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Our nations are run by older rulers, at least compared to other alliances, which means we have families and jobs and therefore less time to dedicate to being on IRC and staying up relatively late for war and diplomatic chats. We send out neutrality vibes while maintaining treaties all over the place. This is to make sure that if we're attacked, there will be a cavalry to come to the rescue. To quote one ex-member of Fark gov almost verbatim from a little while ago: "As long as we can stay big enough to prevent what happened with GOONs (referring to how GOONs tried to run us out of the game) from happening again, we'll be happy."

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[size=6pt][i]We'd also be happy with a Wii.[/i][/size][/center]


This is a mindset that some see the need to prevent. Those same people think that you can tell from our attitude towards GOONs and Sparta's attitude towards being taken advantage of that we are not happy with the other side. That being said, some feel the need to convince us that taking a leadership role in the politics of Planet Bob is far superior than just logging in and collecting every day, even if the political discourse can be immensely frustrating due to the immaturity of the other side.

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[size=4pt][i]One Farker going out and taking a stand for what he believes in.[/i][/size][/center]


With that all in mind, here are the old people running things this month:

[center]Our great subby, 905
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[center]The sexiest squirrel around, ManWithPlanX
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[center]Our council:
Tumultuous Papaya
Quadriplegic
Fireguy
Kahiel
Deadguy
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[size=4pt][i]Not Pictured: Our organ donor. What do you do when your back-up dies?[/i][/size][/center]


We look forward to receiving the various diplomatic corps that wish to convince us to take a more active leadership role in the Politics of Bob. Please make sure you arrive no later than 4:30pm. We have dinner at 5pm and are in bed by 6pm.

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[size=4pt][i]Mmmmm. Dinner.[/i][/size][/center]

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[quote name='Shinfat' timestamp='1304295380' post='2703530']
That being said, some feel the need to convince us that taking a leadership role in the politics of Planet Bob is far superior than just logging in and collecting every day, even if the political discourse can be immensely frustrating due to the immaturity of the other side.
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Can I interest you in some poop jokes?

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[quote name='King Xander the Only' timestamp='1304309921' post='2703807']
Yay Fireguy!
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What this man said

Fark, i must ask, was anyones lawn harmed in the making of this erection announcement?

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[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1304326824' post='2704022']
What this man said

Fark, i must ask, was anyones lawn harmed in the making of this erection announcement?

[img]http://www.angryasianman.com/images/angry/grantorino01.jpg[/img]
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only Goose's lawn was, and he shook his cane up in the air at us. But oh well he'll live

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[quote name='Dajobo' timestamp='1304308637' post='2703782']
Good stuff and congrats to all of you.

/me sends a bulk load of denture paste as a gift.
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Had I known this, I might have considered [s]running[/s] [s]shuffling slowly[/s] riding my Hoverround back to Council.

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Congrats to the new old gov.

/perhaps admin might consider adding "Nursing Home" as a new Wonder
//as usual, we're doomed

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I would just like to point out, that once you get an old person riled up they just won't let it go. They will write letters until the cows come home.

So seriously, don't get us started.

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