MasterBadey

I mean, this was literally 14 months ago.

*looks awkwardly at NG's recent behavior* Heck, who am I kidding. NG has been at this since it's inception.

Looks like something straight off Tony Hayward's desk.

Honestly, I ask myself the same thing every time you post.

Bump for the 4th

It's everyone's favorite time of year, where we sip margaritas from lightsabers! As the premier Star Wars alliance, we feel it is our responsibility to wish everyone a safe and Happy Holiday and remind you to handle all blasters responsibility. We'd also like to take this time to pat ourselves on the back for cracking the top 30 announce that, at lollerobot's request, we have official forums! So crawl out of that sarlacc pit and come visit us and Barix9 at www.tfo-cn.com today! Also don't forget to drop by our Discord to abuse our Star Wars bots and remember to bring your best Star Wars memes!

We have only the best proteins in the all the galaxy! We've got blue milk, we've got green milk, we've even got a celebrity endorser!

Talk about a rebound

But in all seriousness, over the past few weeks it has been a pleasure getting acquainted with new friends and reacquainted with old ones. Without them I certainly wouldn't be standing here today, I'd probably be somewhere else doing something far more productive. I would also like to thank all who have been friends and partners over the past few months, especially The Phoenix Federation. You have been solid mates and steadfast allies since even before Day 1 and I look forward to continuing our bright future together.

Look what Devo whipped up. Congratulations to all.

Oh my, this coming from Non Grata? Kettle, meet teapot.

Wait, who is outmatched here? CLAWS, the people who bungled up this war so bad that they're tripping over their own feet wanting "white peace" for their own mistaken aggression, or COBRA, the people who organized a counter and caused your coalition to buckle in less than a week? In just about every case I'm familiar with, hardly ever does the victor cry out the safe word first. But then again it's been a while since I've played this little game so maybe I'm out of the loop?

Imperial Assault Alliance The First Order (cough cough) https://discord.gg/tSNWvza3nR

If only the axiom of "Mutually Assured Destruction" held true, oh well pylons will be pylons.

This dude approves