ShadowDragon Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) Greetings fellow disciples of the Holy Cactuar, neutrals, and heretics. Today I bring you tidings of the latest government in the Random Insanity Alliance, the only alliance that offers equal citizenship to all llamas! As you can see above our government has indeed changed as of last night.The most glaring change is the addition is Hyperonic as part of the Triumvirate and Ogaden as Head of Economics. Ogaden decided to step back and take a temporary leave from his role as Triumvir to once again become our Head of Economics due to feeling he lacked the time to fully execute his duties. We are happy he has chosen to remain in government instead of completely taking a break. I would like to thank Ogaden for his service as Triumvir for which he first started in October 2012. May he continue to improve and automate our economy via the awesomeness that is RI5.Taking his place as a part of the newly formed Triumvirate XI is Hyperonic. Hyperonic a.k.a. Kenny a.k.a Jeff Goldblum has been a member of the RIA since near our very beginnings and has served as our webmaster for a majority of that time as well. Thus since he has been able to see all our government discussions anyways we figured he makes a good fit. He fought in a bitter and heated election against Arsenal 10 and came out on top by a single vote. May Cactuar help us all.We would also like to welcome Biff Webster back into government as our Head of Foreign Affairs. He comes into the seat after a two month vacancy where we just wandered aimlessly without any foreign affairs. May Biff help guide us through and into many sexy affairs.Remaining in the Cabinet for another term is Croix as Head of Internal Affairs and hackerhog as Head of Recruitment. We hope they continue to perform and serve with excellency.The final cabinet position of Head of Military Operations has been taken over by Vacant after his last stint as Head of Foreign Affairs. He will remain in charge for a short time until we finish choosing a replacement. The replacement will likely be chosen through a duel to the death between some names we draw from a hat. At least that seems like the fairest method....and last but not least we would like to welcome Leo back as the 42nd Captain Planet. May he continue to bring pollution down to zero in the RIA.[hr] [hr] Llama Update [hr] At this moment, I would like to recognize the RIA forums, an intergral part of the RIA family! The current RIA forums have been around since April 2007 and have continued to serve the RIA well as a home that many of us love. over the years they have accrued over 350,000 posts, over 28000 topics and over 5.6 million total page views as seen below. Next we can see the most posted in and most viewed topics in the RIA. These let you get a glimpse into the mind of the RIA and what we all truly care about....and last but not least you can see that in a surprise upset, the members-only RIA HQ has recently passed the public social board RI as the most posted in board. Will RI catch back up? Only time will tell. [hr] Now we would like to recognize the following alliances for maintaining awesome embassies on our boards:1. The Independent Republic of Orange Nations! At 3441 posts in 82 topics we have discussed much serious business together!2. The New Polar Order! At 1549 posts in 76 topics we have discussed how to cause much global instability together!3. The New Pacific Order! At 1507 posts in 60 topics they are right on the heels of their former Polar brothers. We have discussed many plans for global domination together over the years!4. The Coalition of Royal Allied Powers! At 1396 Posts in 64 Topics we have done much plotting together!5. The Nuclear Proliferation League! At 1228 posts in 19 topics we have done much nuclear development together! and apparently like to keep it all in the same topics instead of making new ones like the others!Honorable Mention. The New Sith Order! At 666 posts in 19 topics they are living up to their claim to the dark side! [hr] Continuing with these silly recognitions, I would like to thank the following alliances who have assisted with our growth over the past government term (February-March)1. Random Insanity Alliance!In the past two months, our number one foreign aid partner has been other RIAers. RIAers have sent approximately $1,446,000,100.00 and 17,100 tech between each other. May we continue to help each other grow and survive!2. R&R!Coming in second place is our sexy friends in R&R. In the past two months RIA and R&R have traded approximately $264,000,000.00 and 6,900 tech. May we both continue to grow and prosper together!3. Nuclear Proliferation League & Coalition of Royal Allied PowersTieing for third place is our radioactive friends in NPL and our crappy friends in the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers. In the past two months RIA and NPL have traded approximately $84,000,000.00 and 1,500 tech while RIA and CRAP have traded approximately $72,000,000.00 and 2,399 tech! <3 you guys.This list is nearly identical to the last one so thanks to our lovely friends above for consistently choosing RIA for your tech trading and aiding needs. :) [hr] Our Door is Always OpenThe Random Insanity Alliance welcomes any and all who wishes to join her ranks. Our only requirement is you accept Cactuar as your lord and savior. Cactuar forgives all past sins and all you must do is devote yourself to him. Stop by http://rialliance.net if your interested. ]We also welcome any and all foreign dignitaries to stop by at http://rialliance.net to discuss the importance of waffles and how to best cause global instability. Thank you and good night. Edited April 4, 2014 by ShadowDragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Pure madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabonnobar Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Biff Webster in gov is unacceptable. I always wonder why one of our guys (http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=84512) is in RIA gov. Biff Xers. -_- Congrats to Croix and Ogaden though, I guess... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 It's nice to mix things up from time to time :v Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Webster Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Needs more Biff Webster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I'm glad this new government finally realizes the tactical necessity of global instability. I'll have my people contact your people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo Uruk Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Yay Jeff Goldblum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogal Dorn Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I love every one of these RIA threads, there's always good laughs to be had. Also... I'd like to hear more about that "Lesbian thread" that's on your top views listing. :ehm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingervites Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 in my pants Congrats RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I still think you should have just made me the proxy government. Nothing bad would have happened, despite Wally's predictions. o/RIA Watch out for the evil RIA. I heard there was a civil war or something. Waffles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I refuse to recognize this government as RIA's true government. CHUCK 4 RIA TRIUM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I refuse to recognize this government as RIA's true government. CHUCK 4 RIA TRIUM Co-sign, CRIAP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I refuse to recognize this government as RIA's true government. CHUCK 4 RIA TRIUM So help me, if I have to back RIA in the RIA-RIA war, I'm coming after you for encouraging this, WarriorSoul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Normis Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Congrats to Jeff Goldblum for making it into Trim. You won't regret it at all...(cough). I will miss Ogaden in that spot though. Pretty sure I was a better trim for those 2 days. I want my throne back.Also Fact: CRAP should be ranked #2 in everything.May this new government serve you guys well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dre4mwe4ver Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Congrats to RIA for being #1 in assisting RIA with growth! Step up your game, R&R, aka #2.o/ RIA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anarquista Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 RIA /o captain planet o/ this is madness o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperonic Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) My acceptance speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzRQ4QrZnXQ Edited April 4, 2014 by Hyperonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 ...Why did you put Hyperonic in your trium? That is just about the worst thing you could have done. How will he join my alliance now? :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperonic Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 (edited) My man, Unknown Smurf. How are yall doing? Edited April 4, 2014 by Hyperonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygon Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 Haha Loved this! RIA o7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurdanak Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 These announcements always make me happy. \o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorSoul Posted April 5, 2014 Report Share Posted April 5, 2014 So help me, if I have to back RIA in the RIA-RIA war, I'm coming after you for encouraging this, WarriorSoul. If you'd be so naïve as to back the imposter RIA against the one true RIA, as led by the most merciful and benevolent of dictators Chuck Normis, I welcome the challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 If you'd be so naïve as to back the imposter RIA against the one true RIA, as led by the most merciful and benevolent of dictators Chuck Normis, I welcome the challenge. Damnit WS, don't support the madness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochers Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 Clearly, Chuck is the puppet master of the fake RIA. :p Congrats and whatnot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smurthwaite Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 How dare you insult the name of RIA thusly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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