Big Z Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 They lied to you.....those are actually buffalo patties.....which I love. However, I don't believe I can eat that much cholesteror and saturated fats in one sitting. So, care to split it with me? Sure, but we'll have to go to the sekrit cupcakery compound to share with the other cupcakers. I know Delta absolutely loves these burgers, though strange they're buffalo patties. Next time I'll drop beef patties for you, Hoo must have changed my order )): Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SithPie Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Congrats on your victory in the NPO-OV War. Try not to be so hard on them with harsh terms NPO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 We will not impose draconian terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) We will not impose draconian terms. Indeed, our war was simply about justice, almost 'karma' you could say. OOC: Zing! Edited June 24, 2009 by James Dahl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphanus Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 lol, good read. I enjoyed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracles the Great Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 A masterful piece of writing - well done sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomInterrupt Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Something like this? Or this? Way better than TWiP. Awesome work, Paul. I get sarcasm and satire, but those images are actually just insulting. The article in the OP seemed pretty forced, which didn't make it funny to me. But it was a nice effort I guess. Someday, it is my hope that, perhaps even some training, people will learn to separate a thread about the hypothetical aftermath of the war from a thread reporting facts. Informed speculation is just that, informed speculation.Indeed, had anyone of those snickering at my expense had bothered to do more than just glance at my words, they would have realized that while I put the possibility of NPO joining Frostbite (or least being allied with them) in a longer speculative piece regarding NPO's future, I also placed a number of qualifications on it (such as...NPO would even exist). I also indicated that it would be a bad idea. But instead we get this group that seems to naturally fall into the usual routine of pointing and laughing at someone when they say something that falls outside the rules of the "social club". Let it drop. You're boring the hell out of me. You came up with a stupid idea, and people told you it was stupid. It had nothing to do with any kind of social clubs... All the qualifications and excuses in the world wont take a stupid idea and make it reasonable. Plus it displayed your total ignorance of what Frostbite is which doesn't help your "argument" much at all. So sack up, take the hit to your ego, and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youwish959 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Glad to have you in Frostbite, NPO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lennox Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I see you still haven't learned your lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrotskysRevenge Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Again, since some people just don't get the concept of a tabloid, even with Sponge's excellent explanation. Tabloid = sarcasm = not meant to be taken seriously. Honestly, if some of you could just get over your serious political selves for a moment, you might actually laugh. And if not, you would recognize a tabloid for what it is. Unless, of course, you can only laugh along party lines. And if creating satire means that Pacifica has not learned her lesson, then I guess she has not. Sir Paul is back and this is only the beginning of another great chapter in the history of the Tabloid Tribune. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIdiot the Great Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Good piece, Sir Paul, I enjoyed it. Hope to see more stuff like this out of you folks in the future. Regards, VI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sci Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! That's the sound of the OP flying over your head. XD Great post Sir Paul. I've always enjoyed your news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sethb Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 We will not impose draconian terms. We thank you for showing mercy in our beaten state. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doitzel Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Someday, it is my hope that, perhaps even some training, people will learn to separate a thread about the hypothetical aftermath of the war from a thread reporting facts. Informed speculation is just that, informed speculation.Indeed, had anyone of those snickering at my expense had bothered to do more than just glance at my words, they would have realized that while I put the possibility of NPO joining Frostbite (or least being allied with them) in a longer speculative piece regarding NPO's future, I also placed a number of qualifications on it (such as...NPO would even exist). I also indicated that it would be a bad idea. But instead we get this group that seems to naturally fall into the usual routine of pointing and laughing at someone when they say something that falls outside the rules of the "social club". Let it drop. You're boring the hell out of me. Man. Even I can't take myself this seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vilien Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 We will not impose draconian terms. Why don't you go look up the meaning of "draconian"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tromp Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 While it may seem inconceivable for the Order to join a treaty with these four alliances, the move actually makes perfect sense: they've all worked together before, they all have a common ancestry, and they all are mistrustful of the Dutch. Now that disappoints me. Heh, good read, would read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WcaesarD Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Wow, victory over OV and a Delceration of peace with Akatsuki? You guys are on a roll! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heft Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 This is a complete joke. Yes, yes it is. Congratulations on this realization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingzog Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Kingzog, we all love well-written and amusing joke threads. I will agree the moment I find one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petrovich4 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Everyone should just chill. I enjoyed the read - thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pericles8th Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) We will not impose draconian terms. Now THAT's some real news. It is almost like reading a story where a politician did NOT cheat on his wife lol... And, this was a great read... tabloids are the bomb it is here where the REAL world events take place. Trust newspapers if you like as for me, in my nuclear bunker with my AM radio, tabloids are the only read. Edited June 24, 2009 by Leviathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 We thank you for showing mercy in our beaten state. That's quite alright, but don't push your luck. I'll be watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qazzian Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Vlad, if that was the case, maybe we shouldn't have nuked FOK nations, giving them giant mutated soldiers in the first place. Sir Paul, an excellent read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinan Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 That's quite alright, but don't push your luck. I'll be watching. A classic to be sure. That really takes me back. We Sith are also very distrusting of the Dutch. What with their wooden shoes and windmills, and...............well you get the idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeyStroke Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 We lost all those people in the war Ursarkar E Creed will be disappointed in your evaluation of his skills, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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