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Got a couple things to go over here today; normally we're a pretty quiet group, but we've had some big happenings in the alliance so it's about time for another announcement. First off, today we (re)hit the 1 million NS milestone:
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The more attentive of you will note that as of this moment we're a fair bit below that, but we've just had one of our larger nations reform an old alliance of his; no worries, we'll be back up there soon enough, if the past month's great growth rate keeps up.

Next, since we're already, here's something of a clarification on our stance on the matter of Cat Land, RED, and any other involved combatants. SWAT is a former member of the Brigade and largely considered a friend, and we bear no ill will towards him. We merely want to ensure that any RED nations under attack by a far superior foe can build back up after being nuked and such, and we've pledged our aid slots to their growth as soon as their own open up. We want to see an open playing field between all combatants that favors no side in particular, and our aid comes in response to others aiding the aggressive side. We do not, however, intend to aid Sajasabie as, unlike RED, they chose to enter the engagement with full knowledge of the risks and willingness to accept them. We do, however, commend their bravery in taking on a difficult task such as this; even with a numerical advantage, SWAT has a far superior military. If you have any other questions not addressed here, I'd be glad to answer them.

Now, with that out of the way, our friends at RIA have a little announcement to share with you...

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:ph34r:

In other news...

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[size=14pt][size="3"]Cactuar-kun Greatly Enliven the World Even More!!! Brigade[/size][/size]
世界を大いに盛り上げるためのサボテンダー君の団!!![/center]

Article a: 不可侵 (Peace)
It often comes to pass that certain unnamed individuals may want to bend the fabric of the universe and cause all manner of horrible things to occur, even cause Brigade members to fight one another. It is up to Brigade members to prevent this from occurring by keeping a certain someone entertained (ahem).

Article 11 - 軍事情報 (Intelligence)
Sometimes aliens, time travellers, ghosts, monsters, ESPers, evil crime syndicates and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes who fight said evil syndicates try and hide in plain sight by pretending to be restaurant waiters, Western Spotted Owls or trouser legs. It is the great and heroic obligation of Brigade members to notice these facts and inform other members, lest they find a slippery tentacle sliding up their trouser leg.

Article 団: What is this, I don't even...
Rarely, someone will have gotten themselves into a sticky situation such as a slippery tentacle sliding up their trouser leg. In such a situation the rest of the Brigade members are obliged to throw some sake bottles at the offender, except if the Brigade's other friends are the reason the Brigade started throwing sake bottles. If a member of the Brigade is, in fact, said slippery tentacle in disguise then the rest of the Brigade members are encouraged, but not obligated, in assisting it in fulfilling it's natural born duty.

Article D: フロリダ (Florida)
Archaeological research indicates that Florida had been inhabited for thousands of years before any European settlements. Of the many indigenous peoples, the largest known were the Ais, the Apalachee, the Calusa, the Timucua and the Tocobaga tribes.

Article baka~
Any member of the Brigade may burritos the clubroom any time they don't want to help greatly enliven the world!! anymore, but before doing that they have to put extra effort into amusing a certain someone for 2日間 and tell everyone in the Brigade what they're doing.

Signed for the ランドム インサニティ アライアンス (Random Insanity Alliance)
~シャドー (Shadow), Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
~デルターウァントゥーウァントゥー (Delta1212), Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends
~サンダー ストライク (Thunder Strike), Triumvir of Stuff, Hater of Cats and a little busy recently.
~シャドー スレイヤー (Shadow Slayer), RIA's ostracized Gov Member, Ridiculed Internal Affairs Officer, Defender of the Cactus, Ugly Adopted Step Child
~キューウァン (Queue1), Head of Military Operations - aka Q-ball, Q-Bert, Q-tip, plays Ballzo the Clown at Parties and makes vulgar balloon animals - [url=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/glh112/evil_clown.jpg]Hire me for your next birthday party [/url]
~オゲイデン (Ogaden), Extra-Dimensional Zombie HoR

Signed for the SOS Brigade
*Arrnea, Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Viceroy of the Computer Research Society, Cosplay Champion, Wielder of Unlimited Cynic Works, Originator of Paranoia, Dispenser of Ire, Lord of Delusion, Bunny Girl Extraordinaire, Master of Endless Recursions, Owner of the Frog Suit, Speaker of the Word of Haruhi, Enforcer of Her Will and All-Round Prophet of the One True Goddess
*Locke, Esper and Mysterious Transfer Student of the SOS Brigade, Empress of All Things Feline, Wielder of the Nekomimi, Catgirl Wonder, Enemy of Fun
*Myrrh-nee~, Resident Fujoshi, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity, and Mistress of the Ero
*Bernkastel, Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko of the SOS Brigade, Official Trollwitch, Unabashed Narcissist, Destroyer of Moeblobs and Lolis, Lover of Shota
*Utracia, Ordinary Human and Errand Boy, Fox Deity, Breeder of Yandere, Destroyer of Worlds, Corrupter of the Innocent
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[size="1"](MDP -> MDoAP)[/size]

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Please be disbanding please be disbanding please be dis-

*click*

...

D:

edit: okay so just in case you think I'm being mean this is my way of congratulating you

Edited by Sargun

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[quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1291608306' post='2531587']
Nice drop today from your 1m milestone, does this mean we will have another in 2-3 weeks?
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Someone hasn't been reading:
[quote name='Locke' timestamp='1291607807' post='2531577']
The more attentive of you will note that as of this moment we're a fair bit below that, but we've just had one of our larger nations reform an old alliance of his; no worries, we'll be back up there soon enough, if the past month's great growth rate keeps up.
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Also, no. We're not in the habit of making announcements for any one thing, we generally wait till we have a few. Last one was on three topics, and so was this one. If we get two more things to announce coming up on the next hit of 1 mil, maybe so, but outside of that it's unlikely.

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[quote name='Locke' timestamp='1291608546' post='2531590']
Someone hasn't been reading:

Also, no. We're not in the habit of making announcements for any one thing, we generally wait till we have a few. Last one was on three topics, and so was this one. If we get two more things to announce coming up on the next hit of 1 mil, maybe so, but outside of that it's unlikely.
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You got me

[ooc]Finn just took Watson's wicket in the ashes as I was reading, mah bad[/ooc]

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[quote name='Crushtania' timestamp='1291608665' post='2531593']
This is certainly Random and Insane...I wonder what the Superfriends make of it?
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Considering it's an MDP to MDoAP upgrade, I don't think they'll think any more of it than they did before.

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Congratulations on your upgrade with RIA and the return to 1 million NS. Granted it seems you will be passing that 1 million NS milestone again at some point in the near future. :)

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God damn it, Herr Preußen. Why'd you have to go and ruin a good thing. :awesome:

o/ Us

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I think you guys would be better off recruiting the RED nation I am hitting, because his leader seems not to care about his members.

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[quote name='SWAT128' timestamp='1291610939' post='2531642']
I think you guys would be better off recruiting the RED nation I am hitting, because his leader seems not to care about his members.
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Well, we're not in the habit of recruiting aligned nations. [IMG]http://imgur.com/PYU3Q.gif[/IMG]

That said, it is a bit sad that the only people who seem to care about their wellbeing aren't from their own alliance.

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[quote name='Arrnea' timestamp='1291610830' post='2531641']
God damn it, Herr Preußen. Why'd you have to go and ruin a good thing. :awesome:

o/ Us
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He does that :awesome:

o/ SOS

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