Remlin Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 My Apology to the Mushroom Kingdom I am very sorry for resigning from the war. I by no means meant to leave my friends and comrades hanging. It broke my heart to be bill-locked, and broke it even more when I felt forced to surrender. I did not stop to consider that it was desertion, and I realize that all now. Nor did I stop to think that I should have asked for aid to get out of bill lock. I should have known better, but I had a bad lapse in judgement that I promise will never happen again. I have learned my lesson, a lesson which I will never forget, and that I thank my good friends in Mushroom Kingdom for teaching me in their wisdom. They are very wise indeed. Mushroom Kingdom is the greatest alliance I have ever been in. I was very proud to be accepted into such a great alliance, and even prouder to be a part of such a great community of people. This great pride of mine was broken and shattered when in my moment of weakness, I hurt this great, great community of people who had accepted me, not only as a friend, but as one of their very own. I only hope that these great and proud people can find it in their hearts to forgive me for the pain that I surely have caused them. I let you, my friends and comrades, down, and for that, I offer my sincerest and most heart-felt apology. I had forgotten how tough it is to be such a small nation when I came back to CyberNations. I had also forgotten about all my friends who would have helped me get out of bill-lock had I only took a few moments to stop and think and remember that all I had to do was contact those friends to let them know what a dire situation I was in. Instead, I forgot all this, and felt like I was all alone without any help of any sort. I, for the time being, felt like I could no longer have been of any help at all to my friends and alliance, being completely broke and bill-locked, and that somehow it would be in my, and the Great Mushroom Kingdom’s, best interest to bow out for the rest of the war, as humiliating as it felt to surrender. In doing so, I not only hurt my own pride, but the pride of all my friends and comrades, and of the honorable Mushroom Kingdom. For that, again, I am greatly and truly sorry. I, Remlin, do hereby renounce my surrender to NADC, and the dishonorable, dispacable, NPO, who I myself have always, ALWAYS loathed and despised. Though it is, very regrettably, too late to go back on my promise not to re-enter the war, since I am a man of my word, I wish my friends and comrades, and the fair and just and honorable nations of the Mushroom Kingdom the very, very, very best of luck in this war. I hope you make NADC sorry they ever chose a fight with the Mushroom Kingdom, and that you wipe the !@#$-smeared floor with the mouth of every single, rotten member of the NPO. Show them their place. Show them that they are not, nor have they ever been, all that. I know, and have always known that. You know, and have always known that. Now it’s NPO’s time to finally learn that fact of life, the hard way! Not in my very wildest dreams did I, at the time, when I was mistakenly feeling tiny, devastated, destroyed, insignificant, worthless, useless, and left all alone to fend for myself, realize that bowing out of the remainder of the war, meant resigning from Mushroom Kingdom and leaving all the friends that I have made. Had I had realized that at the time, I would have never, ever thought of uttering those disgraceful words for even a fraction of a second. How I wish I can take them back. But I cannot. Curse my foolish blunder! Curse my errant way! If I could go back in time and fix what I have done, I would do so in a very instant, in a heartbeat! Where is Doc Brown when you need him? Epiphanus, Potato, I just want you to know that I still am very grateful that you invited my to join you in Mushroom Kingdom. It was, and still is, my great honor to serve beside you two, two of my longest-time friends in CyberNations. It is my dearest hope that I did not let you two down in my moment of weakness. I hope that you will not only accept me back as your friend, but as a member of your great and wonderful alliance. I promise I will not make the same lapse of judgement again. You have my word not only as your friend, but as a gentleman and a man of honor. To the Mushroom Kingdom government, I also offer my sincerest and utmost apology. You were magnanimous enough to let me into your alliance and to let me serve beside you, and I ashamedly let you down. I am only human, and am prone to making foolish mistakes every once in awhile. While that isn’t a very good excuse, I do hope you can forgive me for my mistake and give me a second chance to prove myself to you. You have my solemn word that if you give me this second chance, that not only will I not let you down again, but that I will be more active in the forum, and that I will remember next time that help is available to me if I ask for it. I know now that I am not, nor was I ever, left alone to fend for myself in bill-lock. That the benevolent and magnanimous Mushroom Kingdom would never even think of doing such a thing to one of it’s members. Again, I humbly come before the Mushroom Kingdom, it’s leadership, my friends, my comrades, and the great, honorable, and proud nations that serve it, and humbly ask for forgiveness and understanding, and for a second chance to prove myself. I have let you down, and by most rights do not deserve this second chance, however weak and alone and humiliated and lowly I may feel and had felt. Despite this, I know that the Mushroom Kingdom isn’t like other alliances. The Mushroom Kingdom prides itself on being above the coldness and heartlessness and unforgivingness that most other alliances exhibit. Because of this fact, I have come before you so that you can show this to the CyberNations world, that you are indeed a better alliance than they are. That you don’t just talk the talk, but that you have always walked the walk. In the name of Allarchon, can you forgive me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James I Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 KNOW YOUR DEATH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wabooz Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 Yes, Sir Paul forgives all who repent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gobb Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 Hmm hmm can this be trusted.. [IMG]http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa38/Jack_Rivers/smileys/pallirapsu6ga.gif[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 Probably should have thought about that before you surrendered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 I personally forgive you for your haste and incredibly stupid decision, but know that others will not be so forgiving and that you will forever be known as ~the guy that literally surrendered to nadc~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 My goodness, such ill will towards me and you don't even know me. Good luck with... whatever this was trying to accomplish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ak47don Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 Alliance Affiliation: Allarchon POW It's good to see that you have come back to your senses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branimir Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 I FORGIVE YOU, LET THIS MAN IN Btw., [quote name='Remlin' timestamp='1297117842' post='2624550']Despite this, I know that the Mushroom Kingdom isn’t like other alliances. The Mushroom Kingdom prides itself on being above the coldness and heartlessness and unforgivingness that most other alliances exhibit. [/quote] Which this war proved. lulz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaniard United Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 (edited) Best declaration of the war. Edited February 7, 2011 by Spaniard United Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Fester Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 So, can we attack you again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickenzilla Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 Excellent, excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdgus Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 (edited) lol you're so pathetic, YOUR TEARS BRING ME JOY! <3 Edited February 7, 2011 by Weirdgus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 So you get triple teamed, surrender, now you are breaking your word (again) in order to try impress your former alliance, the one you would slice your wrists for to make them love you again? I can't figure out if this a "dun goofed" or merely a MK propaganda piece. Probably both...no, it is both, even if unintentionally so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lebubu Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 Thanks for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulmar Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 That is a lot of fellatio right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 I personally forgive you, but, uh, don't come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quinoa Rex Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 I'm not one to air dirty laundry in public, but since you seem determined: - You're aware of how to get on IRC. You did not. - You're aware of how to send in-game PMs. You did not. - You're aware of how to get on the forums and request aid. You did not. - We arrange for members to help with staggers and firepower. You did not make anyone aware that you were in need of help. I personally understand why you felt the way you did and I forgive you, but it is not MK policy to allow deserters back into our ranks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Wallace Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 That's one heck of an apology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbun Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 I'm not in MK, and their decisions are their own, but if you had done this in Sparta I would personally oppose your rejoining. The problem I have with your statement is that you consider your action illogical because you could have asked for aid. Instead, you need to be willing to be bill-locked, and go to ZI, ZT, ZL, Z all in defense of your alliance. Even when aid is not available and your nation is being blown up, that's not the time to be opportunistic. And yeah, surrendering to NADC.. heh. Nice speech though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 The OP really [i]deserves[/i] to be quoted in its entirety. [spoiler][quote name='Remlin' timestamp='1297117842' post='2624550']My Apology to the Mushroom Kingdom I am very sorry for resigning from the war. I by no means meant to leave my friends and comrades hanging. It broke my heart to be bill-locked, and broke it even more when I felt forced to surrender. I did not stop to consider that it was desertion, and I realize that all now. Nor did I stop to think that I should have asked for aid to get out of bill lock. I should have known better, but I had a bad lapse in judgement that I promise will never happen again. I have learned my lesson, a lesson which I will never forget, and that I thank my good friends in Mushroom Kingdom for teaching me in their wisdom. They are very wise indeed. Mushroom Kingdom is the greatest alliance I have ever been in. I was very proud to be accepted into such a great alliance, and even prouder to be a part of such a great community of people. This great pride of mine was broken and shattered when in my moment of weakness, I hurt this great, great community of people who had accepted me, not only as a friend, but as one of their very own. I only hope that these great and proud people can find it in their hearts to forgive me for the pain that I surely have caused them. I let you, my friends and comrades, down, and for that, I offer my sincerest and most heart-felt apology. I had forgotten how tough it is to be such a small nation when I came back to CyberNations. I had also forgotten about all my friends who would have helped me get out of bill-lock had I only took a few moments to stop and think and remember that all I had to do was contact those friends to let them know what a dire situation I was in. Instead, I forgot all this, and felt like I was all alone without any help of any sort. I, for the time being, felt like I could no longer have been of any help at all to my friends and alliance, being completely broke and bill-locked, and that somehow it would be in my, and the Great Mushroom Kingdom’s, best interest to bow out for the rest of the war, as humiliating as it felt to surrender. In doing so, I not only hurt my own pride, but the pride of all my friends and comrades, and of the honorable Mushroom Kingdom. For that, again, I am greatly and truly sorry. I, Remlin, do hereby renounce my surrender to NADC, and the dishonorable, dispacable, NPO, who I myself have always, ALWAYS loathed and despised. Though it is, very regrettably, too late to go back on my promise not to re-enter the war, since I am a man of my word, I wish my friends and comrades, and the fair and just and honorable nations of the Mushroom Kingdom the very, very, very best of luck in this war. I hope you make NADC sorry they ever chose a fight with the Mushroom Kingdom, and that you wipe the !@#$-smeared floor with the mouth of every single, rotten member of the NPO. Show them their place. Show them that they are not, nor have they ever been, all that. I know, and have always known that. You know, and have always known that. Now it’s NPO’s time to finally learn that fact of life, the hard way! Not in my very wildest dreams did I, at the time, when I was mistakenly feeling tiny, devastated, destroyed, insignificant, worthless, useless, and left all alone to fend for myself, realize that bowing out of the remainder of the war, meant resigning from Mushroom Kingdom and leaving all the friends that I have made. Had I had realized that at the time, I would have never, ever thought of uttering those disgraceful words for even a fraction of a second. How I wish I can take them back. But I cannot. Curse my foolish blunder! Curse my errant way! If I could go back in time and fix what I have done, I would do so in a very instant, in a heartbeat! Where is Doc Brown when you need him? Epiphanus, Potato, I just want you to know that I still am very grateful that you invited my to join you in Mushroom Kingdom. It was, and still is, my great honor to serve beside you two, two of my longest-time friends in CyberNations. It is my dearest hope that I did not let you two down in my moment of weakness. I hope that you will not only accept me back as your friend, but as a member of your great and wonderful alliance. I promise I will not make the same lapse of judgement again. You have my word not only as your friend, but as a gentleman and a man of honor. To the Mushroom Kingdom government, I also offer my sincerest and utmost apology. You were magnanimous enough to let me into your alliance and to let me serve beside you, and I ashamedly let you down. I am only human, and am prone to making foolish mistakes every once in awhile. While that isn’t a very good excuse, I do hope you can forgive me for my mistake and give me a second chance to prove myself to you. You have my solemn word that if you give me this second chance, that not only will I not let you down again, but that I will be more active in the forum, and that I will remember next time that help is available to me if I ask for it. I know now that I am not, nor was I ever, left alone to fend for myself in bill-lock. That the benevolent and magnanimous Mushroom Kingdom would never even think of doing such a thing to one of it’s members. Again, I humbly come before the Mushroom Kingdom, it’s leadership, my friends, my comrades, and the great, honorable, and proud nations that serve it, and humbly ask for forgiveness and understanding, and for a second chance to prove myself. I have let you down, and by most rights do not deserve this second chance, however weak and alone and humiliated and lowly I may feel and had felt. Despite this, I know that the Mushroom Kingdom isn’t like other alliances. The Mushroom Kingdom prides itself on being above the coldness and heartlessness and unforgivingness that most other alliances exhibit. Because of this fact, I have come before you so that you can show this to the CyberNations world, that you are indeed a better alliance than they are. That you don’t just talk the talk, but that you have always walked the walk. In the name of Allarchon, can you forgive me?[/quote][/spoiler] You're taking this game WAAAAY too seriously. To be honest, a lot of people replying to you are doing the same. Or are you all just still unable to tell a forum from the other? After all this time? Really? Either way: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Locke Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 If this is sincere, and I imagine it is, I don't know what could have possibly possessed you to surrender in the first place. You got hit bad, so what? You'll have an endless flood of money from the upper ranks, certainly more than you could ever need if you put even a small bit of care into maintaining something resembling a warchest. It's not like you were that big. Like Quinoa said, you should have been well aware of the avenues available to you to receive the help needed to fight for the ones you called your friends. You could have served your alliance, should have served your alliance, and didn't serve your alliance, and nothing you say now can change that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DogeWilliam Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 Well if you are being honest and it was all one big mistake, I feel sorry for you. We all make mistakes. It's up to MK and NADC to decide what to do though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Branimir Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 (edited) [quote name='jerdge' timestamp='1297119752' post='2624608'] You're taking this game WAAAAY too seriously. To be honest, a lot of people replying to you are doing the same. Or are you all just still unable to tell a forum from the other? After all this time? Really? Either way: [/quote] It is obvious from the content of the OP, that its entirely IC and meant to be as such, thus, it is a simple mistake of not posting it in the right part of the OWF which is an understandable mistake for someone who only has 10 posts grand total (including this thread). So, in essence, you are taking stuff too seriously. It is just a simple mistake of not posting it in the right venue. Edited February 7, 2011 by Branimir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted February 7, 2011 Report Share Posted February 7, 2011 If you can't accept your alliance at its worst, you do not deserve it at its best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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