I am saddened that my first address to the OWF as the Chancellor of Defense of Guinness is to Declare war but alas here I am.
Tonight, an alliance, will be recorded in the annuls of history on planet Bob. Guinness is is here by Recognizing Hostilities with Lavender Town. This was to simply be a Raid in response to their 3 previous raid on Guinness within a 3 week time but we decided we didnt want a 4th raid so last night at 11:30 PM Game time forces from Guinness and her allies initiated the raids. The war was not an easy choice with for us but we cannot be pushed around. We tried to work our differences twice but the third raid, after a promised of it stopping, pushed Guinness into a conflict. From this point on we are in a state war until peace has been declared and a lasting agreement has been reached. We asked nicely to stop raiding our Guinness but you kept stealing our beer. We do hope that this will be a quick example that the new Chancellors will not all Guinness to be an easy target for malicious powers. We are united, we are committed, and we will see this to the end. Anyone that wishes to see the extent of our attempts at peace can contact my self (AllenKalashnikov), Chancellor Genroii, or our glorious leader Vosegus.
As always come to #Guinness for free lagers.