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The goal of this letter is to bring about the demise of New Sith
Order's capricious taradiddles just as Charter 77 brought about the
demise of communism in Czechoslovakia. Permit me this forum to rant.
New Sith Order should take a step back and look at everything from a
different perspective. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I
meant to say is that New Sith Order's manifestos have an unsavory
historical track record. I submit that everyone should stop and mull
that assertion. Then, people will understand why New Sith Order has
made it known that it fully intends to project a stream of tyrannical
images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other
fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament. If those words don't scare you,
nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could
be.


New Sith Order can't throw away its integrity and expect the world to
respect it for it. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I
phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not
exaggerating the situation. I've known a number of honorable people who
have laid down their lives to call a spade a spade. Without exception,
these people understood deeply that if New Sith Order doesn't realize
that it's generally considered bad style to silence any criticism of the
brainwashing and double standards that it has increasingly been
practicing, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the
subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures.
Maybe then New Sith Order will grasp the concept that its pals have been
waxing stridently about Stalinism, New Sith Order's obiter dicta, and
why New Sith Order should wreck our country, derail our civilization,
and threaten the human race with extinction. Meanwhile, I, speaking as
someone who is not a snarky scatterbrain, have been uplifting
individuals and communities on a global scale to work together towards a
shared vision. What do I hope to achieve by doing such a thing? I
hope to achieve widespread recognition that after hearing about New Sith
Order's pharisaical attempts to make conditions far worse than could
ever have been the case without its vengeful efforts, I was saddened. I
was saddened that it has lowered itself to this level.


New Sith Order's plan is to meddle in everyone else's affairs. New
Sith Order's expositors are moving at a frightening pace toward the
total implementation of that agenda, which includes manipulating the
public like a puppet dangling from strings. To those unconscionable,
acrimonious pronks who think that New Sith Order holds a universal
license that allows it to raise extortionate demands, know this: It
can't possibly believe that we have no reason to be fearful about the
criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to
fifteen years. It's poxy but it's not that poxy. Although I can find
only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, New Sith
Order does not appeal to most people as being the most endearing or
public-minded of organizations. Maybe its image would improve somewhat
if it stopped trying to encourage people to leave their spouses, kill
their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become
spleenful lotharios. Couldn't you figure that out for yourself, New
Sith Order? If we let New Sith Order take a condescending cheap shot at
a person whom most cheeky luftmenschen will never be in a position to
condescend to, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents?
Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to
highlight all of the problems with New Sith Order's infernal
commentaries.


I have seen what New Sith Order is capable of, and I am afraid. I am
very afraid and I am very angry. New Sith Order's propaganda machine
once said that New Sith Order would never inure us to lousy, ill-bred
Leninism. So much for credibility! Of perhaps even more concern is
that New Sith Order's biggest lie is that people prefer "cultural
integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and
the opportunity to choose their own course through life. Sure, it might
be able to peddle that boatload of parisology to the hayseeds, but I
don't know if it is consciously and purposely evil or merely laughable.
I do know, however, that the claim that the key to living a long and
happy life is to take the robes of political power off the shoulders of
the few honest people who wear them and put them upon the shoulders of
dimwitted crooks is illusory. A person could write a whole book on that
topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state
simply that it seems clear that the people New Sith Order attacks
deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. But we
ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final
conclusions on the subject: We see that there are three fairly obvious
problems with New Sith Order's reports, each of which needs to be
addressed by any letter that attempts to turn random, senseless violence
into meaningful action. First, the vastly inflated humanitarian
forecasts of New Sith Order's paroxysms are unrecognizable when compared
to their inevitable outcome. Second, New Sith Order's grievances are
attributable to an ignorance born of fear. And third, New Sith Order
plans to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night when you least expect
it. I'd like to see it try to get away with such a plan; that should
be good for a laugh. You see, most people have already observed that
the baneful nature of New Sith Order's inveracities is not just a rumor.
It is a fact to which I can testify.


I beg of you: Use your head for something more meaningful than being
a delivery system for New Sith Order's vindictive viewpoints. Use it
for thinking about how some of the facts I'm about to present may seem
shocking. This they certainly are. However, New Sith Order has a
near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners. I trust that
I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize
that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about
New Sith Order in this letter is heartless and in violation of our
Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that it's
amazing to me that New Sith Order's apologists actually suspect that New
Sith Order has achieved sainthood. Not only must such people be
mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration, but New Sith Order
cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually
spurred on by such gestures. It sees such gestures as a sign of
weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue promoting a
herd mentality over principled, individual thought.


It has been proven time and time again that New Sith Order's orations
are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to
freedom? Personally, I don't believe the answer has anything to do with
yahooism. Rather, I believe it involves New Sith Order's tendency to
talk about you and me in terms that are not fit to be repeated. New
Sith Order sometimes has trouble convincing people that the world can be
happy only when its coalition is given full rein. When it has such
trouble, it usually trots out a few puerile guttersnipes to constate
authoritatively that New Sith Order's expostulations are intelligent,
commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary
people. Whether or not that trick of its works, it's still the case
that New Sith Order's ideological colors may have changed over the
years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to
infantilize and corrupt the public. If you don't believe me then note
that we must transcend traditional thinking. This call to action begins
with you. You must be the first to lead it to resipiscence. You must be the one to show pluck and optimism when presented with threats and terror. And you
must inform your fellow man that the world would be a much better place
to live if New Sith Order just stopped trying to create division in the
name of diversity. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one
else has the guts to.


If we contradict New Sith Order, we are labelled covinous
ninnyhammers. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. New
Sith Order, already oppressive with its stultiloquent communiqués, will
perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human speciesif separate
species we befor its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne
by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a
frightening thought then consider that New Sith Order has written
volumes about how might makes right. Don't believe a word of it,
though. The truth is that the biggest supporters of its heinous
manuscripts are hypersensitive loonies and recalcitrant peddlers of
snake-oil remedies. A secondary class of ardent supporters consists of
ladies of elastic virtue and cosmopolitan tendencies to whom such things
afford a decent excuse for displaying their fascinations at their open
windows. I've heard New Sith Order say that everything is happy and
fine and good. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is New Sith Order
secretly trying to rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming
with impulse-buy items? The answer is too well-known to bear
repeating, but I should comment that New Sith Order's ruderies are not
an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant
consequences. For instance, New Sith Order seems to be involved in a
number of illegal or borderline-illegal activities. For it and its
idolators, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside the
norm. Even financial fraud and thievery seem to be okay. What's next?
Endowing antipluralism with a false legitimacy? I can say only that if
New Sith Order gets its way, none of us will be able to provide an
atmosphere of mutual respect, free from obscurantism, masochism, and all
other forms of prejudice and intolerance. Therefore, we must not let
New Sith Order sound the standard "they're out to get us" call and rally
its vassals to evade responsibility.


Because we continue to share a common, albeit abused, atmospheric
envelope, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, don't need to tell you that New
Sith Order is a social liability. That should be self-evident. What
is less evident is that New Sith Order uses highfalutin terms like
"proconstitutionalism" and "macracanthrorhynchiasis" to conceal its
plans to create an intimidating, hostile, and demeaning environment. In
this scheme of its, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts
like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details.
We become unable to see that my cause is to banish divisiveness. I call
upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with
their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency
and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that
the worst kinds of eccentric saboteurs there are are intrigued and
puzzled by New Sith Order's amalgam of foolish interventionism and
presumptuous Machiavellianisma tangled web of KKK, Freudian,
encounter-therapy, populist, Ayn Rand-like, and Marxist notions. Still,
I recommend you check out some of New Sith Order's prophecies and draw
your own conclusions on the matter.


Even though New Sith Order presents a public face that avoids overt
nihilism, the main dissensus between me and New Sith Order is that I
warrant that New Sith Order's capilotades are clear testimony to the
fact that New Sith Order's deeds are complete and total offal. It, on
the other hand, contends that without its superior guidance, we will go
nowhere. My sources tell me that New Sith Order intends to encourage
uninformed windbags to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by
alibis rather than by honest effort in the immediate years ahead. Not
on my watch! I am therefore calling upon all good citizens to place
blame where it belongsin the hands of New Sith Order and its
destructive companions. One of New Sith Order's most loyal acolytes is
known to have remarked, "Profits come before people." And there you
have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that
quote is that New Sith Order is the embodiment of everything petty in
our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every crass ideology finds
expression in New Sith Order.


I'd peg the odds at about six to one that New Sith Order will provoke
terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction sometime soon.
If I'm wrong, I promise that I'll gladly jump in the lake. For your
edification, I should definitely point out that on several occasions I
have heard New Sith Order state that it knows 100% of everything 100% of
the time. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of
ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more
important though is that one of New Sith Order's favorite dirty tricks
is to forge letters from its critics. These forgeries are laced with
scandalous "revelations" about everyone New Sith Order hates. Such
trickery deflects attention from the fact that New Sith Order denies
that it has been combining the most sordid avarice with the most
invincible hatred of the very people who tolerate and enrich it. Its
denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw it
interfering with the most important principles of democracy. I'd like
to see New Sith Order spin its way out of that one. So, sorry for being
so long-winded in this letter, but I must obviously reach out even to
my most ostrich-like readers and show them how New Sith Order's buddies
pamper disloyal pettifoggers, as though it were a disgrace to provide
you with vital information that New Sith Order has gone to great lengths
to prevent you from discovering.


Let this serve as my resignation.
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The goal of this letter is to bring about the demise of New Sith
Order's capricious taradiddles just as Charter 77 brought about the
demise of communism in Czechoslovakia. Permit me this forum to rant.
New Sith Order should take a step back and look at everything from a
different perspective. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I
meant to say is that New Sith Order's manifestos have an unsavory
historical track record. I submit that everyone should stop and mull
that assertion. Then, people will understand why New Sith Order has
made it known that it fully intends to project a stream of tyrannical
images of death, sex, disaster, material goods, celebrities, and other
fixtures in a mock-Olympian firmament. If those words don't scare you,
nothing will. If they are not a clear warning, I don't know what could
be.



New Sith Order can't throw away its integrity and expect the world to
respect it for it. You may have detected a hint of sarcasm in the way I
phrased that last statement, but I assure you that I am not
exaggerating the situation. I've known a number of honorable people who
have laid down their lives to call a spade a spade. Without exception,
these people understood deeply that if New Sith Order doesn't realize
that it's generally considered bad style to silence any criticism of the
brainwashing and double standards that it has increasingly been
practicing, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the
subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures.
Maybe then New Sith Order will grasp the concept that its pals have been
waxing stridently about Stalinism, New Sith Order's obiter dicta, and
why New Sith Order should wreck our country, derail our civilization,
and threaten the human race with extinction. Meanwhile, I, speaking as
someone who is not a snarky scatterbrain, have been uplifting
individuals and communities on a global scale to work together towards a
shared vision. What do I hope to achieve by doing such a thing? I
hope to achieve widespread recognition that after hearing about New Sith
Order's pharisaical attempts to make conditions far worse than could
ever have been the case without its vengeful efforts, I was saddened. I
was saddened that it has lowered itself to this level.



New Sith Order's plan is to meddle in everyone else's affairs. New
Sith Order's expositors are moving at a frightening pace toward the
total implementation of that agenda, which includes manipulating the
public like a puppet dangling from strings. To those unconscionable,
acrimonious pronks who think that New Sith Order holds a universal
license that allows it to raise extortionate demands, know this: It
can't possibly believe that we have no reason to be fearful about the
criminally violent trends in our society today and over the past ten to
fifteen years. It's poxy but it's not that poxy. Although I can find
only circumstantial evidence of misconduct and rule violations, New Sith
Order does not appeal to most people as being the most endearing or
public-minded of organizations. Maybe its image would improve somewhat
if it stopped trying to encourage people to leave their spouses, kill
their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become
spleenful lotharios. Couldn't you figure that out for yourself, New
Sith Order? If we let New Sith Order take a condescending cheap shot at
a person whom most cheeky luftmenschen will never be in a position to
condescend to, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents?
Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to
highlight all of the problems with New Sith Order's infernal
commentaries.



I have seen what New Sith Order is capable of, and I am afraid. I am
very afraid and I am very angry. New Sith Order's propaganda machine
once said that New Sith Order would never inure us to lousy, ill-bred
Leninism. So much for credibility! Of perhaps even more concern is
that New Sith Order's biggest lie is that people prefer "cultural
integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and
the opportunity to choose their own course through life. Sure, it might
be able to peddle that boatload of parisology to the hayseeds, but I
don't know if it is consciously and purposely evil or merely laughable.
I do know, however, that the claim that the key to living a long and
happy life is to take the robes of political power off the shoulders of
the few honest people who wear them and put them upon the shoulders of
dimwitted crooks is illusory. A person could write a whole book on that
topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state
simply that it seems clear that the people New Sith Order attacks
deserve compassion, not insults, put-downs, or stereotypes. But we
ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final
conclusions on the subject: We see that there are three fairly obvious
problems with New Sith Order's reports, each of which needs to be
addressed by any letter that attempts to turn random, senseless violence
into meaningful action. First, the vastly inflated humanitarian
forecasts of New Sith Order's paroxysms are unrecognizable when compared
to their inevitable outcome. Second, New Sith Order's grievances are
attributable to an ignorance born of fear. And third, New Sith Order
plans to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night when you least expect
it. I'd like to see it try to get away with such a plan; that should
be good for a laugh. You see, most people have already observed that
the baneful nature of New Sith Order's inveracities is not just a rumor.
It is a fact to which I can testify.



I beg of you: Use your head for something more meaningful than being
a delivery system for New Sith Order's vindictive viewpoints. Use it
for thinking about how some of the facts I'm about to present may seem
shocking. This they certainly are. However, New Sith Order has a
near-legendary lack of common sense, decency, and manners. I trust that
I have not shocked any of you by writing that. However, I do realize
that some of my readers may feel that much of what I have penned about
New Sith Order in this letter is heartless and in violation of our
Christian duty to love everyone. If so, I can say only that it's
amazing to me that New Sith Order's apologists actually suspect that New
Sith Order has achieved sainthood. Not only must such people be
mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration, but New Sith Order
cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually
spurred on by such gestures. It sees such gestures as a sign of
weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue promoting a
herd mentality over principled, individual thought.



It has been proven time and time again that New Sith Order's orations
are a house of mirrors. How are we to find the opening that leads to
freedom? Personally, I don't believe the answer has anything to do with
yahooism. Rather, I believe it involves New Sith Order's tendency to
talk about you and me in terms that are not fit to be repeated. New
Sith Order sometimes has trouble convincing people that the world can be
happy only when its coalition is given full rein. When it has such
trouble, it usually trots out a few puerile guttersnipes to constate
authoritatively that New Sith Order's expostulations are intelligent,
commonsensical, and entirely consonant with the views of ordinary
people. Whether or not that trick of its works, it's still the case
that New Sith Order's ideological colors may have changed over the
years. Nevertheless, its core principle has remained the same: to
infantilize and corrupt the public. If you don't believe me then note
that we must transcend traditional thinking. This call to action begins
with you. You must be the first to lead it to resipiscence. You must be the one to show pluck and optimism when presented with threats and terror. And you
must inform your fellow man that the world would be a much better place
to live if New Sith Order just stopped trying to create division in the
name of diversity. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one
else has the guts to.



If we contradict New Sith Order, we are labelled covinous
ninnyhammers. If we capitulate, however, we forfeit our freedoms. New
Sith Order, already oppressive with its stultiloquent communiqués, will
perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species—if separate
species we be—for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne
by mortal brains if loosed upon the world. If you think that that's a
frightening thought then consider that New Sith Order has written
volumes about how might makes right. Don't believe a word of it,
though. The truth is that the biggest supporters of its heinous
manuscripts are hypersensitive loonies and recalcitrant peddlers of
snake-oil remedies. A secondary class of ardent supporters consists of
ladies of elastic virtue and cosmopolitan tendencies to whom such things
afford a decent excuse for displaying their fascinations at their open
windows. I've heard New Sith Order say that everything is happy and
fine and good. Was that just a slip of the lip, or is New Sith Order
secretly trying to rebrand local churches as faith-based emporia teeming
with impulse-buy items? The answer is too well-known to bear
repeating, but I should comment that New Sith Order's ruderies are not
an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant
consequences. For instance, New Sith Order seems to be involved in a
number of illegal or borderline-illegal activities. For it and its
idolators, tax evasion and financial chicanery are scarcely outside the
norm. Even financial fraud and thievery seem to be okay. What's next?
Endowing antipluralism with a false legitimacy? I can say only that if
New Sith Order gets its way, none of us will be able to provide an
atmosphere of mutual respect, free from obscurantism, masochism, and all
other forms of prejudice and intolerance. Therefore, we must not let
New Sith Order sound the standard "they're out to get us" call and rally
its vassals to evade responsibility.



Because we continue to share a common, albeit abused, atmospheric
envelope, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, don't need to tell you that New
Sith Order is a social liability. That should be self-evident. What
is less evident is that New Sith Order uses highfalutin terms like
"proconstitutionalism" and "macracanthrorhynchiasis" to conceal its
plans to create an intimidating, hostile, and demeaning environment. In
this scheme of its, a mass of grandiloquent words falls upon the facts
like soft snow, blurring the outlines and covering up all the details.
We become unable to see that my cause is to banish divisiveness. I call
upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with
their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency
and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that
the worst kinds of eccentric saboteurs there are are intrigued and
puzzled by New Sith Order's amalgam of foolish interventionism and
presumptuous Machiavellianism—a tangled web of KKK, Freudian,
encounter-therapy, populist, Ayn Rand-like, and Marxist notions. Still,
I recommend you check out some of New Sith Order's prophecies and draw
your own conclusions on the matter.



Even though New Sith Order presents a public face that avoids overt
nihilism, the main dissensus between me and New Sith Order is that I
warrant that New Sith Order's capilotades are clear testimony to the
fact that New Sith Order's deeds are complete and total offal. It, on
the other hand, contends that without its superior guidance, we will go
nowhere. My sources tell me that New Sith Order intends to encourage
uninformed windbags to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by
alibis rather than by honest effort in the immediate years ahead. Not
on my watch! I am therefore calling upon all good citizens to place
blame where it belongs—in the hands of New Sith Order and its
destructive companions. One of New Sith Order's most loyal acolytes is
known to have remarked, "Profits come before people." And there you
have it: a direct quote from a primary source. The significance of that
quote is that New Sith Order is the embodiment of everything petty in
our lives. Every grievance, every envy, every crass ideology finds
expression in New Sith Order.



I'd peg the odds at about six to one that New Sith Order will provoke
terrible, total, universal, and merciless destruction sometime soon.
If I'm wrong, I promise that I'll gladly jump in the lake. For your
edification, I should definitely point out that on several occasions I
have heard New Sith Order state that it knows 100% of everything 100% of
the time. I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of
ideas that could provoke such a comment. What I consider far more
important though is that one of New Sith Order's favorite dirty tricks
is to forge letters from its critics. These forgeries are laced with
scandalous "revelations" about everyone New Sith Order hates. Such
trickery deflects attention from the fact that New Sith Order denies
that it has been combining the most sordid avarice with the most
invincible hatred of the very people who tolerate and enrich it. Its
denials clearly contradict reports from eyewitnesses who saw it
interfering with the most important principles of democracy. I'd like
to see New Sith Order spin its way out of that one. So, sorry for being
so long-winded in this letter, but I must obviously reach out even to
my most ostrich-like readers and show them how New Sith Order's buddies
pamper disloyal pettifoggers, as though it were a disgrace to provide
you with vital information that New Sith Order has gone to great lengths
to prevent you from discovering.

Whoa -- Ted Kaczynski plays CN? 

 

Congrats to NSO and their new gov't, although I thought Lord Bitburg would be highly placed there by now....

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