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Greetings, Esteemed Gentlepersons of Planet Bob,

Over the past several months, the Orange Defense Network and Greenland Republic have sought to increase the bonds of friendship and camaraderie, through the Frozen Caek Invite and the PIAT which we have held up to this point, and culminating in this pact of mutual defense and optional aggression. Without further ado, I present...

ODN is GR-R-REAT!

This Preamble Made Possible by Kellogg's

In the spirit of good will, awesomeness, and loving sugary cereal, the Orange Defense Network (henceforth 'ODN') and the Greenland Republic (henceforth 'GR') recognize this Mutual Defense andOptional Aggression Pact.

Article I - Don't Get Your Cooties On My Spoon!

ODN and GR both understand that eating from the others spoon can cause the spread of Swine Flu or other more terrifying diseases. They both pledge to let the other control their own eating.

Article II - Only Strong Like Tiger, Not Aggressive Like Tiger.

ODN and GR both think breakfast is a peaceful time. After all, who's awake enough at that hour to even fight? On the rare occasion that someone does start a breakfast feud, they will be ordered to stop the fight immediately and replace one and a half times the number of Flakes they destroyed in their rampage. If the member refuses to stop, or to replace the destroyed flakes, their alliance shall declare them a rogue and release them to the tiger-fueled rage of the other signatory. A breakfast feud will not only be defined as war against a signatory's member, but also use of spy operations against them.

Article III - Pass it on!

ODN and GR agree to let the other know before the next breakfast time if they stumble across any information that could impact the others enjoyment of said breakfast.

Article IV - Bring Out The Tiger In You!

If Toucan Sam gets belligerent off of Froot Loops and attacks one signatory, the other signatory shall be obliged to come to their defense. This defense may consist of: assistance plucking the toucan, money for more Frosted Flakes, or threatening glares at all who would help the dirty bird. Each signatory may assist in the preemptive striking of another cereal mascot, however they are not obligated to.

Article V - Earn your stripes!

Should one signatory run out of Frosted Flakes and want more, the other should do their best to pass them the box.

Article VI - Breakfast Served 'Til When?

Sometimes you just have a box of Frosted Flakes for too long and it goes stale. Some people also have different ideas of when cereal is stale, so this agreement to share may be canceled by either party. The canceling party should give the courtesy of a 4.32*10^12 score of shakes notice before, though, so the others have a chance to finish their bowl of cereal.

Signed for the Orange Defense Network,

Arsenal, Secretary General

Sunstar, Assistant Secretary General

Bullshirt, Secretary of Defense

King Puffington, Secretary of State

Merlin, Secretary of Economics

Nemo249, Secretary of the Interior

Senate XXXI,

Cataduanes, Compulsion, Joracy, Leonidas, Proximus

Signed for the Greenland Republic,

Archon: Al

Vice-Archon: Shamedmonkey

Minister of Foreign Affairs: Ilselu1

Minister of Defence: Kestral

Minister of Finance: Tantare Federation

Minister of Interior: Mercuri

Senate: Wurzel, Tolkien, Cripple, Septimoose, Paulpig

o/ GR!

o/ ODN!

Edit: I canz spell

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