: Tristesse, Biazt, Xodi,dalstrs, JT Jag[/size][/center][/center] [center][center] [/center][/center] [center][center][u][size="3"]Signed for Europa:[/size][/u][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Ernesto Che Guevara (Chax), Grand Ayatollah[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]Kongo Jack (Deebo), Mint Ayatollah[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]TheFlyingLobster (Mothman), Vanilla Ayatollah[/size][/center][/center] [center][center][size="3"]LewisCowper, Strawberry Ayatollah[/size][/center][/center] [center] [/center][center] [/center][center]European Goonion: Breaking things since 2011[/center] Edited January 21, 2011 by Ernesto Che Guevara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktarthan Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 It's about time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Glad to see this finally come to pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Why hello there. Here's to the beginning of great things between peoples united in the ruining of Planet Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R3nowned Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Wut Congrats Europa, for this most interesting relationship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 hehe, welcome to the worlds worst party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChimpMasterFlash Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 <3 Europa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Come and get us, Europa. We have martinis and shrimp cocktail by the pool. Hope to see you there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tygaland Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 ohnoez ur topic dascription was misleadin...joek titles r not funny...mk? Also, congrats on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Oh wow, Change of Paths much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattski133 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 hey it's a PIAOD. i like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Congrats to you Europa! And to GOONS for their new ally! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='mattski133' timestamp='1295579198' post='2587618'] hey it's a PIAOD. i like it. [/quote] Long live RPK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='Rotavele' timestamp='1295579174' post='2587616'] Oh wow, Change of Paths much? [/quote] Totally, we're gonna forget all about our 2 MADP's and such Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT Jag Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Welcome to the big time Europa, enjoy your stay. (love you guys) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Meh, I've been wet for GOONS for some time now. I just kept it hidden well. Not really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 (edited) Is it me or does Europa find something to announce to the world like every single !@#$@#$ day? Edited January 21, 2011 by The MVP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted January 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1295579674' post='2587629'] Please, give me attention, I'm dying without it. It is literally what keeps me alive. [/quote] Take a ride, young one, and see the world through my eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
claphamsa Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1295579674' post='2587629'] Is it me or does Europa find something to announce to the world like every single !@#$@#$ day? [/quote] CANCEL CANCEL!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='Tygaland' timestamp='1295579159' post='2587614'] ohnoez ur topic dascription was misleadin...joek titles r not funny...mk? Also, congrats on the treaty. [/quote] The thread title is still appropriate, people just jump to conclusions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfox Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1295579674' post='2587629'] Is it me or does Europa find something to announce to the world like every single !@#$@#$ day? [/quote] Oh no someone actually doing something other than crying about alliances who cause "injustices". It must be horrible having to see them accomplishing things. You guys should just do things that would cause an announcement everyday for a week. It will be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 Very nice guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='darkfox' timestamp='1295579913' post='2587636'] Oh no someone actually doing something other than crying about alliances who cause "injustices". It must be horrible having to see them accomplishing things. You guys should just do things that would cause an announcement everyday for a week. It will be great. [/quote] Not like they don't do that already, yeesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='claphamsa' timestamp='1295579754' post='2587632'] CANCEL CANCEL!!!!!! [/quote] Welp, pursuant to Article VII... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkfox Posted January 21, 2011 Report Share Posted January 21, 2011 [quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1295579993' post='2587640'] Not like they don't do that already, yeesh! [/quote] I'd rather Europa's shenanigans over the same 8 or 9 topics being on the first page for weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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