[Questions: Deal Breakers]

If they don't get my jokes.

[Questions: Christmas Music, Friend or Foe?]

It's called classic Christmas music.

[Memories]

I don't know if you're quitting but, if you are, this is actually worse than killing our baby.

[you're going down, Burnsey!]

Team Lefty

[you're going down, Burnsey!]

you are a coward who has always been a coward; color me unsurprised.

Want to sign a NAP?

[you're going down, Burnsey!]

Team Burnsey

[you're going down, Burnsey!]

o/ Burnsey

[Oh right, this thing here.]

"Treat your children well and they will reward you later"....in bed.

Seriously, worst fortune cookie, ever.

You won't be saying that after they find a way to literally, sleep on a cloud.

[Oh right, this thing here.]

I want to be creative with you...in bed.

[Oh Yes, We Are Going To Have This Argument; ATTN Goldielax]

Now Frans, that doesn't look like proper MLA format :v

[Oh Yes, We Are Going To Have This Argument; ATTN Goldielax]

Is Goldielax a play off of Goldie locks?

[What Penkala doesn't get:]

Haha, you go to church.

If you a scared ********** go to church.

[Why I don't Celebrate Thanksgiving]

tl;dr: white people are bad and they kill poor non-whites who never did anything wrong

I ain't never killed a man who didn't deserve it.

[Why I don't Celebrate Thanksgiving]

Guys shut up. You've ruined a perfectly good thread about the word, "Granada". Just let it roll off your tongue and tell me if you don't feel like you just creamed your pants.

[Why I don't Celebrate Thanksgiving]

You know, I could care less about this but, I'd like to draw your attention to the word, "Granada". Now say it slowly. It's a pretty sweet word.

[Sup VA]

Are you going to run and hide behind a bigger alliance like a sissy, again? I would somewhat admire you for taking the initiative in dealing with your disputes by going rogue, if of course you actually showed some testicular fortitude, and didn't try to run and hide.

Hey bud, I know all that testicular fortitude you have, so much you couldn't even fill BK nor his slots. Anyway, he didn't hide behind an alliance, he just beat yours.

[A curious milestone.]

Proves the hegemony is evil. Well, ex-hegemony.

[Sup VA]

Can I raid BK again?

[A Little Pageantry]

For the record, parents are often vicarious people for better or for worse. For example, my father loves football and when I was younger, he got me into a lot of the football a lot. I LOVED THIS. I love it to a point where I've considered being a professional scout, GM, or a coach in the future. Though, making your boy flamboyant, as he most likely will be because that's what the competitions are based on, will probably cause a lot of torment by his peers.

Another terrible consequence from this is that it's creating drama queens. Just watch one of those stupid TLC shows and you'll see the next drama queens hanging around a back alley way looking to get their fix because the parents never loved them because they never lost.

Also, yeah pedophiles probably make up the majority of those who watch. That said, same with Disney channel, I mean, Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez. My God. However, I don't think the LLWS is driven by pedophiles however, it's probably the worst thing on ESPN.

[Questions: The Price of Admission]

I don't necessarily have any of them. That said, if I just don't feel you than it's usually a no go.

[Veteran's/Armistice Day]

Needs more days off of school, tbqh.

[ATTN: Subtleknifewielder and GVChamp]

You didn't have the foresight to realize your mortal enemies might not be the most reliable trade partners?

This is the micro on red that HoT was talking about in WCE.

[ATTN: Subtleknifewielder and GVChamp]

Roll CoJ

[Patience: It Really Does Pay Off]

I wish I had as much patience as you. I know I would have key'd and potato'd his car.

[Highlights from WCE: Director's Cut]

When you guys set up that dummy microalliance let us know so we can raid it.

It's called Brotherhood of Steel :v