Magical Muslim Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 + The Rules of Acquisition Accords Preamble: A new sharp order begins.... Article I, Rule 17: A Contract is a Contract is a Contract...but only between Ferengi Both parties hereby agree to maintain harmonious relations; to cooperate on any and all business matters, and disputes in the pursuit of profit Article II, Rule 35: Peace is Good for Business Both parties hereby agree to not interfere on one another’s profit margins. Neither shall either party commit acts of military aggression, nor acts of industrial sabotage nor copyright infringement, nor embezzlement. Pre-established and regular commerce may continue with a competing third-party but the other party is encouraged to consider other revenue streams. Article III, Rule 74: Knowledge equals Profit Both parties hereby agree that any intelligence or otherwise sensitive information shared between the two will not be passed on to any third party without permission. Both parties are encouraged, but not obligated, to share information with the other party relevant to their profit. Article IV, Rule 34: War is Good for Business If one party finds itself being worked out of the market by another enterprise, the other party may consider using the opportunity to extract a profit from the mutual rival. Article V, Rule 57: Good customers are almost as rare as Latinum - treasure them. Both parties agree to open their markets up to one another, free of tariff or tax, so that they may both benefit from a substantial profit. Article VI, Rule 6: Never allow family to stand in the way of Opportunity Should either party wish to pursue more profitable ventures, they are required to notify the respective parties within 72 hours of nullification. Signed for CLAWS, Co-Leaders: Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts Al Bundy, Football Legend Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Minister of Internal Affairs: Tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs: Magical Muslim Minister At-Large: White Chocolate Advisory Council Advisor of Defense: Admiral Alexander & Clash Advisor of Economics: RS1787 Signed for The First Order,mastabadey, Supreme Leader BringMeTheHorizon, Grand Admiral Feetler, General Staff James Maximus, General Staff TL;DR ODP between Claws and The First Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 (edited) Year started with us barking orders to kill Claws. Now I'm tipping my hat to their new treaty with our brother alliance. Been a weird year. Congratulations, both of you. Edited April 19, 2021 by Kapleo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 That was a damn fancy read. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollerobot Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 May you enjoy mutual prosperity and high amounts of protein! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Congratulations to both parties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Always cool to see new alliances making moves. Good luck to both parties! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warden Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Congrats to both TFO and CLAWS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Extremely disappointing to see CLAWS align with a group that seems to have a significant issue with screwing up tech raids - including continually raiding our allies. Pretty questionable move to be honest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 9 minutes ago, firingline said: Extremely disappointing to see CLAWS align with a group that seems to have a significant issue with screwing up tech raids - including continually raiding our allies. Pretty questionable move to be honest. Weren’t you just nuked for screwing up a tech raid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 2 minutes ago, BringMeTheHorizon said: Weren’t you just nuked for screwing up a tech raid? No, I was not. Any more questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 6 minutes ago, firingline said: No, I was not. Any more questions? Oh, that’s weird, the nuclear news reports must have a bug, we should alert the editors! If memory serves correctly your last two raids on AAs have ended with you being nuked. If you don’t like the treaty, that’s great, talk about it, but your reasons for not liking it, based upon raiding is disingenuous. Especially since you’ve had just as many messed up raids as an entire AA. So, please, keep moaning about something that you yourself have messed up just as much, with more damage done to yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 (edited) 4 minutes ago, BringMeTheHorizon said: Oh, that’s weird, the nuclear news reports must have a bug, we should alert the editors! If memory serves correctly your last two raids on AAs have ended with you being nuked. If you don’t like the treaty, that’s great, talk about it, but your reasons for not liking it, based upon raiding is disingenuous. Especially since you’ve had just as many messed up raids as an entire AA. So, please, keep moaning about something that you yourself have messed up just as much, with more damage done to yourself. Your memory doesn't serve correctly. I know you don't have the best critical thinking skills - it's why you somehow declared war on our protectorate after reading that they were our protectorate because "well I thought they might have just put that there." As we sat in Discord channels chatting with you, where you could have asked one of us. You've proven time and again that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. But, as I've already explained. I didn't raid any AAs. I've only had two raids in months unfortunately - it's hard to find good targets when you don't just bumble around and declare war on whatever moves. Edited April 19, 2021 by firingline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringMeTheHorizon Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 3 minutes ago, firingline said: Your memory doesn't serve correctly. I know you don't have the best critical thinking skills - it's why you somehow declared war on our protectorate after reading that they were our protectorate because "well I thought they might have just put that there." As we sat in Discord channels chatting with you, where you could have asked one of us. You've proven time and again that you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. But, as I've already explained. I didn't raid any AAs. I've only had two raids in months unfortunately - it's hard to find good targets when you don't just bumble around and declare war on whatever moves. Yawn. Go look at your war screen, go look at the nuclear reports, and see your name listed. Color me surprised that you live in a world were you haven’t been nuked, or raided two alliances. I must offer my condolences to Kashmir and FTW, you are not alliances anymore. Who would have known! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 (edited) You clearly don't understand what a 'tech raid' is. This is not surprising, given how often you and your friends seem to screw up such a simple concept. Regardless, this announcement isn't about me. It's about CLAWS' boneheaded move in signing a treaty with an alliance of boneheads. Edited April 19, 2021 by firingline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Extremely happy to see this official. We can be boneheads together 😍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterBadey Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 3 hours ago, Lollerobot said: May you enjoy mutual prosperity and high amounts of protein! We have only the best proteins in the all the galaxy! We've got blue milk, we've got green milk, we've even got a celebrity endorser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehol Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
citizenkane Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Congratulations to the happy couple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Looks great. Cheers to a very profitable future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted April 19, 2021 Report Share Posted April 19, 2021 Congratulations to CLAWS and The First Order. May the Force be with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollerobot Posted April 20, 2021 Report Share Posted April 20, 2021 16 hours ago, MasterBadey said: We have only the best proteins in the all the galaxy! We've got blue milk, we've got green milk, we've even got a celebrity endorser! I think your celebrity might not want to endorse the first order, he seems a bit ghosty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tehol Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 On 4/19/2021 at 11:24 AM, Lord Hershey said: Congratulations to CLAWS and The First Order. May the Force be with them. and also with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 Two alliances that definitely belong together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted April 21, 2021 Report Share Posted April 21, 2021 2 hours ago, HeroofTime55 said: Two alliances that definitely belong together. Glad you think so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Maximus Posted April 22, 2021 Report Share Posted April 22, 2021 8 hours ago, HeroofTime55 said: Two alliances that definitely belong together. Couldn't agree more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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