Style #386 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 (edited) Greetings, Esteemed Gentlepersons of Planet Bob, Over the past several months, the Orange Defense Network and Greenland Republic have sought to increase the bonds of friendship and camaraderie, through the Frozen Caek Invite and the PIAT which we have held up to this point, and culminating in this pact of mutual defense and optional aggression. Without further ado, I present... ODN is GR-R-REAT!This Preamble Made Possible by Kellogg's In the spirit of good will, awesomeness, and loving sugary cereal, the Orange Defense Network (henceforth 'ODN') and the Greenland Republic (henceforth 'GR') recognize this Mutual Defense andOptional Aggression Pact. Article I - Don't Get Your Cooties On My Spoon! ODN and GR both understand that eating from the others spoon can cause the spread of Swine Flu or other more terrifying diseases. They both pledge to let the other control their own eating. Article II - Only Strong Like Tiger, Not Aggressive Like Tiger. ODN and GR both think breakfast is a peaceful time. After all, who's awake enough at that hour to even fight? On the rare occasion that someone does start a breakfast feud, they will be ordered to stop the fight immediately and replace one and a half times the number of Flakes they destroyed in their rampage. If the member refuses to stop, or to replace the destroyed flakes, their alliance shall declare them a rogue and release them to the tiger-fueled rage of the other signatory. A breakfast feud will not only be defined as war against a signatory's member, but also use of spy operations against them. Article III - Pass it on! ODN and GR agree to let the other know before the next breakfast time if they stumble across any information that could impact the others enjoyment of said breakfast. Article IV - Bring Out The Tiger In You! If Toucan Sam gets belligerent off of Froot Loops and attacks one signatory, the other signatory shall be obliged to come to their defense. This defense may consist of: assistance plucking the toucan, money for more Frosted Flakes, or threatening glares at all who would help the dirty bird. Each signatory may assist in the preemptive striking of another cereal mascot, however they are not obligated to. Article V - Earn your stripes! Should one signatory run out of Frosted Flakes and want more, the other should do their best to pass them the box. Article VI - Breakfast Served 'Til When? Sometimes you just have a box of Frosted Flakes for too long and it goes stale. Some people also have different ideas of when cereal is stale, so this agreement to share may be canceled by either party. The canceling party should give the courtesy of a 4.32*10^12 score of shakes notice before, though, so the others have a chance to finish their bowl of cereal. Signed for the Orange Defense Network, Arsenal, Secretary General Sunstar, Assistant Secretary General Bullshirt, Secretary of Defense King Puffington, Secretary of State Merlin, Secretary of Economics Nemo249, Secretary of the Interior Senate XXXI, Cataduanes, Compulsion, Joracy, Leonidas, Proximus Signed for the Greenland Republic, Archon: Al Vice-Archon: Shamedmonkey Minister of Foreign Affairs: Ilselu1 Minister of Defence: Kestral Minister of Finance: Tantare Federation Minister of Interior: Mercuri Senate: Wurzel, Tolkien, Cripple, Septimoose, Paulpig o/ GR! o/ ODN! Edit: I canz spell Edited September 15, 2009 by Style #386 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 (edited) I am happy to finally see this come to fruition. Edited September 15, 2009 by merlin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altarctica Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xerxer Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Excellent! o7 GR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullshirt Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Yeah, cool and stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joracy Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 THIS TREATY IS GR-R-REAT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soccerbum Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 This makes me happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zessa Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I approve of this treaty. I'll be going back to my rocking chair now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Congrats ODN! GR is the shizzle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Brendan Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Frozen oranges, eh? Interesting. Congratulations to both of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I strongly disapprove of this treaty. You'll be hearing from me soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proximus Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Hmmm. I guess I'm okay with this. Needs more milk, though. o/ GR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eden Taylor Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Lines being drawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Hmmm. I guess I'm okay with this.Needs more milk, though. I like milk!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadAnimal Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 o/ to our overlords and friends at ODN and GR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Frankly, I'm surprised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 As Greenland Republic Postmaster General-in-exile, I congratulate ODN for for gaining an awesome ally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiCkO Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 ODN moves closer to the Karma side congrats to both on this treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Well, congrats to my allies in GR, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balder Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Hmm... I like paulpig. I dislike ODN. So... o/ Paulpig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Congratulations to our allies in ODN, and of course to GR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Congratulations ODN, you've gained some fine allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diomede Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Grats, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King MyLife Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 congrats to all involved in this treaty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkerNinja Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Seems like the Network is hungry. I like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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