ScratchScreen Posted February 4, 2012 Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 (edited) [size="5"]United Equestria “Here to stay”[/size] Breaking a million strength, United Equestria (an alliance seemingly based around ‘My Little Pony’) says they are “Here to stay”. I was lucky enough to get an exclusive interview with ‘Celly’ ‘Princess Regnent’ (the leader) <scratchscreen> Hi! <Celly> hi <Celly> how can i help you <scratchscreen> well, I like your new alliance! 99 members is very impressive! What's your aim? <Celly> ....aim? <scratchscreen> so, you don't have an aim? <Celly> TBH, just to have a good time. We're a tight and loving family <scratchscreen> And, why the pony theme? <Celly> Keep growing and looking out for our own security, but we are a non-aggressive family <Celly> because ponies <Celly> we are ponies <Celly> we legitimately love My Little Pony. At least, the most recent show. <Celly> because it's a legitimately good show <scratchscreen> Oh ok. How serious are you about CN? <Celly> despite the stigma in the title <Celly> uhhhhhhhhhh <Celly> We aren't a joke alliance <Celly> if thats your question <scratchscreen> Oh ok. So, who can join? <Celly> We're just doing our own thing, politics as usual, all the "omg cn iz dying" <scratchscreen> ponies just wanna have fun? <Celly> Anyone who doesn't have other people after them. you really have to up and keep up for us to outright not want you. However, other members disagree with this: “You'll always be a joke. “ says Jacapo Saladin from Non Grata Last issue, someone asked me to look into why Asgaard was loosing ns and members. Bagpuss, a member of Jihad, explains this: <Bagpuss> Asgaard dont exist <Bagpuss> merged into Valhalla <scratchscreen> Is that why they are loosing so much ns and nations? <Bagpuss> that would be why Asgaard is losing nations and Valhalla are gaining <Bagpuss> i was not in Asgaard or in Valhalla <scratchscreen> What alliance are you in? <Bagpuss> Jihad <scratchscreen> When did this merge happen? <Bagpuss> last week or so roughly Although this isn't big news, I hope this answers your question. Edited February 6, 2012 by Allan a Dale ModEdit: filter evasion removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScratchScreen Posted February 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 4, 2012 Issues will now be less frequent. Thank you all for your feedback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proest Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 I am impressed by how in-depth and insightful this is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='Proest' timestamp='1328404411' post='2914638'] I am impressed by how in-depth and insightful this is. [/quote] Yeah, I'm glad I know what happened to Asgaard now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirWilliam Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 This is what you came back for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enderland Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote]“You'll always be a joke. “ says Jacapo Saladin from Non Grata [/quote] Having a hard time seeing a reason to disagree with his assessment of you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kY Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) Another insightful and penetrating [s]interview[/s] interrogation . No stone left unturned. . Edited February 5, 2012 by Ch33kY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 ScratchScreen, you seriously need to join a real alliance and just stop yourself from posting on the OWF for at least a month until they can teach you how to make yourself not look extremely foolish while doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 Will there be another installment of this? I was wondering if you could interview ScratchScreen and figure out why he's doing retarded interviews. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) I never thought that your "interviews" could get any worse, but here it is. [quote]<Bagpuss> Asgaard dont exist <Bagpuss> merged into Valhalla <scratchscreen> Is that why they are loosing so much ns and nations? [/quote] Do you even know what merging means? Edited February 5, 2012 by Griff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwuss Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 do goons next ok ask me questions in this thread and I'll answer ANY question I just want goons to be important. thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyriakos Raanb Dorou Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 (edited) I like it. Short, fun, and pointless (which for me is a plus ). With practice you can become the ESPN of CN media. Keep up the good work. Edited February 5, 2012 by Richard VII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voytek Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 Cool it people. No one's forcing you to read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proest Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1328405456' post='2914644'] Yeah, I'm glad I know what happened to Asgaard now. [/quote] Nobody had any idea whatsoever about where Asgaard went. I was asking people and nobody knew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlom Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 So great to read news on fake politics while my RSS feeds are relatively untouched. I, at least, found it entertaining.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='mrwuss' timestamp='1328422096' post='2914798'] do goons next ok ask me questions in this thread and I'll answer ANY question I just want goons to be important. thank you [/quote] Are you just here to have fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proest Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1328436796' post='2914885'] Are you just here to have fun? [/quote] Implying this is fun -- shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwuss Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1328436796' post='2914885'] Are you just here to have fun? [/quote] Thank you for asking if I an here to have fun. Before answering I need you to be more concise in your line of questioning. Define 'here' and 'fun' as it pertains to your inquiry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voytek Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1328436796' post='2914885'] Are you just here to have fun? [/quote] is this a real post am i reading these words in actuality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='Voytek' timestamp='1328428700' post='2914854'] Cool it people. No one's forcing you to read it. [/quote] Who are you and what you did with the real Voytek? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voytek Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1328441133' post='2914912'] Who are you and what you did with the real Voytek? [/quote] no no no no no i will not explain this joke to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potato Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1328441133' post='2914912'] Who are you and what you did with the real Voytek? [/quote] Voytek is a big cuddly carebear. A pink one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 i still do not understand this whole asgaard situation just, okay. here. explain to me, as if i were ten years old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thom98 Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 Geeze I didn't even get mis-quoted in this edition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles V Posted February 24, 2012 Report Share Posted February 24, 2012 good now there is more bronys in CN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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