Farrin Xies Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Digiterrans, It was a sad day when our [s]puppet-masters[/s] close allies, Olympus, ceased to exist. There was rending of clothes, gnashing of teeth, and general discomfort. We were therefore overjoyed when they merged with our friends in BAPS and Valhalla to form the latest megacorp on Planet Bob, Anarchy, Inc. As we didn't want to wait too long before announcing the formal reformation of our [s]puppet-strings[/s] close ties, it is my great pleasure to announce the following MDoAP between Anarchy, Inc. and the New Pacific Order: The "I'm a Real Treaty!" Accords. [quote][center][img]http://i47.tinypic.com/20zr0u8.png[/img][/center] Anarchy Inc. and the New Pacific Order hereby join together in a vision of strategic horizontal integration of interests, nuclear proliferation, and prosperity. This corporation shall be henceforth known as the “I’m A Real Treaty Accords” and will be a legal entity with its own rights and privileges. [b]Article I - Blinded by Me You Can't See a Thing[/b] While this corporation is binding, each alliance acknowledges that the other is sovereign and independent of the other. With this acknowledgment is that each alliance should agree to live in peace, prosperity, and agree to share windfall profits with each other after successful business operations. [b]Article II - Twisting Your Mind and Smashing Your Dreams[/b] Horizontal integration requires one strategic vision. If either party finds information vital to the operation of the other party they will be obligated to inform the affected party as soon as possible through private and official channels. [b]Article III - Taste Me You Will See More is All You Need[/b] Economic cooperation is an essential facet of monopolizing markets. The standard trading ratio between babies and sheep is hereby set to an equal ratio. Economic assistance and cooperation can be requested by either party at any time and each party is encouraged, but not obligated, to comply. [b]Article IV - Just Call My Name 'Cause I'll Hear You Scream[/b] If either party becomes the victim of any aggressive action for any reason, the other party shall be obligated to come to the aggrieved party’s assistance through military or economic means. [b]Article V - Pain Monopoly and Ritual Misery[/b] Venture capitalism in the form of any aggressive action on a third party shall allow either signatory to exercise their option in joining in on said aggressive action. [b]Article VI - Now Your Life is Out of Season[/b] If there should ever be a time when economic competition is more beneficial to mutual cooperation, this pact can be dismissed with seventy two hours notice to the other party in private. After those seventy two hours passed a 96 hour non aggression pact begins and shall be in full force. [b]Signed for Anarchy, Inc.[/b] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120714195303/cybernations/images/thumb/a/ad/Anarchyinc.png/150px-Anarchyinc.png[/img] [b]queenhailee[/b], Triumvirate [b]Tron(is pulling your strings)ix[/b], Triumvirate [b]Nobody Expects[/b], Triumvirate [b]jraenar[/b], Minister of Defense [b]Emperor Badger,[/b] Minister of Finance [b]The Pansy[/b], Minister of Foreign Affairs [b]Lord Levistus[/b], Minister of Internal Affairs [b]Signed for the New Pacific Order[/b] [img]http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6536/rsznpoflag.png[/img] [i]Brehon, Emperor of the New Pacific Order Sword of the Order bakamitai, Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Farrin, Imperial Officer of Foreign Affairs of the New Pacific Order Purveyor of an FA Direction[/i] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Dance my puppets, dance!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeCoHo Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 I knew about this weeks ago! o/ Anarchy Inc! It's going to be an amazing experience working with you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queenhailee Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 A real treaty? As in no strings? Bwahahahaha. Funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandroff Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 I approve of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 NPO's stock is up with the news of an awesome treaty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Pretty epic treaty o/ NPO o/ Ai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 I signed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alfonse Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) I question whether or not this is a real treaty. Edit: Almost forgot... Congratulations, etc. Edited July 21, 2012 by Alfonse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TumultuousPapaya Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 This makes me very happy to see finally! my friends (and now allies) in NPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brehon Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 /me dances Oh wait... I'm a Real Alliance Leader! wait... what (feels above his head) DAMNIT! o/ AI o/ NPO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogal Dorn Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 (edited) im mindlessly hailing. o/ Pacifica o/ Ai also, to spite pansy i'll put this one on the wiki! bwahaha! Edited July 21, 2012 by Rogal Dorn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buds The Man Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Ill be honest im somewhat torn on this treaty as I swore I would never be allied to NPO. Under the current regime you guys have won me over and it is an honor to call you allies. This may hurt a bit but im sure it will get easier o/ NPO o/ US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRON IX Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 It took a lot of booze, and a lot of booze. o/ NPO o/ Anarchy Inc. -Tron(and even more booze)ix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Congrats guys on the treaty 2 alliances I like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onejob Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 o/ Anarchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brehon Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 [quote name='Buds The Man' timestamp='1342847271' post='3012845'] Ill be honest im somewhat torn on this treaty as I swore I would never be allied to NPO. Under the current regime you guys have won me over and it is an honor to call you allies. This may hurt a bit but im sure it will get easier o/ NPO o/ US [/quote] You just made me smile Bud o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Good stuff. Congrats to my good friends in AI and NPO alike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Glad to see this posted. o/ NPO o/ AI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Congrats guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atanatar Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Enjoy the new strings, same as the old strings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Styke Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 A round of mindless hails on the house, gents, Anarchy Inc. is buying. o/ Anarchy Inc. o/ NPO /o Anti-Gravity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelios Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 Congrats guys! o/ NPO o/ AI ... [size="1"]slay jraenar[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JmanofAus Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 This is relevant to my interests. Long live Anarchy. Long live Pacifica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tasuki Posted July 21, 2012 Report Share Posted July 21, 2012 o/ AI o/ NPO o/ Viceroy Pansy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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