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Beefspari

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About Beefspari

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    Queen Bee
  • Birthday 11/11/1984

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    Female

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  • Nation Name
    Doppelpoppolis
  • Alliance Name
    GOONs
  • Resource 1
    Gems
  • Resource 2
    Marble
  1. Beefspari

    UE/CoJ Need Help

    Crying like a baby. Making completely nonsensical or illogical arguments. Lying or simply inventing evidence to support a non-existent case. These are all accurate observations.
  2. Beefspari

    UE/CoJ Need Help

    I feel as though this accurately describes all your responses to anything anywhere.
  3. Beefspari

    Analogies

    This post is as bad as what Hitler did to the Jews.
  4. Beefspari

    UE/CoJ Need Help

    Exactly. (I don't think anyone gets this)
  5. Beefspari

    Analogies

    This blog is like the time my granddad got drunk and tried to teach me how to swim by throwing me in a lake. What I'm saying is my grandmother is going to have to save it.
  6. Beefspari

    UE/CoJ Need Help

    Yes. Exactly. Thank you for saying what we're all thinking.
  7. Beefspari

    UE/CoJ Need Help

    You're starting to get it. We were doing a schtick where I was the ignorant poster and you were the one trying to use logical arguments. If only it still worked when the roles were reversed.
  8. Beefspari

    UE/CoJ Need Help

    You aren't listening when I tell you that all facts are completely irrelevant. He attacked CoJ and UE. Someone other than CoJ and UE retaliated. That means you ran to get help. It's irrefutable. You probably created a temporary secret treaty that lasted 12 seconds to call in allies and then cancelled it. That's how bad you needed help.
  9. Beefspari

    UE/CoJ Need Help

    Sorry, facts like these have always been irrelevant when we pointed them out. This time the shoe's on the other foot. You had to call in allies because you couldn't handle a single nation. That's a fact.
  10. Beefspari

    UE/CoJ Need Help

    You are the exact type of person this blog is made for.
  11. On the 23rd, one of our long-time members, OrangeAvenger decided he had gotten bored of planet Bob and was going to go out with a bang. He decided to rogue as his means of escape. Naturally he decided to nuke Sardonic (who wouldn't?) but he also chose two other targets: Schattenmann and HeroofTime. Can't say he has bad taste. If I may sidetrack for a moment, I want to briefly explain the point of this blog. In the past, GOONs has gotten a lot of flak for "calling in allies" or "not being able to fight for ourselves" or "not interpreting screaming cries as meaning no, please, stop it." The thing is, we rarely "call" for allies or ask for help, if ever. It just happens that way. But we constantly get made fun of for it. Regardless of the facts. For instance: * When Roguefest happened and PC/iFOK (before they were NG) decided to chip in, we were insulted for not being able to fight our own battles. * When the 7th largest nation in the entire game attacked Umar (after he was exposed for aiding Methrage) and some of our allies in Umbrella retaliated because we simply don't have any nations in that range, we were called cowards. * When Timeline went rogue and FOK declared a couple wars on him because he was finally open season, we were made fun of for being too afraid to fight him ourselves. Even though we never asked for help. And of course, people are always quick to criticize how we roll as Doomhouse and not individually. As if we should not have allies, or get help from anyone else. Or even just let them chip in if they want to. We always have to handle our own situations. I would post 117 more examples, but I don't have as much free time as Schattenmann. Now, OrangeAvenger is unfortunately gone. I'm not totally clear on the details, but he sent out aid and then did something to cause his nation to vanish forever. That means we can't simply go look at his nation and find out what all went down that day. Fortunately, I had the foresight to take a screenshot. Applying the same logic as everyone always applies to us, I am forced to conclude: A single goon nation is too much for UE and CoJ to handle with all of their combined forces. They had to call in allies to help. They are weak and cowardly; unwilling to fight the war themselves, or at very least unable to. It's amazing how much they struggled against the might of a single goon nation, and how quickly they ran fleeing to their friends to back them up. Poor show, UE/CoJ. In a mere 3 hours, you had already surrendered and fled to get help from TPF. I think this is how it works, anyway. Let's find out.
  12. Very well, I remember pulling the same argument in Schatt's anniversary thread, but I'm just saying if you call someone unimportant or accuse them of contributing nothing to the community, you should either have done something in your time in CN or be a well-contributing member. Obviously wuss doesn't fit that criteria.Also, would it be beating a dead horse to say that the pictures are annoying? I guess it would defeat my purpose because that's why you do them, right? You don't have to be a leader to point out Schat isn't a good leader. You also don't have to be an artist to dislike art, or a chef to dislike food. Trash is trash. Anyone can see that. Saying "mrwuss isn't anyone important so he can't say Schat isn't" is a pure deflection. And what about the pictures?
  13. Every time mrwuss' dumb taunts make a moralist post an essay, an angel gets its wings. Must be someone important if Schat is blogging about him.
  14. If you seriously think stuff on SW's blog is an ~official PR move~ then you are beyond dumb. But I like how you went right for the jab to avoid commenting on topic (acknowledging that Legion are tools).
  15. It's a lot funnier when it's one guy trying to pay an entire alliance who didn't even have WCs to start with. Most of GOONs had WCs at the start of the war -- over 3 months ago. All the UOKMB guys (who said they planned the war for months) attacked us with no money on hand, except for Kirby.
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