Mixoux Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) [quote]A Tale of Two Gods A Treaty of Optional Defense and Aggression ===Article I - Peace=== The SOS Brigade (SOS団) and the Global Order of Darkness (GOD) agree to remain respectful and polite to each other in all channels of communication, public or private. They also resolve to seek diplomatic means to any possible conflicts they may have. Both alliances should look out for each others' well-being. As a consequence of their mutual friendship, both parties agree not to attack each other for any reason. In the event of a treaty conflict that would draw the two into war with each other, this article will take precedence. ===Article II - Intelligence=== Should either party receive information that pertains to the safety or well-being of the other signatory, they will seek to make it known to that signatory. Also, if either signatory has any reason to believe a security breach exists in the other alliance they are to present this concern and any evidence to their other signatory. Additionally, both parties agree not to commit espionage against each other. ===Article III - Aid=== Should a signatory request financial aid of any sort from the other alliance, they are encouraged to provide said aid as able. ===Article IV - War=== Should a signatory request military assistance of any kind, the other signatory may offer military support to the other signatory, however this is not mandatory. ===Article V - Cancellation=== In the unlikely event either signatory wishes to cancel this agreement, they are to give 48 hours' notice to the other party with reasons through private channels. This treaty will remain in effect throughout that time period. ===Signatures=== Signed for the Global Order of Darkness, Xiphosis, Dark Lord Big Z, Lord of Diplomacy Signed for the SOS Brigade, Arrnea, Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Viceroy of the Computer Research Society, Cosplay Champion, Wielder of Unlimited Cynic Works, Originator of Paranoia, Dispenser of Ire, Lord of Delusion, Bunny Girl Extraordinaire, Master of Endless Recursions, Owner of the Frog Suit, Exterminator of Treason, Tyrant of Tanabata, Speaker of the Word of Haruhi, Enforcer of Her Will and All-Round Prophet of the One True Goddess Locke, Esper and Mysterious Transfer Student of the SOS Brigade, All Around Nice Guy, Chief of Sexy, Speaker for the Purple Sphere, Resident Azu-nyan, Empress of All Things Feline, Wielder of the Nekomimi, Catgirl Wonder, Enemy of Fun Myrrh-nee~, Time Traveller and Brigade Mascot, Resident Fujoshi, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity, and Mistress of the Ero Takagi, Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko of the SOS Brigade, Last Member of the Literature Club, Master of Getting Impaled without Dying, Zombie Tax Cheat, and Flying, Boobtastic Tentacle Monster-Killing Magical Girl Utracia, Ordinary Human and Errand Boy, Fox Deity, Breeder of Yandere, Destroyer of Worlds, Corrupter of the Innocent[/quote] Edited April 12, 2011 by Mixoux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EViL0nE Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Am I supposed to hail this or claim I knew about it a couple parallel universes ago or try and taunt the "other side" into an argument about nothing? I can't keep track. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamven Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) [s]blah blah who would want to sign with GOD [/s] Arrnea needs moar titles Edited April 12, 2011 by Jamven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRena Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I don't, wait, what am I reading, this is, huh. Congrats to you both?! [right][IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/xnvwhs.jpg[/IMG][/right] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Disreguard RoK; Acquire SOS Brigade. When I first heard about this I thought I was being trolled. SOS are good people tbh. Glad to see this finally happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aurion Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Prove me wrong, SOS Brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCToker Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 SOS, I use to have some respect for you. I guess I was wrong. Why you would tie yourself to such a terrible alliance is beyond me. Hopefully you'll see the light soon and cut this foolish tie before it becomes something serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Xiphosis + anime. What could go wrong? Congrats guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Yep, give peace and love a chance. o/ SOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix von Agnu Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 What the !@#$?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyfe XIV Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I see I am justified in my decision Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cthulhu89 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 o/ GOD o/ SOS-dan I call this success...here's to a long and wonderful friendship! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 (edited) I knew about this 105 minutes ago. Edited April 12, 2011 by goldielax25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I'm speechless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 This treaty made me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 And SuperFriends falls just a bit more. You're embarrassing the name of a once-great bloc. Just disband. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael von Prussia Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Congratulations to our friends and allies in the SOS Brigade! Locke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxfire99 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Congratulations SOS on a great ally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rebel Virginia Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 [color="#0000FF"]To the few alliances still on the fence about rolling GOD, I hope you now see your error.[/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youwish959 Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Congratulations Xiphosis, you have managed to turn my world upside down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 April fools was 11 days ago Michael von Prussia . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 My greatest prank is played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackie Moon Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Wait, really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penguin Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I don't really understand where SOS Brigade got so many fans. They always seemed nice enough to me. Maybe someone can explain it to me over PM so as not to derail. Best of luck to all in any case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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