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Captain Enema

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    Bubblegum war, never forgotten.

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    The Can
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    Doom Squad
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    Coal
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    Wine

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  1. Captain Enema

    The End Game of Sir Kindle

    {mod edit}
  2. Captain Enema

    Space Wolves Pact Redux

    Congrats to ISX and FTW. Congrats to peckerwood trailer trash boy for pulling a Junka and derailing yet another topic with his inane babbling.
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  4. Captain Enema

    What's the frequency

    Reading your posts is an act that is physically painful. Could you hire someone to edit them for you prior to submitting them? Congrats to ISX, hopefully AM is serious about this NAP. It seems to be a decent concession for both parties and a possible path forward for coexisting side by side.
  5. Captain Enema

    The End Game of Sir Kindle

    Sometimes you get it right and sometimes you get it right.
  6. Captain Enema

    The End Game of Sir Kindle

    *eats those flowers*
  7. Captain Enema

    The End Game of Sir Kindle

    Doom Squad has declared on Animalz nations in support our brothers in Monster's Inc. I will refrain from use nuclear weapons for two reasons. Firstly, I haven't any to use. Secondly, it seems quite unnecessary at this point as the three Animalz nations are almost as broke as I am. Let's have a good clean fight and trade witty insults using semi-coherent discourse. In the interest of fairness, I've dispatched the following message to two of the three nations I'm currently engaged with.
  8. Captain Enema

    Recognition of Hostilities

    So long as they wipe out SLAP next and remove that stain of failures from the board, I'm fine with this.
  9. Doom Squad recognizes a state of bemusement with Los Pollos Hermanos and will reply in a fashion and time that best suits me.
  10. Captain Enema

    Aevum Declaration of War

    You are a godly man of the high church, what is said in the confessional of Auctor is for his ears alone. Should he choose to share those confessions, he does so with the guiding hand of god almighty steering him as a Cardinal in the High Church. Auctor, god praise him, may have shared those confessions as part of his god given and holiest of duties of the church and to god himself, but we don't have that luxury. Bless you my son, I will say many prayers for your soldiers as they burn away the evil from the souls of the Templar Knights.
  11. Captain Enema

    Aevum Declaration of War

    It's not a war, its an inquisition to exorcise the sin and evil from the Templar Knights. Hard times call for hard measures and the Templar Knights need those hard measures to embrace the love of the High Church of Oculus. You serve a greater good now, do not waste your efforts being lured off point by the siren song of an evil whore temptress of The Templar Knights. Also, don't let trailer trash confuse you either.
  12. Captain Enema

    Doom Squad Declaration of War

    (First Verse) In the Eyes of Doom, the unsuspecting stranger Had better know the truth of wrong from right. 'Cause the rule of law and order starts at the Doom border, With the Lone Star of Doom shining bright. (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you; Any wrong you do, he's gonna see. When you're in Doom, look behind you, For that's where the Doom's gonna be. (Second Verse) In the Heart of Doom, he'll never know the danger From desperate men with nothing left to lose. Doom keeps on coming; so there ain't no sense in running, 'Cause he's bound and sure to make you pay your dues. (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you; Any wrong you do, he's gonna see. When you're in Doom, look behind you, For that's where the Doom's gonna be. (Third Verse) When Doom's on your trail, he won't know how to failAnd you can't buy him off at any price.So if you decide to ramble, and with your life you'd gamble,Know where you are before you roll the dice. (Chorus) For the Eyes of Doom are upon you; Any wrong you do, he's gonna see. When you're in Doom, look behind you, For that's where the Doom's gonna be.
  13. Captain Enema

    Doom Squad Declaration of War

    They are lining up for your mom's milkshakes.. I swear, nothing more, just the milkshakes.
  14. By God Kindle, you've done it now.. Your inferior quality ebook readers, badly written self-published novels, and badly priced Amazon Prime offerings have NOW come home to sow the seeds of revenge. A poem for you.. Roses are red Violets are blue My dick is hard So are you? No.. not that poem, that's the one I whispered to Lord Hitchcock last night.. Let me think.. Love is a light That fills my heart and then I farted and blew up my heart That's not much of a poem or even a poem if you go by certain rules. Let me try again. A hero is born on a pillar of fire guess what boy? You ain't him..
  15. Captain Enema

    Doom Squad's New Executive Council

    I did look for nations in my range, but dammmmmmn... could not find anything.
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