Comrade Sauce

Absolutely based treaty, I especially like that one gif

Treaty Text 1) No Funny Business; GATO and Madlads Union agree to not pursue any kind of underhanded funny business against each other. In the event that we see any funny business being committed at the expense of either party? It is understood by both parties that a real Madlad wouldn't stand for it and neither will their very ordinary pals in GATO. Both alliances will always support each other. 2) Sneakin' about and Sharing secrets; Whenever it's time to be getting ready for brawl, it's always best to keep your pals in the loop and vice versa. For example; if we find out a rival gang wants a piece of the other, or that the Filth have been knocking doors asking after them for whatever reason? We don't keep it a secret from one another. That'd be daft. Both GATO and Madlads Union (MU) will tell each other and start polishing our best blunt instruments or preparing the necessary alibis- just in case. 3) A Perfectly Ordinary and Reasonable Promise; In the event that someone decides to go ahead and start a scrap with either alliance? The cretins making trouble for us with physical violence will be met with a joint retaliatory pursuit of ultra-violence in each other's defense 4) "Just look at 'em, they're begging for a smack" When marauding about through the streets of Planet Bob, if either a Madlad or Ordinary GATO Guy get a glimpse of someone giving them the evil eye and it isn't the first time? If GATO or Madlads want to approach and ask "What are you lookin' at?" resulting in violence? It'd be ideal if all the gang decided to pile in but if either alliance choose to sit out, then the attacking alliance will respect their decision and understand that they kicked it off themselves and it doesn't mean they don't they still have each others backs. 5) Getting a round in; It's thirsty work marauding the streets all day so naturally we'll probably end up at the pub and neck a few pints. It should go without saying that GATO or Madlads will get a big bag of cans for the lads to share instead if the other is a bit strapped for moolah/cash. Any coins leftover after buying the big bag of cans can be kept as a a token of appreciation that might go towards another bag of cans another time (or maybe a Twix and a pack of smokes) 6) Joining Different Gangs; In the rare occasion that GATO or Madlads Union (MU) decide not to go monstering the public together anymore for whatever reason? We won't air our dirties about it ('cause it's none of your business) out of respect for the other and this Binding of the Triumphantly Ordinary Man shall remain in effect for 72 hours after notice has been given. GATO Signatories WANA, Assembly Chairperson, on Behalf of the General Assembly Johnny Apocalypse, Deputy Chairperson Madlads Union Signatories AkkenNovikov, Chief Exec. of Foreign Affairs Mobius, Chief Exec. of Finance Comrade Sauce, Chief Exec. of Interior and Defense

Saucy indeed

I've always been more of a BUTT man than a CHEST man. Think we'll fit right in.