Kevlar Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 [center][img] http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj240/Chris_Dance/GARO/GAROwavy500.png[/img] [size=7][color=red][b]Fancy Topic Title—Just read the damn post[/b][/color][/size] [i]Italic text is used for witty banter[/i][/center] [b][font="Courier New"]NEWSFLASH[/font][/b] In an odd turn of events, the throne of Ultimate power has been usurped through a series of devious and dastardly plot twists and continuity errors. It appeared that Normality had returned to thwart any attempts at excitement and fun, when suddenly a group of gratuitous !@#$%^&* stormed the throne room and killed Normality with a can of pork & beans used as a dangerous projectile. The gruesome aftermath was served with baked potatoes and a hearty helping of corn on the cob. The many minions and oppressed folks looked toward the band of egotistical buffoons for some sign of Hope or Direction, but naught was given. “Bring us Salvation!” they cried. So a sack race was held to crown the new Emperor, and these were the results: [b]Secretary General:[/b] Kevlar [b]Deputy Secretary General:[/b] Chris_Kaos [b]Secretary of Defense:[/b] kerschbs and wootmeister [b]Secretary of Foreign Affairs:[/b] Grenval [b]Secretary of Domestic Affairs:[/b] xkirra [b]Chief Justice:[/b] King Gregory [b]Head of Media Organization:[/b] Grenval (the HoMO) [b]Designer-in-Chief, Knickknacks, and Nifty Unparalleled Sigs:[/b] Boyle (DiCKaNUS, lol) The orgy begins at 8. -Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Kaos Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 GARO. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Congratz! The Sasquatch seizes the Day! Make sure to have plenty of vacuums, I hear he is a shedder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASTABADEY Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I'll be there at 7:54 sharp Kevlar o/ GARO Obligatory [img]http://forums.theimperialassault.com/style_emoticons/default/kevlar.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wootmeister Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Hooray for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Muscarella Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Your government titles are well beyond classy. Also, it may not be as nice as a Fark erection, but i'd erect that flag anywhere; it's incredibly well-made! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Syndic Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Congrats to GARO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Kaos Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 [quote name='Seth Muscarella' timestamp='1281051684' post='2402132'] Your government titles are well beyond classy. Also, it may not be as nice as a Fark erection, but i'd erect that flag anywhere; it's incredibly well-made! [/quote] Our DiCKaNUS did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zessa Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 <%Kevlar> there's a lack of zessa in our thread Is not! Also, looks good. I'll bet RIA is drooling over your acronyms right about now, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta1212 Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 I was confused as to why you had Grenval running your military until I realized that you use the acronym HoMO to mean something else entirely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Congrats GARO. o/ Krabs O/ Boyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammykhalifa Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 totally agree on the sweet flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Well done GARO! Good to see activity from new alliances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevlar Posted August 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 [quote name='Delta1212' timestamp='1281052788' post='2402148'] I was confused as to why you had Grenval running your military until I realized that you use the acronym HoMO to mean something else entirely. [/quote] I discussed the position name with Chris probably a week ago and had no idea that it was actually an acronym in use in other alliances. Then, sure enough, I see an announcement with it right in there. Was too lazy to attempt any sort of saving grace name-change on it -Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xkirra Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Yay for GARO! Also, I like pie. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Frontier Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Congratulations Kev, and good luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empress Elizabeth Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Congrats on the Elections GARO! <3 All of you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 (edited) These may be capable gov dudes, with the exception of Boyle, but they sure are some ugly bunch of weenises. Congrats guys. Glad to see you're having fun. Edited August 6, 2010 by magicninja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb279 Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 [quote name='Seth Muscarella' timestamp='1281051684' post='2402132'] Your government titles are well beyond classy. Also, it may not be as nice as a Fark erection, but i'd erect that flag anywhere; it's incredibly well-made! [/quote] This is all that needs saying. o/ GARO o/ This secsi announcement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caius Alexandrian Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Congrats, GARO! Regarding both your activity and your richness of ideas. You guys are unique. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Sci Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 King Gregory as Justice and Grenval as...SoFA brings me back. And is Grenval a comfy SoFA? Perhaps one that folds out into a bed? ...wait, so he's a HoMO SoFA? I don't want to lie down on that bed anymore... Also, xkirra role playing as Dr. Pepper ITT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 So cool words cannot begin to describe, Congratz guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 Woot and I are so awesome they couldn't choose one of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Kaos Posted August 6, 2010 Report Share Posted August 6, 2010 [quote name='kerschbs' timestamp='1281110434' post='2402767'] Woot and I are so awesome they couldn't choose one of us. [/quote] This is pretty much true. Kev and I were all, "They're pretty much the same person anyway. Let them figure who's top and who's bottom." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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