Atticus Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Gather one and all for one last look at the world we know, for the coming of the revelations is nearing. We will finally see the realities of the cold world we inhabit with big judging eyes. So bask in your gloriful ignorance while you can dear citizens, for all that you know will soon come to an end. The world will seperate into two camps in the battle of all thoughts and ideas, frirnd become foe. Heed this warning my good people, for you will not like the revealing openess you will soon experience. You cannot hide from it, you cannot reject it. It is truth, and you must face it. Everything will change, everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Jesus is comming back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 You're about seven months late. (OOC: Also, who else was reminded of the opening monologue of Plan 9 from Outer Space while reading that?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Obviously he's talking about the MK-Athens divide! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biff Webster Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 What two camps and what are they fighting about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 I thought we'd already copyrighted using biblical and vaguely apocalyptic language in our announcements. Our lawyers will be in contact with you immediately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Janova Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 Yeah, I'll believe this when I see it . Nice reroll you have there, Mr. 3 NS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cortath Posted November 11, 2009 Report Share Posted November 11, 2009 (edited) Why must we only be warned of things at dawn? Can't for once, someone warn me of something say, by dusk before? Is that too much to ask? Edited November 11, 2009 by Cortath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drostan Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Why must we only be warned of things at dawn? Can't for once, someone warn me of something say, by dusk before? Is that too much to ask? I for one would like to be warned immediately after lunch so that I don't have to hear such big news on an empty stomach. Doom-sayers just have no common courtesy anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 frirnd become foe NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Not my frirnds!!!!!!! Also I am in whatever camp thats has the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Is that a Baobab tree? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Obligatory LOLpocalypse prediction.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freelancer Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 I for one would like to be warned immediately after lunch so that I don't have to hear such big news on an empty stomach. Doom-sayers just have no common courtesy anymore. Understandable, hypoglycemic are we? However can we make it after happy hour, I like a few dozen drinks in me before I hear about my impending doom and life as I know it non-existent, it just makes the shock of such an announcement that much easier to bare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grumpdogg Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Are we meant to be all joining a suicide pact cult thingy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Obviously he's talking about the MK-Athens divide! Or us rolling CDT in a last ditch effort to mend the rift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 I'm rarely if ever up at dawn. This is terrible timing for me. Please take the distinguished Drostan's recommendation and make any further announcements after lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Or us rolling CDT in a last ditch effort to mend the rift. Which will obviously fail and force Londo to take up his rightful position as King of Sparta before merging it into Athens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dujek Onearm Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 What two camps and what are they fighting about? Cake vs Pie, of course. Caek will prevail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 (edited) Gather one and all for one last look at the world we know, for the coming of the revelations is nearing. We will finally see the realities of the cold world we inhabit with big judging eyes. So bask in your gloriful ignorance while you can dear citizens, for all that you know will soon come to an end. The world will seperate into two camps in the battle of all thoughts and ideas, frirnd become foe.Heed this warning my good people, for you will not like the revealing openess you will soon experience. You cannot hide from it, you cannot reject it. It is truth, and you must face it. Everything will change, everything. Y'know, 7 years ago as I was eating dinner, I saw the face of Jesus in my plate of spaghetti. His two big meatball eyes watched my every move as his noodly lips made a pronouncement of that exact statement you have written above. At first, I thought it was just a side-affect of the medication, but yesterday the neighbor's dog confirmed it by adding a warning that Cindy Crawford and the Third Party are out to get me, so it's obvious now what the catalyst for the coming catastrophe will be! I must shed my clothes, don my tin foil hat, and climb atop the tallest tower in town to get my message out to the world- starting on the evening news! I thank you, my friend, for making everything so clear, my mission for liberating the world of the icy grip of the extra-dimensional psychic space monkey demons doppelgangers has begun! Adios, my friend, I'll see you at the yawning void climax of the End Times! Edited November 12, 2009 by Kzoppistan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Z Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Which will obviously fail and force Londo to take up his rightful position as King of Sparta before merging it into Athens. Ha! We all know babyjesus will coup Londo before that happens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Cake vs Pie, of course.Caek will prevail. Winner faces cupcakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintenderek Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 You know, I like a revolution as much as the next guy, but I don't see anything to be revolutionized right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linden16 Posted November 12, 2009 Report Share Posted November 12, 2009 Sorry, but mornings are bad for me, can we reschedule for a later time, maybe 1 pm? My secretary will be in contact with to try and reschedule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mustakrakish II Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I think this is talking about the battle over the breakfast crowd between McDonald's and Burgerking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrous Posted November 13, 2009 Report Share Posted November 13, 2009 I think this is talking about the battle over the breakfast crowd between McDonald's and Burgerking. Winner still faces cupcakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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