We’re All Mad(lads) Here

[AkkenNovikov]

 

 

 

Last year, under a different affiliation, the membership of Madlads Union fell victim to an unprovoked assault by the MONGOLS.

In the aftermath, the enemy admitted their actions were without justification.

Gathering allies, we sought justice, and many stood by our side, recognizing the unjust nature of the attack.

Many came to our aid, both in battle and in diplomacy, to correct this wrong.

Astoundingly, Nordreich chose a different path.

Betrayal came from those we once called friends, as Nordreich turned its back on us in our time of need.

Arrogantly, they broke our treaty, offering silence and hostility instead of aid.

Left without support, we saw their true colors as they reveled in their treachery.

Lurking in shadows, we rebuilt and restocked, preparing for retribution.

Stopping at nothing short of Nordreich's downfall, we will exact justice on the field of battle.

Madlads Union, Doom Squad and Post Grunge Supergroup declare war on Nordreich.

 

For Madlads Union
AkkenNovikov
Comrade Sauce
Mobius

 

For Doom Squad
Lord Hershey
Adude
Blamange
Hershicus

 

For Post Grunge Supergroup
SoloRocket // Jason8 //  Serberus // masterhakai // Mistral // Xamaeron // Mochi //  Le Trou

 

 

 

 

[Lord Hershey]

 

We shall follow you into battle!

[Master Hakai]

 

Here for my fav madlad queens boy i wish you would

 

[Masterchief777]

Very neat and cool 

[Comrade Sauce]

Love those DOOM fellas, they can get it

[Jason8]

I'm just here for the casualties.

And the Madlads.

[ADude]

I’m here for the casualties 🫡

[probablymochi]

Warfare has never looked so good.

[KameraadLenin]

you're claiming a CB cause nor didn't defend the alliance y'all splintered from? That's a new one lol.

 

[Leftie]

Good day. I am here doing things. Totally normal non shifty things.

[dev0win]

"under a different affiliation" this is the best worst CB ever.

[Franz Ferdinand]

On the one hand, war against Nordreich is always good. On the other hand, the title isn't the most imaginative...

[Gh0s7]

So it begins! We ride for a noble cause

 

o7 DoomSquad

o7 Madlads

o7 PGS

[CrinkledStraw]

Little odd and little late, but

Okay

Lol.

[Electron Sponge]

7 minutes ago, KameraadLenin said:

you're claiming a CB cause nor didn't defend the alliance y'all splintered from? That's a new one lol.

 

[firingline]

14 minutes ago, dev0win said:

"under a different affiliation" this is the best worst CB ever.

You used the actions of one alliance (DBDC) to declare war on another (DS.)

 

 You probably shouldn’t be the one trying to make this claim.

[Bionic redhead]

Not showing you enough sympathy to you after another alliance declared war on you is certainly a weird reason for attacking an alliance.

[firingline]

13 minutes ago, Bionic redhead said:

Not showing you enough sympathy to you after another alliance declared war on you is certainly a weird reason for attacking an alliance.

 

My man absolutely nobody has had the balls to do anything for the last two years. Would you stop complaining?

[Johnny Apocalypse]

25 minutes ago, Bionic redhead said:

Not showing you enough sympathy to you after another alliance declared war on you is certainly a weird reason for attacking an alliance.

 

I mean so is the CB cited by The Wolves (the same alliance that hit the present-day members of Madlads Union and UCR) against TPE about that "Beer Tax"

 

Also it's not "sympathy" it's that they did not honour the treaty that Nordreich had with UCR at the time and instead told them to "$%&@ off" when they approached Nordreich to ask for help against The Wolves. Madlads Union didn't forget this and are in a position to give Nordreich a reasonably deserved clapback.

 

It's not that weird as reasons go. So how about less complaining; more relishing in the fact someone started a fight for once- or is that now something which people are adamantly against?

Edited yesterday at 09:28 PM by Johnny Apocalypse

[Bionic redhead]

7 minutes ago, firingline said:

 

My man absolutely nobody has had the balls to do anything for the last two years. Would you stop complaining?

 

Can nobody think up a good reason to go to war any more? If that's the best excuse RFI can come up with then I'd rather they stick to "we're going to war because we don't like you". At least that would be honest.

[Gh0s7]

1 minute ago, Bionic redhead said:

 

Can nobody think up a good reason to go to war any more? If that's the best excuse RFI can come up with then I'd rather they stick to "we're going to war because we don't like you". At least that would be honest.

You would whined no matter what reason was used, lol. It's your perpetual state of being.

 

Fark is welcome to hit one of us if they don't like it. I, personally, have no wars and I would welcome the change of that status. So feel free.

[firingline]

1 minute ago, Bionic redhead said:

 

Can nobody think up a good reason to go to war any more? If that's the best excuse RFI can come up with then I'd rather they stick to "we're going to war because we don't like you". At least that would be honest.

 

All you do is complain. You've never once done or contributed anything of your own.

 

RFI started a war. YOU had the opportunity to start a war - and you could've done it the way you thought proper. But you didn't. You sat there being a sniveling, whiny baby. So forgive me if I don't want to hear your critiques of those who actually went to the effort of making something happen.

 

[Jason8]

2 minutes ago, Bionic redhead said:

 

Can nobody think up a good reason to go to war any more? If that's the best excuse RFI can come up with then I'd rather they stick to "we're going to war because we don't like you". At least that would be honest.

Reread the OP.

[Johnny Apocalypse]

4 minutes ago, Bionic redhead said:

 

Can nobody think up a good reason to go to war any more? If that's the best excuse RFI can come up with then I'd rather they stick to "we're going to war because we don't like you". At least that would be honest.

 

I'm pretty sure "we don't like you" is an inherent part what plays into the CB cited. You know, on account of Nordreich not simply ignoring their treaty obligations to UCR but actively telling their treaty partner to "$%&@ off" when they were approached.

 

Also for bad CBs I refer you again to The Wolves CB against TPE which would be better understood as; "I'm bored and this is the only alliance I was able to hit without NG or NPO cancelling on me"

[Bionic redhead]

2 minutes ago, Jason8 said:

Reread the OP.

 

Can't, sorry. I have botha.

 

2 minutes ago, firingline said:

 

All you do is complain. You've never once done or contributed anything of your own.

 

RFI started a war. YOU had the opportunity to start a war - and you could've done it the way you thought proper. But you didn't. You sat there being a sniveling, whiny baby. So forgive me if I don't want to hear your critiques of those who actually went to the effort of making something happen.

 

 

YOU had the opportunity to start a war - and you could've done it the way I thought proper. But you didn't. You sat there and spied on small, barely active nations while considering yourself god's gift to cybernations. So forgive me if I get confused as to why everything's on me when you made little effort to make something happen.