Partisan Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) Greetings, Empowered by the collective will of our member body, I stand before you today as MI6' representative tasked with the presentation of our fulfillment of the instruments of surrender given to us by the collective forces arrayed against us. Peace means sacrifice. In the interest of concluding this war and resuming our peaceful coexistence in the world, MI6 has been requested to partake in the annual cybernations post-war history revision festival. MI6 therefore accepts that its habit of application of logical deduction is an obsolete practice and no longer has a place in this world. Recognizing this and adapting to the current intellectual environment perpetuated forth by the powers that be, we, the collective nations of MI6, accept that we were wrong to take the Casus Belli explained in Non Grata's declaration of war upon us at face value. We understand that our deduction based on presented information leads our intelligence to be called into question. Despite our lack of intelligence, we have been asked to admit that we have intelligently used the CB publicly presented by Non Grata to smear Non Grata & Co's good name. MI6 is happy to oblige. We apologize for questioning the morality of those forces opposed to us. In conclusion, we have been asked to state that we understand that our behavior following the receipt of a declaration of war constitutes the type of behavior that results in our targeting for war, and that this is why MI6 has no friends. We apologise for our misunderstanding of the standard political practises in this realm and vow that we will improve upon ourselves to ensure that the next time we are declared on, we will unintelligently hail our adversaries' ambiguous CB to ensure that our intelligence will not be questioned, that we will not be targeted again and that we have friends. We anticipate peace to be offered shortly by the member nations of both sides. MI6 wishes you the best of luck in your future ventures. Peace in our time. /s/ for MI6 Partisan, Speaker of the People, Agent 007 and interim M. Edited August 20, 2016 by Partisan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shurukian Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) Nah, NG and Polar had no reason for war at all. Edit:: Apart from my snarky reply, I want to point out that you're playing the party line just as strongly as anyone you're pointing fingers at. We had a conversation within days of the declaration, where I shared with you the complete reasoning and Chim's special little friendship with R&R. This is disingenuous in its outrage at best. Edited August 20, 2016 by Shurukian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morphine Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 (edited) What !@#$ terms. Edited August 20, 2016 by Morphine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roal36 Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Partisan said: In the interest of concluding this war and resuming our peaceful coexistence in the world, MI6 has been requested to partake in the annual cybernations post-war history revision festival. We, the collective nations of MI6, accept that we were wrong to take the Casus Belli explained in Non Grata's declaration of war upon us at face value. We understand that our deduction based on presented information leads our intelligence to be called into question. Despite our lack of intelligence, we have been asked to admit that we have intelligently used the CB publicly presented by Non Grata to smear Non Grata & Co's good name. MI6 is happy to oblige. We apologize for questioning the morality of those forces opposed to us. We apologise for our misunderstanding of the standard political practises in this realm and vow that we will improve upon ourselves to ensure that the next time we are declared on, we will unintelligently hail our adversaries' ambiguous CB to ensure that our intelligence will not be questioned, that we will not be targeted again and that we have friends. We anticipate peace to be offered shortly by the member nations of both sides. MI6 wishes you the best of luck in your future ventures. Peace in our time. /s/ for MI6 Partisan, Speaker of the People, Agent 007 and interim M. Have to say I enjoyed this post very much. Congratulations on writing this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 11 minutes ago, Morphine said: What !@#$ terms. If you think these were !@#$, then just wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partisan Posted August 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Shurukian said: Nah, NG and Polar had no reason for war at all. Edit:: Apart from my snarky reply, I want to point out that you're playing the party line just as strongly as anyone you're pointing fingers at. We had a conversation within days of the declaration, where I shared with you the complete reasoning and Chim's special little friendship with R&R. This is disingenuous in its outrage at best. What outrage? We just want peace Shuru... So we adhered to the terms.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordStrum Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 never change partyboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hershey Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 We all know what actually happened...: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackatron Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Lord Hershey said: We all know what actually happened...: Wonderful as always Hershey. I was there, can confirm this is exactly how it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernkastel Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 (edited) I approve this message 100% and deem it official from MI6. It's beautiful and eloquent. The Pen is truly mightier than the nuke. Praise be unto him. Edited August 21, 2016 by Bernkastel good lord I'm exhausted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Also, stop hitting yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 What a bunch of tea pots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlmightyGrub Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Needs more Holton to have that ring of sincerity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Zigur Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 I have no stake in this fight. I thought the way the casus belli was presented was garbage, and made the aggressor coalition difficult to sympathize with, but if Holton was Chimaera's spy like the logs claim that's a legit casus belli. A sincere apology would seem reasonable in that situation. Hate to say it, but after knowing Chim all these years I can't say that I'd be surprised if that's what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 remember all the wars that ended with non-apology apology threads usually the loser at least has to fake an apology if it's gonna be term Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 No beer review terms? Keep nuking... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 This is what happens when you forsake the Tea Prophet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Poutine Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 8 hours ago, kingzog said: Also, stop hitting yourself. We'll try, but no guarantees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 8 hours ago, AlmightyGrub said: Needs more Holton to have that ring of sincerity. I validate Bernkastel's statement and Partisan's OP. 7 hours ago, Immortan Junka said: I have no stake in this fight. I thought the way the casus belli was presented was garbage, and made the aggressor coalition difficult to sympathize with, but if Holton was Chimaera's spy like the logs claim that's a legit casus belli. A sincere apology would seem reasonable in that situation. Hate to say it, but after knowing Chim all these years I can't say that I'd be surprised if that's what happened. Anyone who has an iota of knowledge about my actions while in Polaris would understand how ridiculous it is to think I was working, even passively, for MI6. The fact that I was a large part of our push to move closer to Oculus and sign with Pacifica is really all the evidence I need to absolve myself of Chimaera's poor word choice lol. 3 hours ago, Captain Enema said: No beer review terms? Keep nuking... I know, right? I bought all this craft beer for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Master Holton said: Anyone who has an iota of knowledge about my actions while in Polaris would understand how ridiculous it is to think I was working, even passively, for MI6. The fact that I was a large part of our push to move closer to Oculus and sign with Pacifica is really all the evidence I need to absolve myself of Chimaera's poor word choice lol. Poor word choice? It's pretty black and white, Holton. You were a spy. You got burned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partisan Posted August 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, KahlanRahl said: Poor word choice? It's pretty black and white, Holton. You were a spy. You got burned. Speaking of spies; You are late on your monthly report Kahlan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Partisan said: Speaking of spies; You are late on your monthly report Kahlan. I have no idea what you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partisan Posted August 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Just now, KahlanRahl said: I have no idea what you're talking about. It is only the enlightened ruler and the wise general who will use the highest intelligence of the army for the purposes of spying, and thereby they achieve great results. - Sun Tzu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 Also MI6 officially recognizes Exodus as a bad alliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Partisan Posted August 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 27 minutes ago, Master Holton said: Also MI6 officially recognizes Exodus as a bad alliance You understand not what forces you are messing with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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