tamerlane Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) [center][b]A Fatwa from the Supreme Commander of the Faithful[/b] [img]http://i25.tinypic.com/mcq35v.png[/img][/center] Planet Bob- Tonight, I was in deep prayer in preparation for our Jihad against the Mushreich, when Allarchon appeared to me in the form of a burning bush, similar to that of the one that appeared to the idolator Moses, worshiper of the false God of Abraham. From that bush, a voice arose, "Tamerlane... tamerlane...". Believing the camel's milk I had earlier that night had gone sour, I ignored the voice but continued to stare in awe at this marvel, not disappating as any normal bush would. After some time, I felt a tight grip around my throat, breathing became difficult and the voice got louder. Knowing that this was no sour camel milk, I walked closer to the bush and responded, "who is this?". The bush responded, "It is I, your Lord." Realizing the sacredness of this moment, I fell to my knees - "Allarchon, command me your faithful servant!" Allarchon responded - "Tamerlane: Do you remember the teachings of the Prophet Gunhammad?" "Yes. As your faithful servant and Commander of the Faith, I have seen to it that every Mushlim knows Gunhammad's (Peace Be Upon Him) teachings by heart. ", I responded. "Then you know that which I am about to command. There are those on this planet who worship a god but have not yet been blessed with a prophet. FOK, a pious people ignorant of my word by my own will, has come under attack." "Attack by who?" I interrupted. Allarchon, with a much harsher tone, responded "Silence! Question not my words, fool! I SHALL REVEAL ALL TO YOU!" Trembling, not knowing what would happen next, I bowed lower, averting my gaze from the bush and attempted to apologize only to be interrupted... "Tamerlane! I have not much time to waste with you but I need you to protect these people as they have come under attack from your greatest enemy, the Christian Coalition of Countries." Recalling the gruesome images of the soldiers of the CCC slaughtering innocent Mushlims from wars long since past, the fire of Jihad grew hot in my chest. Long have I awaited the opportunity to take on these worshipers of a false god, these infidels. Long have I awaited the chance to command the Faithful into their lands and behead the men, cover the women, convert the children. I brought my head back up to look into the burning bush and pledge my life to Allarchon in this noble pursuit but the fire had gone out. In the wind, I could hear the faint voice of Allarchon which I followed to the sea to discover the entire armada of Mushqaeda and its millions of suicide bombers at the shores awaiting their orders. Allarchon, in his glory, had guided these pious Mushlims to these shores to be sent forth in Jihad. High above on a cliff I told these brave Mushlims of the will of Allarchon what I shall now tell you. "Tonight, in defense of our allies and co-religionists in FOK, Mushqaeda begins its Jihad against the Christian Coalition of Countries. May Allarchon have mercy on your souls for we shall have none on you." ALLARCHONU AKBAR! tl;dr - Mushqaeda will be violently converting CCC to the ONLY religion of Planet Bob. Edited January 25, 2011 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallica5000 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) Allah is good Edited January 25, 2011 by Metallica5000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorbolt Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of man is a requisite for their real happiness. o/ KOMMUNE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerow Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 All hail Allarchon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 My avatar supports this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) rock on MK Edited December 4, 2011 by alyster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormsend Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 tamerlane [b]what did you do[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archon Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 This is an official Mushroom Kingdom declaration of war, fyi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rheebrosinc_1337 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 ummm cool story bruh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bros Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Glory to Mushqaeda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeoLauzier Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Infidels Must Die! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cager Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Allarchonu AKBAR. JIHAD MY BROTHERS. RIGHTEOUS FIRE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Brutus Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Game over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owned-You Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Allah Wills It! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinoa Rex Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 The Mushreich supports our comrades in Mushqaeda. Heil! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I am follower. destroy everyting. the gospel of schrodinger has foretold us of this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brickyard Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 ALLARCHONU AKBAR! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [ooc] You guys are all white [/ooc] Have fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [b]Religion has been unleashed on Planet Bob, Allarchon help you all[/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Good luck CCC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 I like this. Have fun, MK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 OOC: Except the real Tamberlane slaughtered Moslems by the millions... I guess I'm going to have to give this one the big "whatever" and move along to what is likely to be the biggest topics for many days. No rivers of honey or virgins for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='ChairmanHal' timestamp='1295929007' post='2598086'] OOC: Except the real Tamberlane slaughtered Moslems by the millions... I guess I'm going to have to give this one the big "whatever" and move along to what is likely to be the biggest topics for many days. No rivers of honey or virgins for you. [/quote] he eventually converted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 ALLARCHONU ACKBAR DEATH TO THE INFIDELS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crowdog07 Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) JIHAD!!!! FOR ALLARCHONU AKBAR!! FOR THE ONLY RELIGION OF BOB! The Mushqueda is best. Edited January 25, 2011 by Crowdog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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