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38 minutes ago, Canik said:


No they told me they tried to have me aborted but it didn't take.

That's why my favorite song is Kelly Clarkson's 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger' xD

Pretty much the only funny part of this thread. The rest of it is just stupid 

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@Korlath please get this puppy some casualties-

 

3/21/2019 3:55:04 PM 
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SquidTheJim
Ruler: SquidTheJim
Freehold of The Wolves

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Korlithica
Ruler: Korlath
The Kashmir
54.70

0%/100%

Currently Fighting

 

 
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Nation Name: SquidTheJim earth.png
Last Activity: Active In The Last 3 Days
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Number of Soldiers Lost: 0 Attacking + 0 Defending = 0 Casualties
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2 minutes ago, General Kanabis said:

@Korlath please get this puppy some casualties-

 

3/21/2019 3:55:04 PM 
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SquidTheJim
Ruler: SquidTheJim
Freehold of The Wolves

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Korlithica
Ruler: Korlath
The Kashmir
54.70

0%/100%

Currently Fighting

 

 
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Nation Name: SquidTheJim earth.png
Last Activity: Active In The Last 3 Days
Alliance Affiliation: Freehold of The Wolves alliance_announcements.png 
Deputy Archon of Defense 
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Number of Soldiers Lost: 0 Attacking + 0 Defending = 0 Casualties

With pleasure. So glad they sent another one. I was starting to get frustrated because I'm in anarchy and can't go after them. 

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I'm so confused, even if public postings don't list a protector, you as a raider are 100% responsible for any retribution your receive. Rushing to the defense of an aggressor and framing it as anything else is ridiculous.

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2 minutes ago, Tevron said:

I'm so confused, even if public postings don't list a protector, you as a raider are 100% responsible for any retribution your receive. Rushing to the defense of an aggressor and framing it as anything else is ridiculous.

 

Yes. You are confused.

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45 minutes ago, Tevron said:

I'm so confused, even if public postings don't list a protector, you as a raider are 100% responsible for any retribution your receive. Rushing to the defense of an aggressor and framing it as anything else is ridiculous.

 

Nothing we can do about the technicalities at this point.

Let's just have ourselves a decent war and see what happens.

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10 minutes ago, General Kanabis said:

 

Nothing we can do about the technicalities at this point.

Let's just have ourselves a decent war and see what happens.


Yeah you're right, hopefully I'll get some action! :)
 

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Aid Offer Date Aid Offered By Aid Offered To Aid Offered Status
4/2/2019 5:53:12 AM 
"Financial Assistance"

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Ruler: Dan2680
Freehold of The Wolves

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Kaplea
Ruler: Kapleo
Sellswords
$9,000,000
0 Tech
4000 Soldiers

Approved

 

These puppy training lessons really do pay for themselves!

FTW clients, feel free to deposit your payment directly into your assigned Dog Whisperer's account.

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2 hours ago, General Kanabis said:

 

Aid Offer Date Aid Offered By Aid Offered To Aid Offered Status
4/2/2019 5:53:12 AM 
"Financial Assistance"

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Red Army
Ruler: Dan2680
Freehold of The Wolves

team_Maroon.gif

Kaplea
Ruler: Kapleo
Sellswords
$9,000,000
0 Tech
4000 Soldiers

Approved

 

These puppy training lessons really do pay for themselves!

FTW clients, feel free to deposit your payment directly into your assigned Dog Whisperer's account.

Hey! I haven't received payment for my lessons!

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17 hours ago, Korlath said:

Hey! I haven't received payment for my lessons!

Maybe you were too rough on them, brother.  You're supposed to train them to obey, not to freaking skin them and eat their limbs. 😎

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Puppies, dogs, top dogs.

 

Empresses are pleased to announce the end of major operations against COBRA's "top dog":

 

:. War Details

About Wars

War Status: War Expired
War Reason: A general dispute
War Declaration Date: 4/11/2019 11:53:52 PM
War End Date: 4/19/2019
Total Attacks: 135
XP Option: Experience Enabled
  War Declared By War Declared On
Nation Name: Femocratic Lands schitzophrenia
Ruler Name: Greatest Mothers  message_compose.png sigmundfreud  message_compose.png
Alliance: Freehold of The Wolvesalliance_statistic.gif COBRAalliance_statistic.gif
Soldiers Lost: 213,868 234,103
Tanks Lost: 16,912 26,238
Cruise Missiles Lost: 0 0
Aircraft Lost: 493 740
Navy Lost: 32 48
Infrastructure Lost: 2,163.60 3,570.01
Technology Lost: 708.11 1,126.61
Land Lost: 2,084.916 532.546
Land/Tech/Infra: 13,158.75 Strength Lost 17,141.87 Strength Lost
Destruction Rank: This war was more destructive than 926 of 984 existing wars.

 

Our chief of propaganda have been fired, since she was a lazy moron who declared that the war was due "a general dispute".

Apart from such litle issue, the performances of all branches of the military forces ranged from "quite satisfying" to "satisfying".

 

The Empress of Peace

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27 minutes ago, The Big Bad said:

I guess COBRA won the war and got bored because one of them was dumb enough to attack me.  Now I have to go from trolling the FTW side and start trolling the snake side.  

 

I yelled at him thoroughly.

Let me get at your inbox fam.

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3 hours ago, The Big Bad said:

I guess COBRA won the war and got bored because one of them was dumb enough to attack me.  Now I have to go from trolling the FTW side and start trolling the snake side.  

Do i get to start building up my casualties ????? :D

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10 hours ago, The Big Bad said:

I guess COBRA won the war and got bored because one of them was dumb enough to attack me.  Now I have to go from trolling the FTW side and start trolling the snake side.  

 

Wish they'd misfire on me.

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55 minutes ago, Thrash said:

You're former MK right? What I would give to have those days back. Now it's just micros getting curbstomped.

 

Mainly Umbrella, but yeah MK for a bit too. Doomhouse days are long gone it seems

 

So what can you do to bring a climate like that back? A level playing field would be a start.

 

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20 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

So, which one of you ladies wants to dance with an old timer?

 

 

 

You're extremely out-of-range.

Anubia against Femocratic Lands would be more or less like North Korea against Russia or China.

Worth noticing that I wrote "North Korea", not "Nepal", since your list of military improvements and wonders is good, though not at our level.

 

The Empress of Peace.

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