James Spanier Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 [This is where a flag would go, IF I HAD ONE] During January 23, 2021’s reset, The Phoenix Federation, along with Kashmir, Haven, The Lords Cavalry, and Ordo Cyberneticus declared war against CLAWS, an alliance member of our defensive bloc, Roll For Initiative. After about twenty minutes of waiting, the offending coalition has failed to provide any valid reason or any compelling evidence to justify this conflict not including Argent despite assurances that it would, prompting Argent to treat this as a cowardly and opportunistic counter offensive. Regardless of whatever reason they may have, we find it hard to justify just under 100 nations invading our ally’s 125 nations, but not ours, not to mention not invading Global Alliance And Treaty Organization. As a consequence of this war and the consistent pattern of targeted counter offensives which has preceded it, the singular force of Argent hereby declares a state of war against The Phoenix Federation in defense of CLAWS. Good luck, have fun. Signed for Argent: Lowsten, The Great and Powerful Emperor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 so why toilet paper factory in particular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Just now, Master Hakai said: so why toilet paper factory in particular Two reasons. 1) They posted the DoW. 2) They had a nation in my range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrinkledStraw Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, James Spanier said: Two reasons. 1) They posted the DoW. 2) They had a nation in my range. So, from these reasons, you couldn't figure out why CLAWS? "After about twenty minutes of waiting, the offending coalition has failed to provide any valid reason or any compelling evidence to justify this conflict..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, CrinkledStraw said: So, from these reasons, you couldn't figure out why CLAWS? "After about twenty minutes of waiting, the offending coalition has failed to provide any valid reason or any compelling evidence to justify this conflict..." But I was told I'd get candy in my basket too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Just now, CrinkledStraw said: So, from these reasons, you couldn't figure out why CLAWS? "After about twenty minutes of waiting, the offending coalition has failed to provide any valid reason or any compelling evidence to justify this conflict..." 11 minutes ago, James Spanier said: [This is where a flag would go, IF I HAD ONE] During January 23, 2021’s reset, The Phoenix Federation, along with Kashmir, Haven, The Lords Cavalry, and Ordo Cyberneticus declared war against CLAWS, an alliance member of our defensive bloc, Roll For Initiative. After about twenty minutes of waiting, the offending coalition has failed to provide any valid reason or any compelling evidence to justify this conflict not including Argent despite assurances that it would, prompting Argent to treat this as a cowardly and opportunistic counter offensive. Maybe you just weren’t important enough to justify being included. Its clear most of the plotting from your side against ng and cobra comes from one crate of bad apples in particular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 By the decree of King Cobra - Emissary of Boognish. I hereby grant you and GATO passage to defend your allies. For I am a benevolent king: /s/ King Cobra - Johnny Apocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kapleo Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Honestly? I'm cool with the rest of RFI, kinda have a soft spot for Tevron too, for whatever reason. Claws always seem to be the issue. Anyways, hostilities acknowledged, mate. Like good ole days. Have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Spanier Posted January 24, 2021 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 minute ago, Tankobite said: Maybe you just weren’t important enough to justify being included. Its clear most of the plotting from your side against ng and cobra comes from one crate of bad apples in particular. No no no, you don't understand, not a crate, a basket. You guys can even use the phrase "basket of deplorables", it checks out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 4 minutes ago, James Spanier said: No no no, you don't understand, not a crate, a basket. You guys can even use the phrase "basket of deplorables", it checks out. No, I like crates of bad apples better. Cobra is the basket case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 You really do not understand why they chose certain targets? Or is this suppose to be funny? I don't get you kids today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 41 minutes ago, Tankobite said: Maybe you just weren’t important enough to justify being included. Its clear most of the plotting from your side against ng and cobra comes from one crate of bad apples in particular. Was "my mom says I'm special!" one of your favorite sayings growing up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 Dragon > Phoenix Unfortunately I'm in anarchy. 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, janax said: Dragon > Phoenix Unfortunately I'm in anarchy. 😢 Sorry bout that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janax Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Thrash said: Sorry bout that. 😒 I don't think there is any actual sorrow in this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 minutes ago, janax said: 😒 I don't think there is any actual sorrow in this Of course not. Casualties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 hour ago, James Spanier said: [This is where a flag would go, IF I HAD ONE] During January 23, 2021’s reset, The Phoenix Federation, along with Kashmir, Haven, The Lords Cavalry, and Ordo Cyberneticus declared war against CLAWS, an alliance member of our defensive bloc, Roll For Initiative. After about twenty minutes of waiting, the offending coalition has failed to provide any valid reason or any compelling evidence to justify this conflict not including Argent despite assurances that it would, prompting Argent to treat this as a cowardly and opportunistic counter offensive. Regardless of whatever reason they may have, we find it hard to justify just under 100 nations invading our ally’s 125 nations, but not ours, not to mention not invading Global Alliance And Treaty Organization. As a consequence of this war and the consistent pattern of targeted counter offensives which has preceded it, the singular force of Argent hereby declares a state of war against The Phoenix Federation in defense of CLAWS. Good luck, have fun. Signed for Argent: Lowsten, The Great and Powerful Emperor You cannot actually be this infallibly stupid. Or can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 3 hours ago, James Spanier said: but not ours, not to mention not invading Global Alliance And Treaty Organization. Actual crime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 4 hours ago, janax said: Was "my mom says I'm special!" one of your favorite sayings growing up? JFYI everyone's special, mothers just know better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 9 hours ago, janax said: Was "my mom says I'm special!" one of your favorite sayings growing up? Sounds like I touched a nerve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 6 hours ago, Tevron said: Actual crime. But how would that help brown team unity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolegdai Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 14 hours ago, Caustic said: You cannot actually be this infallibly stupid. Or can you? You're the one who read this and thought to yourself: "this must be in ernest, what an idiot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustic Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 1 hour ago, Nolegdai said: You're the one who read this and thought to yourself: "this must be in ernest, what an idiot." You are correct, simpleton. There was nothing in the OP that would possibly make anyone think otherwise. Also, "earnest." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tankobite Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 20 minutes ago, Caustic said: You are correct, simpleton. There was nothing in the OP that would possibly make anyone think otherwise. Also, "earnest." The importance of being earnest.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolegdai Posted January 24, 2021 Report Share Posted January 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, Caustic said: You are correct, simpleton. There was nothing in the OP that would possibly make anyone think otherwise. Also, "earnest." Did your recognition of a spelling error excite you? Did it spark that fatedly fleeting feeling of aptitude inside you? Did it justify the use of base insults for you? With insight like yours, your alliance is certain to be infallible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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