Chimaera Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 When the Empire formed in May, we had one long term goal – by year’s end, we wanted three million nation strength. We felt like achieving a strength level and breaking such a significant barrier would place IAA in an ideal position to succeed to even greater heights in 2010, and tonight I come before the denizens of Planet Bob to announce that the Empire has shattered this monumental milestone and looks forward to continuing growth in every aspect of Imperial life – from the grindstone of our evolving military machine to the churning economic powerhouses that pump money and new technology into our ever-expanding ranks, to the floor of the Imperial Senate where more and more great leaders from hundreds of systems across the Empire take their rightful place in the hallowed halls of Imperial history. We look forward to the coming year – not only as twelve months to solidify our status as one of Bob’s premier alliances, but as a time to make new friends, heal old wounds, and continue Imperial evolution into the well-oiled and dominant machine every Imperial ascribes to his or her future. In a similar yet somewhat unrelated announcement, IAA recently had a public vote for Imperial Superlatives, ranging from jocular titles such as “Most Irresistable” to the rather one-sided vote for “Most Valuable Imperial”. We’d like to share our Most Excellent Imperials with you on this momentous day: Most Feisty: KahlanRahl Most Valuable Imperial: Chimaera (Like anyone else was going to win.) Friendliest Imperial: Blackrose. Play monopoly and don't let anyone tell you it's annoying to ask for players. Most Dedicated: Chimaera Most Likely to Die in a Blaze of Glory: XxNationReaperXx. Just don't do it too soon. Most Likely to Stay in IAA After it Disbands: CptDoom. Of course, the idiot who stayed last time would be the one to stay this time. Most Irresistible: Mastabadey. 'Cause nobody can resist you. Most Sensible: Laura. I wasn't aware :3 was the sensible face. Most Likely to Spam the Entire Forums: Burger. Also included as a sub-category was 'most likely to make the entire IAA happy with his signature'. Most Likely to Become the Next Grand Vizier: Voodoo Nova. Because the most power-hungry people are the ones to ascend to power. Most Likely to Take a Bite out of Burger: Burger. Well played my friend. Well played. Most Likely to Kick $@! in a War: Dochartaigh. By the time your opponent figures out how to pronounce your name, you'd have destroyed them. Most Active: TheListener. All that needs to be said is “GET ON MY LEVEL TL!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 (edited) Well. Nothing new here. IAA still has TimLee's heart captured. Edit: Wow, left out an entire word. Edited December 24, 2009 by TimLee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Syndic Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 I can't resist Mastabadey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkmasta Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 This ^, no big deal o/IAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Raynor Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Plus we have hot dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 (edited) Mastabadey, he is irresistible. That is all. Edited December 24, 2009 by KahlanRahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Doc's name is easy to pronounce. You all are wimps. Congrats to IAA for the numbers and for the winners for the categories. Especially Voodoo. Soon you will ascend and then you will be able to (censored) (censored) (censored) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Doch got an award? This is most disturbing. Congratulations, KahlanRahl and Voodoo Nova. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yawoo Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Here's to another 12 months, IAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morte Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Congrats IAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uralica Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 (edited) Most Irresistible:Mastabadey. 'Cause nobody can resist you. Should be Laura. Most Sensible:Laura. I wasn't aware :3 was the sensible face. Indeed. Most Likely to Become the Next Grand Vizier:Voodoo Nova. Because the most power-hungry people are the ones to ascend to power. I wouldn't have a problem with this. Voodoo is Anyway, congratulations on 3M. Obligatory Laura Plus I heard you picked up a Ditka Edited December 24, 2009 by Uralica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voodoo Nova Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 It seems as though two galaxies have collided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Death II Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Congrats and all, but really its bad timing. too much NSO-DF drama threads shoulda waited a few hours to get full attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimaera Posted December 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Congrats and all, but really its bad timing. too much NSO-DF drama threads shoulda waited a few hours to get full attention We prefer to operate in the shadows. Cloaking devices and such are highly effective in a situation that is relegated to the background. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lavo Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 March forwards we do, march forwards we must. All hail the Empire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulff Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Congrats IAA! On to 4! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASTABADEY Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Yo Chimaera, I'm really happy for you, I'm gonna let you finish. But Ivan Moldavi had one of the best announcements of all time. ONE OF THE BEST ANNOUNCEMENTS OF ALL TIME! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Doch's name is easy to pronounce. You all are wimps. Congrats to IAA for the numbers and for the winners for the categories. Especially Voodoo. Soon you will ascend and then you will be able to (censored) (censored) (censored) fixed that for ya Haf also, Mastabadey is totally irresistable and woot woot on 3 million!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Congratulations on your large growth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kY Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 2009 has been a very good year for the IAA. Congrats. All the best for 2010. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Fame Monster Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Nice timing and congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloop Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Solid stuff, IAA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDiver Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 whats that? order 66? yes emperor it will be done! /me goes to call CSN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 It goes without saying that I cannot resist Mastabadey. Congratulations on the 3mil NS IAA, not that I didn't see it coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpdogg Posted December 24, 2009 Report Share Posted December 24, 2009 Congrats on the growth milestone. I hope you guys have an equally (or more ) prosperous 2010! o/ our friends and allies in the IAA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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