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Wu Tang Clan Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 The goal of this letter is to bring about the demise of New Sith Order's capricious taradiddles just as Charter 77 brought about the demise of communism in Czechoslovakia. Permit me this forum to rant. New Sith Order should take a step back and look at everything from a different perspective. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that New Sith Order's manifestos have an unsavory historical track record. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, people will understand why New Sith Order has made it known that it fully intends to project a stream of tyrannical images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be. New Sith Order can't throw away its integrity and expect the world to respect it for it. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. I've known a number of honorable people who have laid down their lives to call a spade a spade. Without exception, these people understood deeply that if New Sith Order doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that it has increasingly been practicing, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then New Sith Order will grasp the concept that its pals have been waxing stridently about Stalinism, New Sith Order's obiter dicta, and why New Sith Order should wreck our country, derail our civilization, and threaten the human race with extinction. Meanwhile, I, speaking as someone who is not a snarky scatterbrain, have been uplifting individuals and communities on a global scale to work together towards a shared vision. What do I hope to achieve by doing such a thing? I hope to achieve widespread recognition that after hearing about New Sith Order's pharisaical attempts to make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without its vengeful efforts, I was saddened. I was saddened that it has lowered itself to this level. New Sith Order's plan is to meddle in everyone else's affairs. New Sith Order's expositors are moving at a frightening pace toward the total implementation of that agenda, which includes manipulating the public like a puppet dangling from strings. To those unconscionable, acrimonious pronks who think that New Sith Order holds a universal license that allows it to raise extortionate demands, know this: It can't possibly believe that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. It's poxy but it's not that poxy. Although I can find only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, New Sith Order does not appeal to most people as being the most endearing or public-minded of organizations. Maybe its image would improve somewhat if it stopped trying to encourage people to leave their spouses, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become spleenful lotharios. Couldn't you figure that out for yourself, New Sith Order? If we let New Sith Order take a condescending cheap shot at a person whom most cheeky luftmenschen will never be in a position to condescend to, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents? Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to highlight all of the problems with New Sith Order's infernal commentaries. I have seen what New Sith Order is capable of, and I am afraid. I am very afraid and I am very angry. New Sith Order's propaganda machine once said that New Sith Order would never inure us to lousy, ill-bred Leninism. So much for credibility! Of perhaps even more concern is that New Sith Order's biggest lie is that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. Sure, it might be able to peddle that boatload of parisology to the hayseeds, but I don't know if it is consciously and purposely evil or merely laughable. I do know, however, that the claim that the key to living a long and happy life is to take the robes of political power off the shoulders of the few honest people who wear them and put them upon the shoulders of dimwitted crooks is illusory. A person could write a whole book on that topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state simply that it seems clear that the people New Sith Order attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that there are three fairly obvious problems with New Sith Order's reports, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to turn random, senseless violence into meaningful action. First, the vastly inflated humanitarian forecasts of New Sith Order's paroxysms are unrecognizable when compared to their inevitable outcome. Second, New Sith Order's grievances are attributable to an ignorance born of fear. And third, New Sith Order plans to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night when you least expect it. I'd like to see it try to get away with such a plan; that should be good for a laugh. You see, most people have already observed that the baneful nature of New Sith Order's inveracities is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify. I beg of you: Use your head for something more meaningful than being a delivery system for New Sith Order's vindictive viewpoints. Use it for thinking about how some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, New Sith Order has a near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about New Sith Order in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that it's amazing to me that New Sith Order's apologists actually suspect that New Sith Order has achieved sainthood. Not only must such people be mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration, but New Sith Order cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. It sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue promoting a herd mentality over principled, individual thought. It has been proven time and time again that New Sith Order's orations are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to freedom? Personally, I don't believe the answer has anything to do with yahooism. Rather, I believe it involves New Sith Order's tendency to talk about you and me in terms that are not fit to be repeated. New Sith Order sometimes has trouble convincing people that the world can be happy only when its coalition is given full rein. When it has such trouble, it usually trots out a few puerile guttersnipes to constate authoritatively that New Sith Order's expostulations are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. Whether or not that trick of its works, it's still the case that New Sith Order's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to infantilize and corrupt the public. If you don't believe me then note that we must transcend traditional thinking. This call to action begins with you. You must be the first to lead it to resipiscence. You must be the one to show pluck and optimism when presented with threats and terror. And you must inform your fellow man that the world would be a much better place to live if New Sith Order just stopped trying to create division in the name of diversity. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. If we contradict New Sith Order, we are labelled covinous ninnyhammers. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. New Sith Order, already oppressive with its stultiloquent communiqués, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human speciesif separate species we befor its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that New Sith Order has written volumes about how might makes right. Don't believe a word of it, though. The truth is that the biggest supporters of its heinous manuscripts are hypersensitive loonies and recalcitrant peddlers of snake-oil remedies. A secondary class of ardent supporters consists of ladies of elastic virtue and cosmopolitan tendencies to whom such things afford a decent excuse for displaying their fascinations at their open windows. I've heard New Sith Order say that everything is happy and fine and good. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is New Sith Order secretly trying to rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming with impulse-buy items? The answer is too well-known to bear repeating, but I should comment that New Sith Order's ruderies are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, New Sith Order seems to be involved in a number of illegal or borderline-illegal activities. For it and its idolators, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside the norm. Even financial fraud and thievery seem to be okay. What's next? Endowing antipluralism with a false legitimacy? I can say only that if New Sith Order gets its way, none of us will be able to provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from obscurantism, masochism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. Therefore, we must not let New Sith Order sound the standard "they're out to get us" call and rally its vassals to evade responsibility. Because we continue to share a common, albeit abused, atmospheric envelope, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, don't need to tell you that New Sith Order is a social liability. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that New Sith Order uses highfalutin terms like "proconstitutionalism" and "macracanthrorhynchiasis" to conceal its plans to create an intimidating, hostile, and demeaning environment. In this scheme of its, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details. We become unable to see that my cause is to banish divisiveness. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that the worst kinds of eccentric saboteurs there are are intrigued and puzzled by New Sith Order's amalgam of foolish interventionism and presumptuous Machiavellianisma tangled web of KKK, Freudian, encounter-therapy, populist, Ayn Rand-like, and Marxist notions. Still, I recommend you check out some of New Sith Order's prophecies and draw your own conclusions on the matter. Even though New Sith Order presents a public face that avoids overt nihilism, the main dissensus between me and New Sith Order is that I warrant that New Sith Order's capilotades are clear testimony to the fact that New Sith Order's deeds are complete and total offal. It, on the other hand, contends that without its superior guidance, we will go nowhere. My sources tell me that New Sith Order intends to encourage uninformed windbags to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort in the immediate years ahead. Not on my watch! I am therefore calling upon all good citizens to place blame where it belongsin the hands of New Sith Order and its destructive companions. One of New Sith Order's most loyal acolytes is known to have remarked, "Profits come before people." And there you have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that quote is that New Sith Order is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every crass ideology finds expression in New Sith Order. I'd peg the odds at about six to one that New Sith Order will provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction sometime soon. If I'm wrong, I promise that I'll gladly jump in the lake. For your edification, I should definitely point out that on several occasions I have heard New Sith Order state that it knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more important though is that one of New Sith Order's favorite dirty tricks is to forge letters from its critics. These forgeries are laced with scandalous "revelations" about everyone New Sith Order hates. Such trickery deflects attention from the fact that New Sith Order denies that it has been combining the most sordid avarice with the most invincible hatred of the very people who tolerate and enrich it. Its denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw it interfering with the most important principles of democracy. I'd like to see New Sith Order spin its way out of that one. So, sorry for being so long-winded in this letter, but I must obviously reach out even to my most ostrich-like readers and show them how New Sith Order's buddies pamper disloyal pettifoggers, as though it were a disgrace to provide you with vital information that New Sith Order has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. Let this serve as my resignation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 #jrcom as it is in #Dominion Never forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 Hey ODN, get ready. We're coming for you in 5 days time. The fallout will be massive, the casualties innumerable... See you there ;) They're stacking up already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walshington Posted May 27, 2013 Report Share Posted May 27, 2013 The goal of this letter is to bring about the demise of New Sith Order's capricious taradiddles just as Charter 77 brought about the demise of communism in Czechoslovakia. Permit me this forum to rant. New Sith Order should take a step back and look at everything from a different perspective. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that New Sith Order's manifestos have an unsavory historical track record. I submit that everyone should stop and mull that assertion. Then, people will understand why New Sith Order has made it known that it fully intends to project a stream of tyrannical images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament. If those words don't scare you, nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could be. New Sith Order can't throw away its integrity and expect the world to respect it for it. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not exaggerating the situation. I've known a number of honorable people who have laid down their lives to call a spade a spade. Without exception, these people understood deeply that if New Sith Order doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to silence any criticism of the brainwashing and double standards that it has increasingly been practicing, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then New Sith Order will grasp the concept that its pals have been waxing stridently about Stalinism, New Sith Order's obiter dicta, and why New Sith Order should wreck our country, derail our civilization, and threaten the human race with extinction. Meanwhile, I, speaking as someone who is not a snarky scatterbrain, have been uplifting individuals and communities on a global scale to work together towards a shared vision. What do I hope to achieve by doing such a thing? I hope to achieve widespread recognition that after hearing about New Sith Order's pharisaical attempts to make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without its vengeful efforts, I was saddened. I was saddened that it has lowered itself to this level. New Sith Order's plan is to meddle in everyone else's affairs. New Sith Order's expositors are moving at a frightening pace toward the total implementation of that agenda, which includes manipulating the public like a puppet dangling from strings. To those unconscionable, acrimonious pronks who think that New Sith Order holds a universal license that allows it to raise extortionate demands, know this: It can't possibly believe that we have no reason to be fearful about the criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to fifteen years. It's poxy but it's not that poxy. Although I can find only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, New Sith Order does not appeal to most people as being the most endearing or public-minded of organizations. Maybe its image would improve somewhat if it stopped trying to encourage people to leave their spouses, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become spleenful lotharios. Couldn't you figure that out for yourself, New Sith Order? If we let New Sith Order take a condescending cheap shot at a person whom most cheeky luftmenschen will never be in a position to condescend to, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents? Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to highlight all of the problems with New Sith Order's infernal commentaries. I have seen what New Sith Order is capable of, and I am afraid. I am very afraid and I am very angry. New Sith Order's propaganda machine once said that New Sith Order would never inure us to lousy, ill-bred Leninism. So much for credibility! Of perhaps even more concern is that New Sith Order's biggest lie is that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. Sure, it might be able to peddle that boatload of parisology to the hayseeds, but I don't know if it is consciously and purposely evil or merely laughable. I do know, however, that the claim that the key to living a long and happy life is to take the robes of political power off the shoulders of the few honest people who wear them and put them upon the shoulders of dimwitted crooks is illusory. A person could write a whole book on that topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state simply that it seems clear that the people New Sith Order attacks deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that there are three fairly obvious problems with New Sith Order's reports, each of which needs to be addressed by any letter that attempts to turn random, senseless violence into meaningful action. First, the vastly inflated humanitarian forecasts of New Sith Order's paroxysms are unrecognizable when compared to their inevitable outcome. Second, New Sith Order's grievances are attributable to an ignorance born of fear. And third, New Sith Order plans to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night when you least expect it. I'd like to see it try to get away with such a plan; that should be good for a laugh. You see, most people have already observed that the baneful nature of New Sith Order's inveracities is not just a rumor. It is a fact to which I can testify. I beg of you: Use your head for something more meaningful than being a delivery system for New Sith Order's vindictive viewpoints. Use it for thinking about how some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, New Sith Order has a near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners. I trust that I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about New Sith Order in this letter is heartless and in violation of our Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that it's amazing to me that New Sith Order's apologists actually suspect that New Sith Order has achieved sainthood. Not only must such people be mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration, but New Sith Order cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. It sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue promoting a herd mentality over principled, individual thought. It has been proven time and time again that New Sith Order's orations are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to freedom? Personally, I don't believe the answer has anything to do with yahooism. Rather, I believe it involves New Sith Order's tendency to talk about you and me in terms that are not fit to be repeated. New Sith Order sometimes has trouble convincing people that the world can be happy only when its coalition is given full rein. When it has such trouble, it usually trots out a few puerile guttersnipes to constate authoritatively that New Sith Order's expostulations are intelligent, commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary people. Whether or not that trick of its works, it's still the case that New Sith Order's ideological colors may have changed over the years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to infantilize and corrupt the public. If you don't believe me then note that we must transcend traditional thinking. This call to action begins with you. You must be the first to lead it to resipiscence. You must be the one to show pluck and optimism when presented with threats and terror. And you must inform your fellow man that the world would be a much better place to live if New Sith Order just stopped trying to create division in the name of diversity. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. If we contradict New Sith Order, we are labelled covinous ninnyhammers. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. New Sith Order, already oppressive with its stultiloquent communiqués, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate species we be—for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a frightening thought then consider that New Sith Order has written volumes about how might makes right. Don't believe a word of it, though. The truth is that the biggest supporters of its heinous manuscripts are hypersensitive loonies and recalcitrant peddlers of snake-oil remedies. A secondary class of ardent supporters consists of ladies of elastic virtue and cosmopolitan tendencies to whom such things afford a decent excuse for displaying their fascinations at their open windows. I've heard New Sith Order say that everything is happy and fine and good. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is New Sith Order secretly trying to rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming with impulse-buy items? The answer is too well-known to bear repeating, but I should comment that New Sith Order's ruderies are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, New Sith Order seems to be involved in a number of illegal or borderline-illegal activities. For it and its idolators, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside the norm. Even financial fraud and thievery seem to be okay. What's next? Endowing antipluralism with a false legitimacy? I can say only that if New Sith Order gets its way, none of us will be able to provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from obscurantism, masochism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. Therefore, we must not let New Sith Order sound the standard "they're out to get us" call and rally its vassals to evade responsibility. Because we continue to share a common, albeit abused, atmospheric envelope, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, don't need to tell you that New Sith Order is a social liability. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that New Sith Order uses highfalutin terms like "proconstitutionalism" and "macracanthrorhynchiasis" to conceal its plans to create an intimidating, hostile, and demeaning environment. In this scheme of its, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details. We become unable to see that my cause is to banish divisiveness. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that the worst kinds of eccentric saboteurs there are are intrigued and puzzled by New Sith Order's amalgam of foolish interventionism and presumptuous Machiavellianism—a tangled web of KKK, Freudian, encounter-therapy, populist, Ayn Rand-like, and Marxist notions. Still, I recommend you check out some of New Sith Order's prophecies and draw your own conclusions on the matter. Even though New Sith Order presents a public face that avoids overt nihilism, the main dissensus between me and New Sith Order is that I warrant that New Sith Order's capilotades are clear testimony to the fact that New Sith Order's deeds are complete and total offal. It, on the other hand, contends that without its superior guidance, we will go nowhere. My sources tell me that New Sith Order intends to encourage uninformed windbags to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort in the immediate years ahead. Not on my watch! I am therefore calling upon all good citizens to place blame where it belongs—in the hands of New Sith Order and its destructive companions. One of New Sith Order's most loyal acolytes is known to have remarked, "Profits come before people." And there you have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that quote is that New Sith Order is the embodiment of everything petty in our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every crass ideology finds expression in New Sith Order. I'd peg the odds at about six to one that New Sith Order will provoke terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction sometime soon. If I'm wrong, I promise that I'll gladly jump in the lake. For your edification, I should definitely point out that on several occasions I have heard New Sith Order state that it knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more important though is that one of New Sith Order's favorite dirty tricks is to forge letters from its critics. These forgeries are laced with scandalous "revelations" about everyone New Sith Order hates. Such trickery deflects attention from the fact that New Sith Order denies that it has been combining the most sordid avarice with the most invincible hatred of the very people who tolerate and enrich it. Its denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw it interfering with the most important principles of democracy. I'd like to see New Sith Order spin its way out of that one. So, sorry for being so long-winded in this letter, but I must obviously reach out even to my most ostrich-like readers and show them how New Sith Order's buddies pamper disloyal pettifoggers, as though it were a disgrace to provide you with vital information that New Sith Order has gone to great lengths to prevent you from discovering. Whoa -- Ted Kaczynski plays CN? Congrats to NSO and their new gov't, although I thought Lord Bitburg would be highly placed there by now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Joe Stupid in high gov only leads to coups for everyone involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 What is considered "relevant" information to be put in a Holocron? Did you want some lightsaber techniques?That's a question you should be asking yourself I'm afraid, I'm not the one putting it out for the world's consumption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justavictim82 Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Oh Admin they are letting Holton post for them now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Stupid Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Joe Stupid in high gov only leads to coups for everyone involved. Which goes down in flames first? TOP or NSO? We're tainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordShinnra Posted May 28, 2013 Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 Know this. You stand no chance of victory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Holton Posted May 28, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 28, 2013 That's a question you should be asking yourself I'm afraid, I'm not the one putting it out for the world's consumption. :psyduck: Will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trout Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 Nout enuff pugg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litha Riddle Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 What is considered "relevant" information to be put in a Holocron? Did you want some lightsaber techniques? Depends on the techniques ;) Good read guys :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted June 7, 2013 Report Share Posted June 7, 2013 Hey Master Holton let's you and I take a walk on the dark side of the moon. It's the most romantic thing I can even imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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