Ubuntu the Great Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 They be times when dream of empire go up in smoke of war. This be that time. Sometimes no matter how hard you try you still lose. Even the strongest sometimes cannot go on anymore. In defeat a nation must hope superior forces of enemy be generous and gracious enough to be kind to defeated enemy. So this message to NG Orange Defense Network and The International. The Zulu fight you 3 alliances I know Zulu declared war. I know forces not equal. I believe the victor should be forgiving to the vanquished. It is with this thought that I Ubuntu the Great am willing to accept your surrender. This is terms. NG stands for no good. You must change name to G because you must become good. Orange Defense Network change team color to red Nd you be known thereafter as red heads ( Ubuntu fond of the red heads) you know old Zulu saying. You can sleep with a blind you can sleep with a brunette but you won't ever get any sleep with a red head. Anyways The International they shall become United capitalists . Why? Just to f with ya! Ha ha Ubuntu say funny thing Very funny thing indeed. You must all dump all nukes, Sink all ships. Ships bad make Ubuntu sea sick. all must make statement saying you are very sorry and that you shall be bad no more ever again forever. And of coarse I shall keep my two eyes on you to be sure. You may commence surrender now. So it is written By his royal highness me. Ubuntu the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 I can't be bothered to read that. I graciously accept your surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corin Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Ah... Such a pity. Good luck rebuilding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Feather Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 All hail the great Ubuntu and his infinite wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gareth Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Crap what will we do now :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 NG will change their name to G as part of the surrender terms lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Ubuntu gracious. Ubuntu delusional. SirWilliam like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Fair terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yevgeni Luchenkov Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Merciful terms. NG would be wise to release the N. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wes the wise Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Ubuntu the Great, you are merciful. You are wise. I am sure the red heads, the capitalists, and the No Good will accept your generous terms of surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the rebel Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Every time I read one of his posts, I'm imagining its in a Nigerian accent :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Czar Vladimir Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 All Hail Ubuntu the Great, May I offer an additional term, that Goons be renamed Goons-be-gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thugnationleader Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Every time I read one of his posts, I'm imagining its in a Nigerian accent :huh: i do too. its still funny to hear it. but anyways surrender.. second alliance to surrender on our side. lol. i just refuse to fight in this pointless war.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lordoftheland Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Well Put Ubuntu! We will grind their bones into the dirt unless they do these things! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stealthkill Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 ..I actually laughed at this xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 G better accept these terms or else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiagoroth Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 This is deserving of a worthy clap. o/ Zulu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy Mae Mac Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Looks reasonable. Â It's always a pleasure reading your posts, Ubuntu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vukland Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Just terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarquista Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 (edited) he didn't surrender, just said the surrender terms  \o ZULUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Edited February 8, 2013 by Anarquista Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azreal Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Although your terms are merciful oh great Ubuntu, the international can allow itself to be dictated too by those who support the evils of this Imperalistic resurgencey against the glorious Karma revolution, although we propose a counter offer, forsake those who seek domination of Planet Bob. Come to the welcoming embrace of The International and help us maintain and perhaps grow upon the gains of the Karma Revolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmmehhh Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Good job getting out of this war Zulu. Good luck rebuildibg :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 Ubuntu the wise speaks, also lol at red heads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grand Lord of Funk Posted February 8, 2013 Report Share Posted February 8, 2013 ZULU ZULU ZULU!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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