GOONS Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Preamble: Goon Order Of Neutral Shoving and the Galactic Imperium has never been friends and thus come together to sign this treaty. Article I: For 30 days after this treaty is signed GOONS must put in his bio "Protected by Galactic Imperium" and Hakaisha must put in his bio "Protected by Goon Order Of Neutral Shoving" Article II: Non Aggression: No nation of either alliance shall declare war or spy on the other signatory. Article III: Contact: Both Alliances shall keep minimal contact at all times. Article IV Intelligence; All intelligence must never be shared between each signatory unless it's about a mutual enemy. Article V War: If one of the signatory requests help against a mutual enemy then the other must help but if it's not a mutual enemy no help can be given. Article VI: Aid: Aid can be requested but can only be accepted if they are currently not in any type of war unless it is by a mutual enemy. Article VII: Galactic Imperium agrees that the Goon Order of Neutral Shoving is the sole owner of its name. Article VIII: Termination: This treaty will auto cancel if the treaty puts any of the signatories in danger Signed for Goon Order Of Neutral Shoving: GOONS Signed for The Galactic Imperium: Imperial High Command Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 All these GOONS running around makes it difficult to tell what the hell is going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan III Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 That needs to be in a quote tag, it would look better. But, again, congrads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzy95 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 GOONS is back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 This has to be one of the worst treaties I have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhysicsJunky Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 This has to be one of the worst treaties I have ever seen. Careful, that's a high bar and might offend somebody else vying for the title into trying to beat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LunaticFringe Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 *Not to be confused with The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism I remember you, how are you doing? Need some aid? I am sure someone will be sending you some troops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Careful, that's a high bar and might offend somebody else vying for the title into trying to beat it. Yeah, that's why I didn't use an absolute. This treaty is definitely up there though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lusitan Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 If it's a mutual enemy both have to go to war? Ok, I'll assume this is an ODAP, because the notion of mutual enemy is pretty much arbitrary and is decided by each of the alliances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 This is the greatest treaty I've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeta Defender Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Ok, to solve this once and forall, one of the GOONS should use GOoNS to separate the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penkala Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Ok, to solve this once and forall, one of the GOONS should use GOoNS to separate the two. I think the negligence and sadism GOONS are just destroying the other GOONS to separate the two since neither would be willing to do GOoNS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 I miss the old GOONS. Why Bob why did you get rid of them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Stalin Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Ok, to solve this once and forall, one of the GOONS should use GOoNS to separate the two. Goon Order of Neutral Shoving should have GOONS, sine they were here first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bilrow Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Pointless treaty. Article VIII:Termination: This treaty will auto cancel if the treaty puts any of the signatories in danger Basically if this treaty causes any other result except a victory, it's auto canceled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan III Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 (edited) I'll go with Stalin on this one, whoever was "Here first" should get GOONS. I just read the treaty again, and what the heck is this?! No offence, but this is one of the most confusing and awful treaties I have ever seen. Edited September 3, 2009 by Ivan III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevanovia Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 I miss the old GOONS.Why Bob why did you get rid of them? Because they were the worst alliance that ever surfaced on the face of Planet Bob. That is why. Although I did like a few members from GOONS, namely King Scouser...GOONS helped destroy the way Planet Bobians do Foreign Affairs and because of them "tldr"'s became a very regular thing. I wasn't and will never be a fan of GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Because they were the worst alliance that ever surfaced on the face of Planet Bob. That is why.Although I did like a few members from GOONS, namely King Scouser...GOONS helped destroy the way Planet Bobians do Foreign Affairs and because of them "tldr"'s became a very regular thing. I wasn't and will never be a fan of GOONS. I was in GOONS back then. GOONS made the game fun, I take GOONS's era versus today any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Controversy Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 I declare war on the this caricature of a once brilliant alliance. I expect you to cancel your treaty and disband at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sardonic Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Didn't you learn your lesson the first time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Galactic Imperium, was signing a treaty with someone on our enemies list really a smart decision? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbrownso Posted September 3, 2009 Report Share Posted September 3, 2009 Because they were the worst alliance that ever surfaced on the face of Planet Bob. That is why.Although I did like a few members from GOONS, namely King Scouser...GOONS helped destroy the way Planet Bobians do Foreign Affairs and because of them "tldr"'s became a very regular thing. I wasn't and will never be a fan of GOONS. That's a bit overblown. Care to remember an alliance whose members took the game down for days due to their actions? I think they're a bit worse than GOONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lamuella Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Something the Galactic Imperium should bear in mind: 1) The Goon Order Of Neutral Shoving is still in an active war with WOGS Squad, a GOONS squad: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=58376 2) The Goon Order Of Neutral Shoving is still in an active war with a wide variety of alliances from the Unjust War, including ODN, IRON, and several others. Does this constitute putting the signatories in danger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proximus Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 This is a MOST interesting development. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tristesse Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 It's such a shame that the name of Neutral Shoving is dragged through the mud by such an incompetent fool, and an even bigger shame that he's dragging naiive alliances along with it. Love or hate their various exploits, I'm sure everyone here would agree that the end came long ago for old GOONS. This mockery of the dead of those long ago wars is disgusting, and it makes me sick to see others being hoodwinked by this idiot. Galactic Imperium, you have no idea what you may brought upon yourself by allying with such scum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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