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A Final Announcement from Knight Anarch of the Mushroom Kingdom

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There comes a time in the course of human events that a man cannot escape his origins; when he must face his past and fulfill his destiny. For me, that is today.

To many, my origins are a mystery. Indeed, I am the longest continually serving member of the Mushroom Kingdom, and many simply assume I sprang forth fully formed from the mind of Archon. But I do have a past, and it calls out to me across the ages. While that past will put me on a collision course with the most powerful and petty men in the world, I must heed the call of my ancestors and confront the divine right I possess and use it for the benefit of my people.

As many of you know, the New Pacific Order is currently ruled by Emperor Cortath and his pompous, reckless Imperial Officers. It has been incredibly painful for me to watch this noble alliance use its hard-won position to bully, raid, and extort, especially from those who helped install the New Pacific Order Co-Prosperity Sphere. The high-ground has been relinquished in a writhing pit of profanity and power. The treatment suffered by the Order is now used as a guide on how she will treat others.

Due to the aforementioned situation, I now know that if the Order is to be ruled properly, I must do it personally. As such, I am retiring from my position as Knight, and declaring myself a Pretender to the Throne. The Shrooms have granted me political asylum and I am setting up a shadow government in Artolia that will be in waiting until the Glorious Revolution installs the rightful Emperor on the Throne. Make no mistake: this will not be a violent invasion or reckless takeover, but a peaceful transition demanded by the people to remove the illegitimate princes and their enabling father from power.

Under my rule, the Order will not hold alliances responsible for disavowed members, raiding will be prohibited, aliens will be treated with dignity, and reparations will be outlawed.


BE IT SO ORDERED,

Emperor Anarch
Senior Industrial Regent and Sovereign of the New Pacific Order
January 15, 2011

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[quote name='Ying Yang Mafia' timestamp='1295154174' post='2576666']
*giggles?
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No. Please don't.

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I shall follow you, my liege.


Junior command of the Pacifican Military is at your service.

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May your justice spread through every evil vein of the New Pacific Order and fuel them to a new beginning.

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o/ the true ruler of Pacifica.

Please make a government channel in exile so I can find you while you dispose of Corath.

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[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1295154485' post='2576685']
Sir Paul Wannabe?
[/quote]
Except I don't see Sir Paul actually attacking us :)

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Anarch, as sad is it makes me to see you leave the Kingdom, your rightful place is at the helm of Pacifica. Godspeed.

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[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1295154485' post='2576685']
Sir Paul Wannabe?
[/quote]

Well, he did put his money where his mouth was, unlike Sir Paul.

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[quote name='BlkAK47_002' timestamp='1295154480' post='2576684']
So basically "NO U"
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No, he actually attacked the false Emperor.

Do you not recognize the rightful heir of the Pacifican throne when you see him?

Edited by tamerlane

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Can we stop comparing Anarch to Sir Paul? It's insulting to Senior Industrial Regent and Sovereign of the New Pacific Order.

Thanks.

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[quote name='TheNeverender' timestamp='1295154541' post='2576690']
Well, he did put his money where his mouth was, unlike Sir Paul.
[/quote]And that makes this something other then a rip off of a SP joke how?

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