jerdge Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Hello everyone. There's been some outside speculation about the GPA stance on the current <insert name here> (global) war. Of course, after sixteen years of persistent and consistent, strict neutrality, inside the GPA there's absolutely no doubt on our stance on such situations. They do regard us - we too are part of this world, after all - they are our business too, as armed conflict among our neighbors, sometimes our friends, can't leave us indifferent. Those of us that still pay attention to anything are watching this situation. Eons ago our founding fathers and mothers firmly rooted the Agency's culture in political and military neutrality. Our foreign affairs are built on our ancient, and still very relevant and important (to us, at least) Declaration of Neutrality. Whenever you people find yourselves in the fog of war there's, always, at least one fact you can take for granted: the GPA will not get herself involved into it. This is the case, too. The GPA is and will remain neutral throughout this conflict. I extend my personal best wishes to everyone involved. Keep it funny, keep it light, have a good time. /s/ jerdge, GPA Triumvir of the Interior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Lines being drawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 15 minutes ago, jerdge said: This is the case, too. The GPA is and will remain neutral throughout this conflict. May as well have posted nothing at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilweirdward Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 This is great. Thank you for the clarification, jerdge. 19 minutes ago, jerdge said: the current <insert name here> (global) war FYI, the name is finalized as the Herogasm War. 3 minutes ago, JadenStar10 said: May as well have posted nothing at all. You are the worst sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted August 15, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, JadenStar10 said: May as well have posted nothing at all. I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Thank you my Neutral Colleague Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W_A_R Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 I expected nothing less than a solid shade of beige, Jerge. Enjoy the spectacle. ps. Have you folk cornered the popcorn market yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadenStar10 Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 38 minutes ago, lilweirdward said: You are the worst sometimes. 36 minutes ago, jerdge said: I agree. Nothing against you, of course; Don't stop posting, I generally quite enjoy your posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 Slay, queen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted August 15, 2022 Report Share Posted August 15, 2022 (edited) This can't be right. You're meant to declare on CCC and/or VE. Edited August 15, 2022 by Bionic redhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cydonian Knight Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 Hope you enjoy the show, fireworks included, and have enough popcorn to last you. Just don't get too close to the performers because some of us are a little bit crazed, thanks. 1 hour ago, Bionic redhead said: This can't be right. You're meant to declare on CCC and/or VE. Why not both? They should also declare on NG just for the lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azure Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 Nice to see one of these still being declared! Happy peace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 Clearly this is just a ruse before GPA uses a double flanking attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Hoo X Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 I've just about checked everything off of my 2008-2010 checklist now. ... now, if someone would just become a viceroy somewhere ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, Van Hoo X said: I've just about checked everything off of my 2008-2010 checklist now. ... now, if someone would just become a viceroy somewhere ... Ahem, check my signature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmansfield68 Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 42 minutes ago, Electron Sponge said: What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? It very well could be a cry for attack upon the mouthy Neutral Menace! The highly opinionated Neutral Menace! 😛 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopin Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 How swiss of y’all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted August 16, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 6 hours ago, Bionic redhead said: This can't be right. You're meant to declare on CCC and/or VE. This made me chuckle. 😅 Historically the GPA has always had something like a soft spot for VE, and there hasn't been the slightest trace of an issue with the CCC, ever. Tough choice. If I bothered to fire up my PC I might send both of them some old fashioned flower pr0n, but it's highly unlikely. (I almost never turn it on anymore, and I'm on vacancy at the beach, anyway.) 4 hours ago, Electron Sponge said: What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? In my case it was to retire, which I ended up didn't quite doing (not as I had imagined it, anyway), although by now I can say it's been a slow descent into minimal activity. As far as I can tell, for most it's a preference for building stuff rather than blowing it up. As a personal note I'll add that I've been born with a Heart of Gold full of love for everyone. I consider it a duty to love at least twice a day rogues and attackers too (I usually do it before and after nuking them). It's amazing to see you back here, ES, do you plan to actually stay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Windmark Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 At least GPA is consistent if nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electron Sponge Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 1 hour ago, jerdge said: It's amazing to see you back here, ES, do you plan to actually stay? Don't change the subject! I've got my eye on you, Neutral. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 17 hours ago, Van Hoo X said: I've just about checked everything off of my 2008-2010 checklist now. ... now, if someone would just become a viceroy somewhere ... I am Vice Roi of GPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 17 hours ago, Electron Sponge said: What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality? With enemies, you know where you stand, but with neutrals, who knows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 6 minutes ago, SeaBeeGipson said: With enemies, you know where you stand, but with neutrals, who knows? Only us neutrals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted August 16, 2022 Report Share Posted August 16, 2022 16 hours ago, jerdge said: there hasn't been the slightest trace of an issue with the CCC And vice versa with GPA. Help us return CCC to its neutral roots! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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