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Well, it's a lot easier to read than the usual crap spewed out of Pacifica, I think this is the first NPO work I've actually enjoyed reading.

[mild sarcasm]I'll be interested to see if your Emperor goes through with his plan to join Frostbite.[/mild sarcasm]

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Apparently no funny ha-ha allowed for the NPO, guys. The comedy circuit has been dominated by anti-NPO for so long our jokes look like alien turds (and that's just the MS paint).

Must. Be. Seriuz.

But then again, seriuz isn't allowed, either. :unsure:

Actually your blind assumption that no one enjoyed this is ironic. If read through the thread you'll notice only a few people (2?) took this as serious. Most people, regardless of side, got a chuckle out of it.

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I'm a little hesitant to comment on this because I missed the fake screenshot of Admin. However, what remains of this announcement made me LOL. Nicely done, Sir Paul. Of course now that you've declared victory in your war against OV, I'm sure your exit strategy will be formalized shortly, which will no doubt hasten your speedy acceptance into Frostbite.

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Apparently no funny ha-ha allowed for the NPO, guys. The comedy circuit has been dominated by anti-NPO for so long our jokes look like alien turds (and that's just the MS paint).

Must. Be. Seriuz.

But then again, seriuz isn't allowed, either. :unsure:

NPOHaterz: Down with the NPO!

NPO: Why?

NPOHaterz: Shut up!

NPO: ...

NPOHaterz: Where's those ebil Pacificans? Prob'ly lurkin' around, stirrin' up....

NPO: Right here, mate.

NPOHaterz: Shut up and die!

NPO: But listen, let's talk about this seriously...

NPOHaterz: You're stupid. I hate you. Your argument is full of holes.

NPO: But -

NPOHaterz: No! Shut up!!!111!!11!

NPO: Butt...

NPOHaterz: That's not funny. Don't say anything. But don't say nothing, either.

heh...

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*Big Z air drops a special care package, just for Moo

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:ph34r:

They lied to you.....those are actually buffalo patties.....which I love. However, I don't believe I can eat that much cholesteror and saturated fats in one sitting. So, care to split it with me?

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They lied to you.....those are actually buffalo patties.....which I love. However, I don't believe I can eat that much cholesteror and saturated fats in one sitting. So, care to split it with me?

Normally, considering my legendary appetite for food-induced near-death experiences, I'd offer my services.

Alas, the meat seems undercooked, and thus I can not touch it.

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There is nothing more to say than "Mission Accomplished " :P

In a statement released by VektorZero, it was revealed that "the members of Frostbite and the Pacific Order believe that we've screwed each other so much that at this point getting married seems like the only practical course of action."

It is about time for pure passion to reach a new level

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Just so no one else makes a fool of themselves, the Tabloid Tribune is a tabloid and is therefore not to be taken seriously. Come on people.

Nice work, Sir Paul. Good to see you doing this again. I especially laughed at the Frostbite article. Your "fact" checkers are top notch.

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