Katy Perry Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Yo, I know you two have fought in the past but Rihanna, girl you've been working your way into Chris' heart for years. I mean jeeeeeeezzz girl you were first on the scene when he started and you never left, you've put so much effort in, he's gotta give you this treaty babes. [center][b]The Nobody's Business Accords.[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/OCQpv.png[/img] [b]Article 1 : [/b][b]No more fighting ok.. not like the last time[/b] Chris (NG) promises not to give you another black eye as per the court order that was put in place last time. And Rihanna (UPN) promises not to go ahead and go crazy like Tiger Woods' ex-wife. So just make it clear that both of y'all need to act right towards each other. [b]Article 2 : Crazy Paparazzi[/b] There may be a time where the paparazzi come after either of you two, so it may well be you have to come and help each other out to perform a united front together. You don't have to but it'd be pretty awesome if you could. [b]Article 3 : Joint Concert[/b] If either of you two wanna go and perform and show the world how good you are at singing then make sure you mention it to the other person. They may wanna come sing with you... Or at least mime and offer you moral support from the side of the stage or even help pay for the cost of the performance. [b]Article 4 : Dirteee Music[/b] If either of you end up finding out some dirt on what's going on around the music industry then you may wanna share it ya know. Could be important. Maybe some cool new lyrics that can make you both millionaires. [b]Article 5 : Bad Girl[/b] If you decide that this is not working anymore, don't fight, you can both walk away no foul after giving 72 hours notice. Signed[/center] [center] [b]Chris "Non Grata" Brown[/b][/center] [center][b][img]http://i.imgur.com/x3tlg.png[/img][/b][/center] [center][i]King Xander, Mr Drummond[/i][/center] [center][i]ncc, Arnold[/i][/center] [center] [b]Rihanna (UPN)[/b][/center] [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/xEXVs.png[/img][/center] [center] [i]Seuwp, Head of State Robster, Second in Command/Minister of Foreign Affairs Altheus, Minister of Defence Ragwing, Minister of Internal Affairs Freddy, Minister of Finance[/i][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster83 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I approve of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewie Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Took it's time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaarlaamp Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I didn't think we were serious. I still think this is an elaborate hoax by my gov. If not: hi UPN. Edited January 17, 2013 by Spaarlaamp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Blake Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Makes sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster83 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='Stewie' timestamp='1358459286' post='3078148'] Took it's time [/quote] Aye. Somewhat overdue. It is great to finally formalise the relationship between the two alliances. I am confident that our relationship will continue to flourish. A special shoutout to Tecumseh and the former NG government too for allowing this to happen. o/ Chris Brown & Rihanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeuwP Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Delicious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 i know one word posts are frowned upon, but that's really all i've got. wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 RIP Non Grata Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 The theme of the treaty is hilariously fitting. Well done, folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leet Guy Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='Spaarlaamp' timestamp='1358459344' post='3078150'] I didn't think we were serious. I still think this is an elaborate hoax by my gov. If not: hi UPN. [/quote] This is the best comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I called this forever ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Well this is interesting.... Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 UPN? Really NG? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Perry Posted January 17, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='USMC123' timestamp='1358459833' post='3078164'] UPN? Really NG? :/ [/quote] Well you refused my advance, so now I had to move onto Robster. He'll do for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dane0 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='USMC123' timestamp='1358459833' post='3078164'] UPN? Really NG? :/ [/quote] This is what you get for ignoring the blatant poaching attempts silly. Also yay us and all that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeology Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 color me surprised TBH. but congrats to UPN and NG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ace of Aces Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 congrats to both alliances Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dajobo Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 I'm very happy to see this done Congratulations to both of you. Does this make NG our ugly step sister now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 But, but... Robster is the worse, don't sign treaties with him UPN o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longnameislonger Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Good thing I bought some beer today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Nukem Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 (edited) I did not expect this to happen. The theme of the treaty is excellent, who wrote it. Needless to say I would like to offer my congratulations to NG for picking up an interesting ally. Edited January 17, 2013 by Duke Nukem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 mind = blown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geerland Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 Wow Literally all that is in my head right now. Did not see this one coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobbies0310 Posted January 17, 2013 Report Share Posted January 17, 2013 [quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1358459715' post='3078162'] I called this forever ago. [/quote] shut the hell up smh at ng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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