Faust Betreur Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 There can be no victory except through Allah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) To all those saying "Allahu Akbar", we do not worship this "Allah" or know of him. We worship the merciful and compassionate Allarchon and follow the teachings of his prophet, GunhammaD (peace be upon him). Also, MVP - we may be white but the religion of GunhammaD does not place any one ethnicity over the other for Mushlam is the greatest of all tribes. I am sorry that you feel that we need to be Arab to be proper Mushlims. I hope one day Allarchon's light blesses you and the hatred within your heart disappears. To the infidels in the CCC, we shall enjoy this crusade and we hope you do to. (seriously, lookin for a fun fight guys and it pleases me to see some of the responses that yall have brought to the thread) Edited January 25, 2011 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cEviN keY Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 asalaamu alaykum kaafa haluuk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='cEviN keY' timestamp='1295972406' post='2600272'] asalaamu alaykum kaafa haluuk? [/quote] Walaykum Salaam, Akhee. Ana b'khaier. Wa anta? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ichabod Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1295932745' post='2598658'] Slapping will be difficult when they are missing their arms when the smoke clears from a detonated IED. [/quote] It's just a flesh wound. I'll bite your legs off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Ichabod' timestamp='1295972898' post='2600293'] It's just a flesh wound. I'll bite your legs off! [/quote] I was waiting for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Us Oldfine gents will be supporting the CCC of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janosik Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Favorite DOW in my 4+ year CNistory. I simply must convert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ying Yang Mafia Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 This is a thing of beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Janosik' timestamp='1295976484' post='2600426'] Favorite DOW in my 4+ year CNistory. I simply must convert. [/quote] [img]http://thecastlehall.com/boards/Smileys/kickass/smugladen.png[/img] Another Martyr for the Faith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iserlohn Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 This is pretty logical. Attack CCC to convert the infidel, and attack NPO for the seventy-two virgins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [color="#0000FF"]I will enjoy seeing MK squirm when it finally finds karma.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stumpy Jung Il Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1295979502' post='2600528'] [color="#0000FF"]I will enjoy seeing MK squirm when it finally finds karma.[/color] [/quote] Samesies. That will be pretty radical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamerlane Posted January 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Iserlohn' timestamp='1295979407' post='2600521'] This is pretty logical. Attack CCC to convert the infidel, and attack NPO for the seventy-two virgins. [/quote] Our martyrs currently engaged against the NPO were promised many more virgins than that. [quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1295979502' post='2600528'] [color="#0000FF"]I will enjoy seeing MK squirm when it finally finds karma.[/color] [/quote] Mushlims do not believe in Karma, there is only the will of Allarchon. Edited January 25, 2011 by tamerlane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecthelion Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Iserlohn' timestamp='1295979407' post='2600521'] This is pretty logical. Attack CCC to convert the infidel, and attack NPO for the seventy-two virgins. [/quote] You win, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Horror Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Iserlohn' timestamp='1295979407' post='2600521'] This is pretty logical. Attack CCC to convert the infidel, and attack NPO for the seventy-two virgins. [/quote]We stand to gain far more than 72 virgins in attacking NPO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Wow. Seriously? Yeah, good luck CCC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorbolt Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1295979502' post='2600528'] [color="#0000FF"]I will enjoy seeing MK squirm when it finally finds karma.[/color] [/quote] We have a number of individuals dedicated to evening kamras. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sci Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 Haha, I sincerely hope that CCC shows you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafael Nadal Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Sir Sci' timestamp='1295986685' post='2600784'] Haha, I sincerely hope that CCC shows you up. [/quote] Gonna take a lot more than hope...the jihad is strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mixoux Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 This seems [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=31270]oddly familiar.[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Detlev Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='tamerlane' timestamp='1295928518' post='2597965'] [center][b]A Fatwa from the Supreme Commander of the Faithful[/b] [img]http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff182/BlueConcept/mushqaedaDOW-1.png[/img][/center] Planet Bob- Tonight, I was in deep prayer in preparation for our Jihad against the Mushreich, when Allarchon appeared to me in the form of a burning bush, similar to that of the one that appeared to the idolator Moses, worshiper of the false God of Abraham. From that bush, a voice arose, "Tamerlane... tamerlane...". Believing the camel's milk I had earlier that night had gone sour, I ignored the voice but continued to stare in awe at this marvel, not disappating as any normal bush would. After some time, I felt a tight grip around my throat, breathing became difficult and the voice got louder. Knowing that this was no sour camel milk, I walked closer to the bush and responded, "who is this?". The bush responded, "It is I, your Lord." Realizing the sacredness of this moment, I fell to my knees - "Allarchon, command me your faithful servant!" Allarchon responded - "Tamerlane: Do you remember the teachings of the Prophet Gunhammad?" "Yes. As your faithful servant and Commander of the Faith, I have seen to it that every Mushlim knows Gunhammad's (Peace Be Upon Him) teachings by heart. ", I responded. "Then you know that which I am about to command. There are those on this planet who worship a god but have not yet been blessed with a prophet. FOK, a pious people ignorant of my word by my own will, has come under attack." "Attack by who?" I interrupted. Allarchon, with a much harsher tone, responded "Silence! Question not my words, fool! I SHALL REVEAL ALL TO YOU!" Trembling, not knowing what would happen next, I bowed lower, averting my gaze from the bush and attempted to apologize only to be interrupted... "Tamerlane! I have not much time to waste with you but I need you to protect these people as they have come under attack from your greatest enemy, the Christian Coalition of Countries." Recalling the gruesome images of the soldiers of the CCC slaughtering innocent Mushlims from wars long since past, the fire of Jihad grew hot in my chest. Long have I awaited the opportunity to take on these worshipers of a false god, these infidels. Long have I awaited the chance to command the Faithful into their lands and behead the men, cover the women, convert the children. I brought my head back up to look into the burning bush and pledge my life to Allarchon in this noble pursuit but the fire had gone out. In the wind, I could hear the faint voice of Allarchon which I followed to the sea to discover the entire armada of Mushqaeda and its millions of suicide bombers at the shores awaiting their orders. Allarchon, in his glory, had guided these pious Mushlims to these shores to be sent forth in Jihad. High above on a cliff I told these brave Mushlims of the will of Allarchon what I shall now tell you. "Tonight, in defense of our allies and co-religionists in FOK, Mushqaeda begins its Jihad against the Christian Coalition of Countries. May Allarchon have mercy on your souls for we shall have none on you." ALLARCHONU AKBAR! tl;dr - Mushqaeda will be violently converting CCC to the ONLY religion of Planet Bob. [/quote] DER MUSHREICH VILL CRUSH MUSHQAEDA VEN VEE ARE FINISHISTEN INVADING NPOland. Leibensraum fur Das Schrumenvolk! (It vill not be longk mein gehaubtschtadtenfluger) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flak attack Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 [quote name='Mixoux' timestamp='1295994079' post='2601054'] This seems [url=http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=31270]oddly familiar.[/url] [/quote] I think it was stolen from a John Lennon song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMe Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 CCC has been pretty classy in here. Kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookavich Posted January 25, 2011 Report Share Posted January 25, 2011 GR has a couple of MDP's that need attending to, it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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