IRON released from terms.

[kpcurley]

Hello Planet Bob,

Many of you may view BACoN as a global tyrant that impresses it's will across the political spectrum. Then again many of may ask your self "who's BACoN? and "Why am I suddenly hungry?". If your view is the former, then we wish to change that perception and show the kinder gentler side of BACoN.

To that effect, we are hereby releasing IRON from the terms owed to BACoN as a result of the recent conflict. For reference here is the snippet from the "Easter Sunday Accords" which pertains to BACoN and IRON

[quote]2. TOP, IRON, DAWN, TSO, and TORN admit defeat and surrender to the collective forces of the Complaints & Grievances Union (Athens, Federation of Buccaneers, Greenland Republic, League Of Shadows Treaty, Orange Defense Network, and Mushroom Kingdom), [b]Blatantly Awesome Coalition of Nations,[/b] Dark Fist, Federation of Armed Nations, Farkistan, Genesis, Imperial Assault Alliance, Nemesis, Open Source Alliance, Ronin, Sparta, and The Resistance.[/quote]


[quote]5. IRON shall pay the following reparations and agrees to the additional terms:
a. 110k direct tech to C&G.
b. 15k indirect tech to Sparta. Sparta agrees to reduce TOOL and Legion reparations by 15% as an act of good faith.
c. 10k tech to Fark paid for at a rate of $3 million per 150 tech, as well as a beer review.
d. A bourbon review from IRON leadership for FAN.
e. [b]Unlimited cast iron frying pans to BACoN for bacon cooking purposes.[/b][/quote]

It should be noted that BACoN came to this decision based on Peron's (IRON's President) commendable diplomatic efforts. He supplied us with the first shipment on time and with good demeanor. We also realized that since there would likely never be a need for many more pans, since they last forever.

While it's true we imposed terms that are technically impossible to complete, it should be noted that we are in fact being benevolent rather than oppressive.

I would like to personally thank IRON for a fun war.

Sincerley
His Royal Succulence, Emperor Kpcurley

P.S. You may submit complaints and any grievances to www.cnbacon.com

[Yuurei]

well...ok then... kind of like aretroactive white peace then

[Sephiroth]

Good show on releasing them from terms considering their current situation.

[Sandwich Controversy]

Saw the title and almost flipped the $%&@ out. Good stuff, though, BACON.

Edited April 14, 2010 by Sandwich Controversy

[MCRABT]

While purely symbolic, IRON appreciates this. Thank you Kpc

[shilo]

Very nice BACON!

[Kim Jaym Il]

As a reinforced front line pushed forward with frying pans in hand, the Grämlins could only bitterly utter, "BAAAACOOONNNNNN"

[Sand Demon]

GO IRON

Glad to see you guys free from the war

[Sephiroth]

What would be interesting is if some of IRON's allies were released from their no re-entry surrender clauses or if some of the alliances asking reps of IRON waived them in light of what Gremlins are doing at least. This symbolic move by BACON is good stuff and hopefully more follow their lead who are actually holding alliances to anything.

Edited April 14, 2010 by Methrage

[Lennox]

Good show BACON. Hell, when isn't bacon a good show?

[supercoolyellow]

CnG, Sparta, Fark, and Fan you should be taking notes on Bacon's example of being full of win

Also, why do I have an image of my head of peron just posting the same picture of a cast iron frying pan in Bacon's forums, over and over and over again?

Edit

also this,

[quote name='Sandwich Controversy' date='13 April 2010 - 07:02 PM' timestamp='1271203314' post='2259319']
Saw the title and almost flipped the $%&@ out. Good stuff, though, BACON.
[/quote]

Edited April 14, 2010 by supercoolyellow

[Thunder Strike]

Pfft, what kind of alliance would impose joke terms anyway.


>_>

[Wabooz]

!bacon
Very kind of you lot.

[Dom Zak]

Thanks Bacon. Thing is, Bacon is my favorite food and I know i will die from a clogged artery one of these years. Now look, my favorite food brings more joy to me in the virtual world.

o/

[Darth Elecian]

At first I thought this was an announcement stating that ramlins would give up their futile efforts to get IRON to abide by terms of their own imposing but this is a pretty good showing BaCon. Maybe Ramlins will change their mind soon enough? Or am I just dreaming and rambling? Either, congrats to IRON and BaCon.

[dev0win]

LOL yay for white peace. Good intentions though. *Applauds*

[DarkEra97]

[quote name='Lennox' date='13 April 2010 - 09:10 PM' timestamp='1271203821' post='2259337']
Good show BACON. Hell, when isn't bacon a good show?
[/quote]

I can't help but agree.

[Owney OSullivan]

Thank you BACoN, if you should need any more we will work tirelessly to produce them. Bacon, egg and cheese, anyone?

[Lucas Perry]

Don't see the point in this topic but congrats, I assume.

[ccabal86]

Lol, thanks BACON.

O7

[Trout]

[color="#FFFF00"][font="Comic Sans MS"]BACON is always gewd.[/font][/color]

[Kzoppistan]

Well shoot, what a nice thing to do.

And now I'm hungry, thanks a lot.

[Omniscient1]

Good show BACON. They need those pans to throw at GRE. You are so merciful.

[SirWilliam]

[quote name='supercoolyellow' date='13 April 2010 - 08:16 PM' timestamp='1271204195' post='2259345']
CnG, Sparta, Fark, and Fan you should be taking notes on Bacon's example of being full of win
[/quote]

C&G, and I suspect the others, will consider IRON's and any others' terms complete once they've actually completed them (sorry brah, we have no joke terms to release them from). As was agreed to.

[supercoolyellow]

[quote name='SirWilliam' date='13 April 2010 - 09:17 PM' timestamp='1271211452' post='2259527']
C&G, and I suspect the others, will consider IRON's and any others' terms complete once they've actually completed them (sorry brah, we have no joke terms to release them from). As was agreed to.
[/quote]


Well, if you change your mind, I will hail that post a hundred times.