Sal Paradise Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 In this world, little is accepted as universal truth. Many see principles, consistency, logic and morality as tools for political gain, but one thing it seems we can be certain of and that everyone agrees on is that hoarding infrastructure is deplorable and one's worth can be assessed through how much they enjoy losing it. On February 2nd 2011, Sal Paradise announced to a private crowd that He had discovered the secret of this universe. If sacrificing one's nation was virtuous, then godhood could be achieved through its total eradication. Within a few moments, the nation of Bat Country was destroyed. Sal Paradise ceased to exist in this world and soon joined the thousands of other transcendent beings that have done the same since creation. For little over a month, Sal Paradise enjoyed His godhood oblivious to the continuing samsara-suffering of those below on Planet Bob. Today, in a brief fit of boredom, He turned His attention back to this world and discovered, to His surprise, the true extent of His transcendence. On February 5th 2011, while Sal Paradise's transcendent being was exploring the mysteries of the universe and his discarded corpse lay rotting on the material plane, He was somehow able to declare war on the Legion. [quote name='Devilyn Caster' timestamp='1296969754' post='2621392'] For The Greenland Republic ilselu1 - Archon ff0000 - Minister of Defense [b]Sal Paradise - Minister of Finance[/b] Gnox - Minister of Foreign Affairs Cripple - Minister of the Interior Senate - Tolkien, Wurzel, Lord Akanata, Trebekistan [/quote] The Greenland Republic has been fortunate to have a god as its Minister of Finance for the past month, but as a superior being, Sal Paradise simply cannot allow this to go on much longer. [center][IMG]http://i728.photobucket.com/albums/ww287/sparadise34/korean-protester.jpg[/IMG] [b]MINISTERIAL DECREE FROM THE MINISTRY OF FINANCE[/b] The Ministry of Finance secedes from the Greenland Republic and declares its independence. As the Ministry of Finance was in a state of war prior to its secession, it shall remain in state of war until a separate peace is negotiated between it and the Legion. Legion representatives are encouraged to contact the Ministry for a list of demands. Signed for the Ministry of Finance, [b]Sal Paradise[/b] Minister of Finance Greenland Republic Postmaster General Green Protection Agency Director of Nuclear Proliferation Prince-Consort of the Order of the Black Rose[/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 (edited) What? I am negatively even. Edited March 9, 2011 by Krunk the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learz Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 To the Greenland Republic Ministry of Finance, [url="http://i.min.us/ijNq3S.jpg"]I salute you.[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 So you are angry that they declared war and put your name under it while you didn't even knew about the entire war thing? Cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sal Paradise Posted March 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 [quote name='xoindotnler' timestamp='1299710951' post='2658012'] So you are angry that they declared war and put your name under it while you didn't even knew about the entire war thing? Cool. [/quote] Sal Paradise is not angry. He is merely asserting His powers as Minister of Finance which, unbeknownst to Him at the time, extend beyond the grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 [quote name='xoindotnler' timestamp='1299710951' post='2658012'] So you are angry that they declared war and put your name under it while you didn't even knew about the entire war thing? Cool. [/quote] Yeah, he sure is obviously mad. This announcement is dripping with seething rage as opposed to simply poking fun at the situation with some wit thrown in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itseZe Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 This thread is a month late But good luck in your war against Legion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berbers Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 I for one welcome our new financial overlords. o/ Ministry of Finance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 We wish our former allies in the Greenland Republic ministry of Finance good luck on fighting the purple menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkV Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Does not know if want Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subcomandante VL Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 (edited) Edit: Yeah. Took me that long to get the joke. Edited March 14, 2011 by VladimirLenin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 When you ascended, should not the trappings of the Ministry have followed you into the ether, much as clothing somehow becomes invisible along with its wearer in so many bad science fiction films? If so, the Ministry is still a part of Greenland Republic, but yet it is also a part of The Legion, and of alliances long since past and those yet to be. It is in states of both war and peace with all nations, for eternity and yet not for even a moment, transposing the corporeal and temporal into a singularity of existence and nothingness. To 'declare war' is to seek cleavages where they cannot exist, and I dare say you might cause the universe to collapse in on itself with this one. Bad show if so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Gondor recognizes the Ministry as an independent power. Supposing an alliance wished to enter into diplomatic relations with the Ministry, how would they get ahold of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 [quote name='New Frontier' timestamp='1299712943' post='2658046'] Gondor recognizes the Ministry as an independent power. Supposing an alliance wished to enter into diplomatic relations with the Ministry, how would they get ahold of you? [/quote] GR forums. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigrun Vapneir Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Congratulations Sal. I always knew you were special! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeonidasRexII Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 I as the duly appointed representative of The Legion, do hereby extend an offer of merger between our great alliances. If this merger is agreed upon by both parties we shall forever be known as The Legion of Finance. With our large corp of tech sellers and your huge contribution of 3 NS no one shall stand before our mighty financial prowess! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorgrum Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 o/ Sal Paradise I dont care what the hell he is doing or did or wont do, when Sal speaks I listen. Good luck out there old friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 (edited) From one bogus department head to another: All hail the Ministry of Finance! Fountainhead of Godhood reaches forth from beyond the material plane, so repent Legion! Repent so that your tax deductions do not become forfeit and your children are included in sub-committee zoning law pre-planning meetings! -Mr. Otingocni of Kzoppistan, President of Kzoppistan, [u][b]Honorary Minister of Ropes and Pulleys, CSN[/b][/u], Agent of Xiphosis, Zealot of Zenithism, Esq. Edited March 10, 2011 by Kzoppistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 Heh, good luck Sal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithis Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 I bet Legion surrenders to the Ministry of Finance or whatever this thing is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 [quote name='Sithis' timestamp='1299724008' post='2658165'] I bet Legion surrenders to the Ministry of Finance or whatever this thing is. [/quote] You say this as if they already haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcturus Jefferson Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 The nation of Selukia recognizes the existence of the Ministry of Finance as a separate and independent nation. Go Sal, go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Defender Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 [quote name='Sithis' timestamp='1299724008' post='2658165'] I bet Legion surrenders to the Ministry of Finance or whatever this thing is. [/quote] Well this may help with the what: http://www.cybernations.net/stats_alliance_stats_custom.asp?Alliance=Ministry%20of%20Finance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavik Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 [quote name='Zeta Defender' timestamp='1299725018' post='2658185'] Well this may help with the what: http://www.cybernations.net/stats_alliance_stats_custom.asp?Alliance=Ministry%20of%20Finance [/quote] Total Strength: 3 Repent! The end is nigh! This hyper power shall bring about Ragnarök! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithis Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 [quote name='Zeta Defender' timestamp='1299725018' post='2658185'] Well this may help with the what: http://www.cybernations.net/stats_alliance_stats_custom.asp?Alliance=Ministry%20of%20Finance [/quote] I still think Legion will surrender to him/it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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