notadolfhitler Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj254/nerau/OwfBannerIRON-MHA.png[/img][/center] [quote][center][size="5"][b]Whoa! We Won’t Want to Wage War Writ[/b][/size] [/center] [b]Preamble?[/b] [b]Article I: Iron swords cannot cut harmless towels, and vice-versa [/b] Contrary to popular belief, MHA and IRON do not like to fight each other. I know you are saying Whoa! They won’t want to wage war against each other anymore!?!?! Deal with it. We are going to remain at peace. [b]Article II: Pointless article that is in every treaty [/b] Yes, it is the sovereignty article. Duh, of course, we remain sovereign; this is not a merger. [b]Article IV: We are intelligent, are you? [/b] IRON pledges to be intelligent, MHA pledges to do the same. In being intelligent, we intelligently decided that it would be most intelligent if we shared intelligence in an intelligent fashion. [b]Article V: Regarding Article III [/b] There is no Article III. It is our agreement; we can number the articles how we want. Oh yeah, and avert your eyes. [b]Article VI: Iron towels work best [/b] We realize that Iron towels far exceed the power of Iron swords or Harmless towels. One may ask, “How did you discover this?” We will tell you the same thing repeatedly, we discovered it on the battlefield; when we were into fighting each other, two warrior’s weapons collided and formed a super weapon. It was an Iron towel. Acknowledging such, we have decided that it would be best to leave open the option to defend one another, without obligation that is, in order to be able to unleash the fearsome Iron towel when it is needed. [b]Article VII: Iron towels’ brittleness [/b] Iron towels can be brittle if left unattended. Similarly, any writ regarding war waging is brittle, including the Whoa! We Won’t Want to Wage War Writ. As such, if this writ is left unattended for a period of three months, it falls apart and becomes void. [b]Article VII+1: If we have the urge to fight each other again [/b] In the unlikely event that IRON wants to fight MHA or MHA wants to fight IRON, then this writ maybe cancelled by giving the other a 48 hour notice. [b]Article 42: Panicking[/b] Both MHA and IRON don’t panic. [b]Article W: Signatures[/b] For MHA: [b]Dynasty[/b], Triumvir [b]Cable77[/b], Triumvir [b]El Presidente[/b], Triumvir For IRON: [b]Mcrabt[/b], President [b]Not Adolf Hitler[/b], Secretary of State, IRON Councilor [b]cristoir[/b], Deputy Secretary of State, IRON Councilor [b]Rand0m Her0[/b], Minister of Defense, IRON Councilor [b]Theophilos[/b], Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor [b]BCNDwilson[/b], Deputy Minister of Internal Affairs, IRON Councilor [b]Matt Miller[/b], Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor [b]Queltocz[/b], Deputy Minister of the Vault, IRON Councilor[/quote] Edited February 15, 2011 by not adolf hitler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peron Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) Glad to see this after such a long time with working with MHA gov in both peace and war time. Glad to see this finally happen! o/ MHA o/ IRON To a better future o/ Edited February 15, 2011 by peron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 A treaty?!?!?!? [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif[/img] Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MVP Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congrats on IRON's new found path of neutrality and idleness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom Zak Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 o/ MHA Scytale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaoshawk Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congratulations on your Iron towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NLights Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congratulations to you both! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 thanks alot Notadolfhitler St. Louis sucks and on another note, yay us o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wabooz Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congrats on IRON's new found path of neutrality and idleness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salmia Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) Congratulations! Cable NAH..... all I can say is the s are coming for you to steal your towels. Edited February 15, 2011 by Salmia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shahenshah Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 (edited) Congrats on IRON's new found path of neutrality and idleness. MHA Edited February 15, 2011 by shahenshah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragashingo Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 It expires if y'all don't update it in three months? I take it this ODP (if I read the "fancy language right) is a stepping stone to more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RePePe Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congratulations to our brothers in IRON and also to MHA. You have found a good ally in IRON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboooe Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Terribly worded guys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythicknight Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congrats on IRON's new found path of neutrality and idleness. [img]http://torn.sharuntech.com/public/style_emoticons/default/batmandelaysmiley.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peron Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 [quote name='Ragashingo' timestamp='1297736061' post='2633747'] It expires if y'all don't update it in three months? I take it this ODP (if I read the "fancy language right) is a stepping stone to more? [/quote] Hopefully, yes. I blame the poets in MHA for the wording. Or NAH. Either are viable options. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIEIXIAIS Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Good choice IRON, and congrats MHA. o/ IRON o/ MHA o/ Duckroll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbun Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congrats!! o/ IRON o/ MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavik Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 I like how the intelligence article is the one that miscounts. Well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congrats to both alliances on the treaty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Congrats guys o/ IRON o/ MHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles the Great Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 o/ IRON o/ MHA o/ OUT ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 [quote name='The MVP' timestamp='1297735681' post='2633736'] Congrats on IRON's new found path of neutrality and idleness. [/quote] [quote name='Wabooz' timestamp='1297735908' post='2633742'] Congrats on IRON's new found path of neutrality and idleness. [/quote] [quote name='mythicknight' timestamp='1297736381' post='2633759'] Congrats on IRON's new found path of neutrality and idleness. [img]http://torn.sharuntech.com/public/style_emoticons/default/batmandelaysmiley.jpg[/img] [/quote] Great minds think alike? Cute wording on the treaty, nice OADP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 Im well aware of both of your terribleness but uh...whos the meatshield in this relationship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragashingo Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 [quote name='peron' timestamp='1297736963' post='2633779'] Hopefully, yes. I blame the poets in MHA for the wording. Or NAH. Either are viable options. [/quote] Good luck then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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