Chuck Normis Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Five years ago today, CRAP was born. Yes, you read that correctly. CRAP is 5 years old. We've all grown and learned a lot as an alliance over those five years, and I can confidently say that today CRAP is the best it has ever been. I hope we will continue to grow, learn, and become even better throughout our existence. To all of our allies, both present and past, thanks for being our buddies and thanks for putting up with us. All of you guys have helped polish CRAP in some way whether it was through advice or helping us stick to our guns when we needed to. So, thanks for not phoning it in. For some reason, a CRAP member wrote a story. It is a story with many rediculous CRAP puns and poop references. Enjoy (or don't...your choice): [quote=Barney and Friends]Once upon a toilet, there crapped a hamster named Harvey the Wonder. Now this little turd was very bright. He would evacuate out of his crappy cage every night and see what kind of crap he could get into. On one such occasion, Harvey squeaked his way through the bowels of the house into the kitchen where he got into some crap that some old fart left on the table. He carefully used a loose stool to get up onto the counter where he pinched a loaf of bread and ate some. He blended some pop and a candy bar together to make a Hershey's squirt. Then he went outside and found some dung beetles, road apples, and a cow pie for dessert. When he came back inside, he accidentally tracked dog poop all over the floor. The cat (who was suffering from diarrhea)followed the tracks and saw him. Harvey yelled, "Oh, $#*%!" Harvey had to scat away and had one of a couple of ways to get back to his crappy cage. He decided to go number two. Back in his crappy cage he sat on his throne and took a dump. He washed the racing stripe out of his undies. He logged his adventure in his diary and curled up in an old diaper to sleep. He lived crappily ever after. THE END[/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 I feel like I'm ten again. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Have a CRAPPY birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coloradia Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 A stirring bit of literature. Congratulations on five CRAPpy years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MildlyInsane Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Congrats on a CRAP 5 years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Wow that's some pretty old CRAP. Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Congrats guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustakrakish II Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Nice job CRAP! You guys are CRAP-tastic! <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney and Friends Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 [size="7"]A CRAPelicious announcement! CRAP is thicker than blood![/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Oh my god you're actually that old. Grats bros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shirunei Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Congratulations, not many make it that far. Here's too another five. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jocar Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 [quote name='Barney and Friends' timestamp='1334198519' post='2951264'] [size="7"]A CRAPelicious announcement! CRAP is thicker than blood![/size] [/quote] LOL, to funny. Congratulations! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sojourner Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 5 years is a big milestone...Congrats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gambona Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Congratulations on 5 years! Hope you have many more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 o/ CRAP!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
constapatedape Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Holy CRAP we're really old... Thanks to everyone who has helped us make it to this point. and suck it everyone who isn't 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Congradulations, your 10 days older then we are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leerjet Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 (edited) Dang that CRAP stank. Edited April 12, 2012 by Leerjet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Girard Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Concrapulations. o/ may the God's curse you with 5 more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 5 years? Damn, didn't realize you were that old.. At any rate, congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subcomandante VL Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Grats guise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonSpawn Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 Congrats CRAPpers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 That's a big CRAP. Congrats and all that CRAP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garion Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 5 years of crap... Kudos and onward to another 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
im317 Posted April 12, 2012 Report Share Posted April 12, 2012 what a long strange CRAP it has been. love you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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