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[size=7][color=red][b]Fancy Topic Title—Just read the damn post[/b][/color][/size]
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[b][font="Courier New"]NEWSFLASH[/font][/b]

In an odd turn of events, the throne of Ultimate power has been usurped through a series of devious and dastardly plot twists and continuity errors. It appeared that Normality had returned to thwart any attempts at excitement and fun, when suddenly a group of gratuitous !@#$%^&* stormed the throne room and killed Normality with a can of pork & beans used as a dangerous projectile. The gruesome aftermath was served with baked potatoes and a hearty helping of corn on the cob.

The many minions and oppressed folks looked toward the band of egotistical buffoons for some sign of Hope or Direction, but naught was given. “Bring us Salvation!” they cried.

So a sack race was held to crown the new Emperor, and these were the results:

[b]Secretary General:[/b] Kevlar
[b]Deputy Secretary General:[/b] Chris_Kaos

[b]Secretary of Defense:[/b] kerschbs and wootmeister
[b]Secretary of Foreign Affairs:[/b] Grenval
[b]Secretary of Domestic Affairs:[/b] xkirra

[b]Chief Justice:[/b] King Gregory

[b]Head of Media Organization:[/b] Grenval (the HoMO)
[b]Designer-in-Chief, Knickknacks, and Nifty Unparalleled Sigs:[/b] Boyle (DiCKaNUS, lol)

The orgy begins at 8.

-Kev

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<%Kevlar> there's a lack of zessa in our thread

Is not!

Also, looks good. I'll bet RIA is drooling over your acronyms right about now, though.

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[quote name='Delta1212' timestamp='1281052788' post='2402148']
I was confused as to why you had Grenval running your military until I realized that you use the acronym HoMO to mean something else entirely.
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I discussed the position name with Chris probably a week ago and had no idea that it was actually an acronym in use in other alliances. Then, sure enough, I see an announcement with it right in there. Was too lazy to attempt any sort of saving grace name-change on it :P

-Kev

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[quote name='Seth Muscarella' timestamp='1281051684' post='2402132']
Your government titles are well beyond classy. Also, it may not be as nice as a Fark erection, but i'd erect that flag anywhere; it's incredibly well-made!
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This is all that needs saying.

o/ GARO
o/ This secsi announcement

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King Gregory as Justice and Grenval as...SoFA brings me back.

And is Grenval a comfy SoFA? Perhaps one that folds out into a bed?

...wait, so he's a HoMO SoFA? I don't want to lie down on that bed anymore...

Also, xkirra role playing as Dr. Pepper ITT.

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[quote name='kerschbs' timestamp='1281110434' post='2402767']
Woot and I are so awesome they couldn't choose one of us.
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This is pretty much true.

Kev and I were all, "They're pretty much the same person anyway. Let them figure who's top and who's bottom."

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