Master Hakai Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Dear Sir(s) or Madam(s), As you already know, I have served as the best alliance leader in cyber nation for the last [insert number as appropriate] years. When I accepted the position as [job title] of [alliance name], there were only 3 members and we had no allies. I have successfully turned things around, as we are currently the #1 ranked alliance in cyberns nation and have active treaties with every alliance. We are also well known for every member [ooc] being actually rich [/ooc] and [ooc] connected in some way to a celebrity [/ooc]. All of this is thanks to me, my leadership, and all of my great skills as a person. I could go on, but as the reader, you already know about my accomplishments and accolades, also about my brand new 2021 Subaru forester with leather reclining seats and Apple CarPlay. I will be brief. However, lately when I look in the mirror, all I see is a man who no longer gives a rat’s [censored]. Instead of wasting away, desperately clinging to some useless title while everyone around me suffers from my own mediocrity and also the stench (I have a lot of gas and bloating), I made the difficult (actually it was extremely easy) decision to ask my beloved friend and supplier of toes pics Jason8 if he would kindly take my job. Unfortunately, he said no. So I had to settle for plan B, which was to ask SoloRocket, a British, if he would kindly take my job. Fortunately, he said Oi mate, bit sad innit you blokes can’t be arsed takin the piss proper cheeky bloody lads n lasses chuffed, god save the queen! One of our interpreters told me that means he will do it. Effective immediately, I don’t have to deal with y’all BS no mo. So long, chumps! My [ooc] laptop [/ooc] is broken so that’s why there’s no weird um things in this post like badly photoshopped images and stuff. [ooc] I wrote most of this while on the commode [/ooc] Come by our discord to take pot shots at the new guy. https://discord.gg/V8SgqGvPZw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probablymochi Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 we're doomed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Ugh, finally! I mean, congrats on the retirement bud! You’ve been great! I’m confident SR will take PGS to great places and hoez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franz Ferdinand Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 I wonder how many Buckfast they can take... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 31 Author Report Share Posted May 31 How do I remove myself as alliance owner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 2 minutes ago, Master Hakai said: How do I remove myself as alliance owner Control alt delete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 1 minute ago, Master Hakai said: How do I remove myself as alliance owner Leave the alliance. (This is not a joke, that’s actually how you do it. But also it’s kind of a double entendre, in a sense, you know? Anyway good luck and I’m not jealous.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoloRocket Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 A heartfelt thank you for your touching? message. May your 2021 Subaru Forester's leather reclining seats be forever stained with the stench of a PGS Leader. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobwebbyarc6 Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Why what's up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 29 minutes ago, Master Hakai said: Effective immediately, I don’t have to deal with y’all BS no mo. So long, chumps! The BS in our DMs will continue until you block me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 31 Author Report Share Posted May 31 1 minute ago, James Spanier said: The BS in our DMs will continue until you block me. Thank you for teaching me how to remove myself as alliance owner! You’re blocked now until I need something else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 god save the queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 1 hour ago, cobwebbyarc6 said: Why what's up? CONGA LINE!!!! [insert Morgan freeman conga gif here] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 This thread needs more conga lines, it’s not enough. Congratulations, @Master Hakai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gh0s7 Posted May 31 Report Share Posted May 31 Congratulations Hakai, enjoy the well earned retirement! And goodluck to SR on the new job. We look forward to working with you guys in the future Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Addition through subtraction for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 2 minutes ago, firingline said: Addition through subtraction for sure. You sure you don’t want my referral link? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 4 minutes ago, Le Trout said: You sure you don’t want my referral link? I keep going back and forth on that. What I don't go back and forth on is my belief that as long as PGSG is led by somebody other than Hakai or SirWilliam, they'll be a much better alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Truly the end of an error. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Clearly you give a crap, you're on the commode, man. You made me post. You have accomplished something few people have in several years. One final accomplishment on your way out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gowfanatic Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Pip pip cheerio! or whatever the Brits say. I probably should know, we've got the Queen on our money and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Entrapta Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Congratulations on the demotion and the glorious freedom that comes with it, Master Hakai! SoloRocket. May the colourful party hat of responsibility not suck like a million micro sized leeches to the eyeballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 1 Author Report Share Posted June 1 13 hours ago, firingline said: I keep going back and forth on that. What I don't go back and forth on is my belief that as long as PGSG is led by somebody other than Hakai or SirWilliam, they'll be a much better alliance. I’m in the Arby’s drive thru, you need anything? Reuben sandwich? Gyro? Let me know quick cos there’s only one car ahead of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Bert’s dad fat hog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Congratulations @Master Hakai special congratulations on no longer having to take our BS anymore - LOL Welcome @SoloRocket @Jason8 Someday you might have to just admit that you play a big role in Kash - I mean PGS, but I guess not today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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