Sir Paul Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 A Report From the Imperial Clerk of the New Pacific Order Regarding the Rebel Alliance Delivered on Friday, this 17th Day of April, in the 2009th Year of Our Lord before the Assembled BODY REPUBLIC Five Years, Seven Months and 17 days after the Day of Order. ----- My Emperor, Fellow Imperial Officers, Councilors, and Members of the Body Republic: As many of you know, the 2nd Triannual Report of the 5th Year of Order will be released on May 1, 2009 and the Office of the Imperial Clerk is thanking all Departments of the Order for their assistance in helping this humble servant of the Emperor fulfill his duties. However, this Office is also responsible for more than measuring the progress of the Order; it also commissions reports on various topics of interest to the Order and the Imperial Court. As a service to the Body Republic and the Cyberverse at large, the Office of the Imperial Clerk is releasing a report on the progress of those who seeks to bring chaos to our beloved Order. The results of their eight months of struggle can be viewed in the link below: The Clerk dedicates this report to his dearest son, Kaiser Doitzel. I am proud that you were able to get some executive experience in a dynamically changing environment. I pray that the blessing of Almighty Admin may rest upon your counsels. Sir Paul Imperial Clerk New Pacific Order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) Yay good move pacifica. Get those "Rebels" haha. EDIT: FARST! Edited April 18, 2009 by Rotavele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lysotine Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) Man, I thought this was gonna be a DoW. Edited April 18, 2009 by Lysotine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mogar Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 good read, inb4mostpeople Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Very little effort here I see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Not first and I don't even know how to respond to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekJones Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 (edited) In after Mogar. This is the most useless thread to ever receive 250 people reading this at the same time. Edited April 18, 2009 by DerekJones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawk11 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 No one read this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaone Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 good read, inb4mostpeople I was f5-ing so I thought I was quick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobjohnny Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 what is this i dont even Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o ya baby Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Was hoping for a DoW. Not impressed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deth2munkies Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 *sigh* expectations dashed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Don't quit your day job, Dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sithis Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 This is fantastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doofy Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 No one cares, We want a DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Mao Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Well that was disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jebbie Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 im disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 This is just stupid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fokker Aeroplanbau Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Was hoping for a DoW. Not impressed. This is basically the sum of the whole next 10 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inquisitor Tolkien Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 How anticlimactic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 DEEE OOOOH DUBYA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icheliebebrad Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Cool story bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steodonn Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Whatever Was that really necessary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dejarue Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Not only do people not care about reading a report like that, but you present it in the most annoying possible medium ever? Powerpoint style youtube video? God-awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradigm Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Wow - Really? Went with that ehh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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