Sarmatian Empire Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 [center][img]http://slackstack.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/sir.jpg[/img][/center] [center]The Classiest Individuals Preamble: These two classy alliances(Legacy and The Combine) have come together through mutual "respect" and "friendship" to sign this Non-Chaining, Mutual Defense, Optional Aggression Pact Article 1: Should either signatory receive any intelligence that would indicate actions being taken on either signatory by a third party, they are required to share the relevant information. Article 2: Should either signatory come under attack it is required the other signatory to join in the defense of the other signatory. If either signatory has been attacked in retaliation for joining a war in support of another alliance then this defense becomes optional. Article 3: If either signatory engage in an offensive attack, then the other has the option of lending what ever aid they wish. Article 4: Should any diplomatic incident come up between both alliances they will resolve it peacefully and diplomatically over tea and krimpets. Article 5: This treaty can be cancelled by either alliance with a 72 hour notice. Upon cancellation the canceller should throw the cancellee under the bus in anyway shape or form, in such a way that only these two classy alliances would. Signed: [u]Legacy[/u] Sarmatian Empire, Lord Master Conservative, Regent Spartacus, Minister of Foreign Affairs [u] The Combine[/u] He Who Shall Not Be Named, Viceroy BloodFury, Overlord ObsidianSkies, GLaDOS Georgeguy, Director of the Overwatch Nils, Director of Black Mesa Starfox101 just before him Jason8, Cool Dude [/center] I am Sarm and I still bring cake: [img]http://www.hiloop.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Eating-Cake-Like-a-Sir.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodFury Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 What is this? I don't even know. I will be over for tea and crumpets later my good sir, please save some of that cake for after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Whimsical Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Nice grouping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvon Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Two good friends, quite happy to see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Nukem Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 I was expecting an awesome treaty text, I got the same !@#$ everyone has. I'm dissapoint Sarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted May 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 [quote name='Duke Nukem' timestamp='1337382150' post='2969262'] I was expecting an awesome treaty text, I got the same !@#$ everyone has. I'm dissapoint Sarm. [/quote] Yeah I tried, never really entered that mood though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sighet Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 (edited) Sarm never disappoints.. ..except when giving stock picks. Edited May 18, 2012 by sighet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tibus Heth Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Congrats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 Congrats to both of you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuurei Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 I didn't see this coming... Congratulations on your treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewPoseidon Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Erm, is that a rainbow cake hidden in there? Any other announcements you gentleman need to make? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Liebenow Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Congratulations, I think. Roll Sarm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Glad to see this o/ Combine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Congrats & nice cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayR95 Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 My avatar was used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DemonSpawn Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Congrats on the treaty guys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Haha yeah like Legacy is one to talk about class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyriakos Raanb Dorou Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) Finest felicitations on this most auspicious association, dear fellows. [IMG]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f28/RichardVII/RichardLawrence.png[/IMG] Edited May 19, 2012 by Richard VII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted May 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 [quote name='Melancholy Culkin' timestamp='1337392450' post='2969321'] Haha yeah like Legacy is one to talk about class. [/quote] [img]http://i395.photobucket.com/albums/pp39/darthramza/Foghorn-Leghorn-Thats-a-joke-son-You-missed-it-Flew-right-by-ya.jpg[/img] It's ok, this kinda thing is hard to detect with text Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kochers Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 So, Combine should get in the top 80 so I can add this to the treaty web Congrats to you both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Well, that makes things a bit... spicier. Sarm, we have to talk about something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 This is something I can get behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Clever theme for a treaty. I came expecting a thread devoted to harassing certain individuals and left with the joy that comes from a well written post. Bravo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Laughed for [i]oh so many[/i] reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldConqueror Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Hey SF, your insecurity is showing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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