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[quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1341174378' post='3001315']
to Fark, in the quality to which they are accustomed

[img]http://i50.tinypic.com/2eeg4z6.png[/img]
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/nanvb.jpg[/img]


[quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1341182813' post='3001382']
[img]http://i.imgur.com/m53wt.jpg[/img]
[/quote]

Reminds me of an
old erection announcement
a ban if posted


[img]http://i.imgur.com/welVK.jpg[/img]

Numerical Proof:
[spoiler]Numbers are from 6/26 onward -

Fark - 5964810 to 5298266 - loss of 666544 NS, or 11.1%
Deinos - 4204113 to 3733141 - loss of 470972 NS, or 11.2%
TLR - 7297210 to 6862833 - loss of 434377 NS, or 5.9%
Umbrella - 12794205 to 12445670 - loss of 348535 NS, or 2.7%

Deinos and Fark have 109 shared war slots
(Deinos does not have any non-Fark wars)
TLR and Fark have 79 shared war slots
(TLR also has 9 war slots with RnR, so 10.2% of slots)
Umbrella and Fark have 34 war slots (out of Umbrella's 79 active wars, or 43% of slots)

For the sake of argument, let's say damage is proportional to slots, because I don't want to get into terribly detailed analysis.

Fark has done 100% of the damage to Deinos - 470972 NS
Fark has done 89.8% of the damage to TLR - 390070.546 NS
Fark has done 43% of the damage to Umbrella - 149870.05 NS
Total damage done by Fark - 1010912.596

Fark has received 49.1% of its damage from Deinos - 327273.104
Fark has received 35.6% of its damage from TLR - 237289.664
Fark has received 15.3% of its damage from Umbrella - 101981.232
Total damage done to Fark - 666544 NS

Discrepancy between Fark/Deinos NS damage - 85043.024 NS in favor of Fark
Discrepancy between Fark/TLR NS damage - 109455.522 NS in favor of Fark
Discrepancy between Fark/Umbrella NS damage - 47888.818 NS in favor of Fark

TL;DR By our best calculations we have done twice as much damage that we have taken during the past war cycle. While of course this doesn't bring into the early part of our war when several pixel-huggers came out to gang up on our lonely upper-tier, we our quite satisified with watching the nations we are currently able to fight go through the Farkistan Meat Grinder.[/spoiler]

recycled picture
made by another farker
as always suck it goons

Edited by Happy The Hobo
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[url="http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?searchstring=Declaring_Alliance%2CReceiving_Alliance&search=Fark&anyallexact=exact"]That just became out-dated.[/url] You need to subtract another 100k ns now :)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/sp7Da.gif[/img]

Edited by Melancholy Culkin
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[quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1341208267' post='3001647']
[url="http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?searchstring=Declaring_Alliance%2CReceiving_Alliance&search=Fark&anyallexact=exact"]That just became out-dated.[/url] You need to subtract another 100k ns now :)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/sp7Da.gif[/img]
[/quote]

200k*

Yaaaaay, I did something right for once!

Edited by Jake Liebenow
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[quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1341209749' post='3001661']
Fark is even homeless in it's own propaganda!
[/quote]
They just enjoy their own aroma, if you get my meaning.
Their powerful pheromones are hard to resist.

Edited by Ogaden
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[quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1341208267' post='3001647']
[url="http://www.cybernations.net/search_wars.asp?searchstring=Declaring_Alliance%2CReceiving_Alliance&search=Fark&anyallexact=exact"]That just became out-dated.[/url] You need to subtract another 100k ns now :)

[img]http://i.imgur.com/sp7Da.gif[/img]
[/quote]
Deinos is coming, hide your lower tiers

Edited by LAAT501legion
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[quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1341182813' post='3001382']
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bqme0.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PHL0G.jpg[/img]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/m53wt.jpg[/img]
[/quote]


This is pretty accurate, please out your spy.

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[quote name='Alterego' timestamp='1341153058' post='3001164']
GOONS, look at them from a different angle and they are as dangerous as a mouse


http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/grenade-mouse.jpg
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Keeping in line with the precedent that's been established in this thread, wherein crap propaganda is posted in response to crap propaganda, I made this for you (and spent about just as much time on it as you did yours):

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GYcPt.jpg[/img]

Also, since our work is both of such sub-par quality that we're having to explain it, it's in reference to the fact that you're one of the most vocal opponents of Doomhouse... yet you've done just about nil about it.

[quote name='Happy The Hobo' timestamp='1341207623' post='3001642']
as always suck it goons
[/quote]

Girl please, we came up here how?

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[quote name='Incitatus' timestamp='1341237627' post='3001770']
This one deserves more love.
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No it doesn't. That picture is overused and the text is completely wrong. Damage happens in war. He made the choice to pay off CSN and go back to TIO, had he stuck out the war he would not have had to pay anything. But a guy making a funny face makes it all worthwhile *teehee*

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[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1341238305' post='3001772']
Also, since our work is both of such sub-par quality that we're having to explain it, it's in reference to the fact that you're one of the most vocal opponents of Doomhouse... yet you've done just about nil about it.



Girl please, we came up here how?
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GOONS and Umbrella (15 million NS) are letting your allies burn right now because you lack the balls to defend them in a war you lot in DH started yet you call an individual (97k NS) nation out because I havent attacked your bloc (21.6 million NS) on my own :lol1:

Can I have some of what you are smoking


Ps, yes it was crap but it annoyed you, so job done.

Edited by Alterego
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[quote name='Alterego' timestamp='1341239830' post='3001776']
GOONS and Umbrella (15 million NS) are letting your allies burn right now because you lack the balls to defend them in a war you lot in DH started yet you call an individual (97k NS) nation out because I havent attacked your bloc (21.6 million NS) on my own :lol1:

Can I have some of what you are smoking


Ps, yes it was crap but it annoyed you, so job done.
[/quote]

"You're letting your allies burn!" [Completely disregard the fact that GOONS and Umbrella are actively at war.]
"You can't call me out then for being a blowhard that never does anything but run my mouth!" [Don't bother refuting this one.]
"You responded, so you're mad! I win!" [A not-so-clever smokescreen for the fact that the only one that is stressing here is you.]

Oh man, you have me in stitches.

Edited by SirWilliam
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[quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1341239130' post='3001775']
No it doesn't. That picture is overused and the text is completely wrong. Damage happens in war. He made the choice to pay off CSN and go back to TIO, had he stuck out the war he would not have had to pay anything. But a guy making a funny face makes it all worthwhile *teehee*
[/quote]

I haven't seen that meme before, as such it was enjoyable to me. And yes, the funny face made it worth while.

Edited by Incitatus
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[quote name='Mogar' timestamp='1340945053' post='2999834']
some alliances haven't been given the chance to rebuild their upper tier, what with getting beat down less than 6 months ago and all.
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[img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuonehGW41qix4ib.gif[/img]

Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance.

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[quote name='Kim Jaym Il' timestamp='1341289234' post='3002192']

[img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/9197543/FGCorona_Explode.gif[/img]

Credit goes to Merry
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search GIS for
the phrase "Farkistan Beer"
the results will help

[quote]Girl please, we came up here how?[/quote]

long, long time ago
Holy Warriors were given terms
"Suck It, goons" was said

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[quote name='AAAAAAAAAAGGGG' timestamp='1341186092' post='3001410']
To be fair, you didn't even edit the gif to say "meanwhile, at deinos" all you did was put up a gif you found on the internet and put img tags on it. That's just really awful execution.
[/quote]

Yes yes it was :V

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[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1341329849' post='3002555']
In Farkistan it apparently does?
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As a GOON I'd think you'd have an informed understanding of Fark's recycled humor. :D

/brb, stealing something from SA

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