Kevlar Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [center][img] http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j54/steelrain_photos/GAROBannerlegible.png[/img] [size=7][color=red][b]GARO Impresses Once Again[/b][/color][/size] [i]E-peens extend an additional 45’, gain two dice rolls[/i][/center] [b][font="Courier New"]NEWSFLASH[/font][/b] With the introduction of sasquatch hormones into local water supplies, growth is at an all-time high in the Grand Association. Reproductive rates have skyrocketed, leading to an excessive production of disfigured mutant babies with what scientists are referring to as “retard strength”. Locals have expressed several concerns over the boom of mutant babies and the increased virility and excessive libidos: “MY BONER HURTS” – [s]Chris_Kaos[/s] Anonymous “Get off my lawn, you hairy !@#$%^&*!” – Wootmeister aka ‘The Beak’ “So that’s where babies come from.” – Boyle [IMG]http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s149/KPKevlar/GARO500k.png[/IMG] In summation, GARO has obtained the following achievements: [list][*]20 members [*]500k NS [*]2.0 Score [*]150 Nukes [*]26 CMs [*]1 Sasquatch [IMG]http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s149/KPKevlar/detective_columbo.gif[/IMG][/list] [b][font=Courier New]SPECIAL NEWS UPDATE[/font][/b] In a shocking political maneuver, Secretary General Kevlar and Deputy Secretary General Chris_Kaos announced the appointment of a new administrative official within the Grand Association: [i]Pirate Cap’n of the Seven Cyber Seas[/i] & [i]Secretary of Pirate Affairs[/i] … [b]Jacksonians[/b]! When asked for a comment, the legendary Cap’n had only a few choice words for the community: “[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgWVs4kslVw]DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE[/url]” For further contact information, please locate your nearest GARO Embassy: [url=http://cn-garo.net/index.php?][b]GARO Forums[/b][/url] IRC: #GARO -Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commander thrawn Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 o/ 26 CMs I am shaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlaZeAzZ Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [quote name='commander thrawn' timestamp='1281404213' post='2408813'] o/ 26 CMs I am shaking [/quote] laugh all you want.. but those CM's are modified. They do .000000000001 extra infra damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Kaos Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 I am Chris_Kaos, and I approve this message. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlar Posted August 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [quote name='commander thrawn' timestamp='1281404213' post='2408813'] o/ 26 CMs I am shaking [/quote] We accept many forms of capitulation. Also cake. -Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 I approve of the construction of Denny's wherever possible. Congratulations guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Congratz to GARO, apparently you old timers still put up some big numbers. Its like they say, the older you are the better are sexes you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Elizabeth Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Congrats GARO, nice to see you all improving so quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fepereir Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Hail the old farts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittyquel Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 congrats Kevlar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyfe XIV Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 I find this announcement humorous Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [font="Times New Roman"]Elsewhere . . . [/font] Panic on the streets as Digiterran culture continues to plummet, the downfall now escalating with a strange braindrain across several established old guard alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Congeratulations GARO! also put some nuclear warheads in those CMs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 I support this spreading of fleas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 If there's one thing I hate, it's GARO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free Quebec Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Chris Kaos' timestamp='1281404433' post='2408821'] I am Chris_Kaos, and I approve this message. [/quote] Allo! Happy to see you can play =) Edited August 10, 2010 by Free Quebec Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hymenbreach Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 What's a Denny's? o/GARO o/ overly specific cultural references Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [quote name='Kevlar' timestamp='1281404507' post='2408823'] We accept many forms of capitulation. Also cake. -Kev [/quote] I always get yelled at when I stockpile CMs! *capitulates and offers cake* [img]http://cakeglace.com/images/strawberry-short2.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 How could anyone deny a cake that looks as delicious as that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 (edited) [quote name='Kevlar' timestamp='1281404032' post='2408804'] [list][*]1 Sasquatch [IMG]http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s149/KPKevlar/detective_columbo.gif[/IMG][/list] [/quote] Let no one underestimate the power of the Sasquatch! Edited August 10, 2010 by Cataduanes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlar Posted August 10, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1281411502' post='2408988'] Congeratulations GARO! also put some nuclear warheads in those CMs [/quote] We have much more dastardly plans for those CMs. Maybe weather-controlling devices or disappointing fireworks shows to fire over enemy territory to spread disinterest and lethargy throughout the hoi polloi. [quote name='bakamitai' timestamp='1281411563' post='2408990'] I support this spreading of fleas. [/quote] -Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Congratulations to my fellow Kev and the rest of my friends on red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savethecheerleader Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 Congratulations to Relics and Oldtimers alike! Onward and upward you old coots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb279 Posted August 10, 2010 Report Share Posted August 10, 2010 o/ Sasquatch Resistance is futile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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