Alistair Thorrington Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] Greeting, It are I, Park Hwang-Bo, are return to informed you of recent excite event in North Korea. For many year, North Korea has been envy of all other alliance. After we invent nuclear weapon 1,000 year before they were first use against United States by Japan, all people look up to us as great and full of power nation. But we are here before you to announced further advancement in North Korea that will made you all shocked and awed. For further discussion of event, I allow official Dear Leader translator, Nigel Burnsley to continued. North Korea has caused immense jealously and envy the World over, because of our massive nuclear stockpile, highly trained and well-equiped armed forces, and our tasteful collection of ornamental dolls. But despite all this, North Korea still has a heart of gold. When terrorists need a helping hand with their little bombs, North Korea is always there. When South Koreans need help escaping from their decrepit and backwards quagmire, North Korea is always eagre to help kidnap them. Truly jealously is the only reason why someone would dislike North Korea. In other news, we recently held a contest to find our new flag and announcement banner. After many amusing and witty entries, we'd like to announce the following flag, designed by D34th, as NNK's official flag. [b]Peacetime Flag:[/b] [img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaFlag.png[/img] [b]Wartime Flag:[/b] [img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaWarFlag.png[/img] His prize is an autographed picture of Kim Jong-Il is his newest photo album: Showin' Skin with the Kim. All he has to pay is shipping and handling, and the reduced price of the original picture. The prize also entitles him to send the photograph back to North Korea, after payment has been received, for a chance to win an extra special mystery prize. There is even a 25% chance that this prize will be something other than nothing, perhaps even a coupon to McDonald's. NNK also completed its first elections in the 7 months of its existence. The results of which have already been posted in a boring announcement, so I'll reiterate them here in this longer, even more boring announcement. The new Government of NNK is as follows: [b][size="4"]Head of the Universe[/size][/b] [b]God:[/b] Kim Jong-Il [size="4"][b]Heads of State[/b][/size] [b]Stooge of the Interior:[/b] Gorchin [b]Stooge of Growth and Development:[/b] Alistair Thorrington [b]Stooge of the Exterior:[/b] Vesta [size="4"][b]Head of Government[/b][/size] [b]Backup Stooge (Regent):[/b] Pikachujc [size="4"][b]Government[/b][/size] [b]Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE):[/b] Dacian [b]Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD):[/b] Teh Squishy [b]Dear Leader Translator (MoFA):[/b] Pimpleman [b]Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA):[/b] Britwarlord Last on the agenda is that we've hit a minor and insignificant milestone. NNK is now 200,000 Nation Strength. As Kim Jong-Il always says, slow and steady wins the race. That's all for now, and remember: [center][img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3634/3565759415_f5b0beed7e.jpg[/img][/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachujc Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I lol'd. I'm also pretty happy to be higher up than everyone else, save 3 random people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdur Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 o/NNK. Nice flags. But not the best ones of the lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Stop linking me to this crude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infidel Israeli Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 haha, love the flags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brutilius Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Love NNK announcements. Sweet flags as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ktarthan Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Bravo. Ever a pleasurable read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dementual Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I like you guys because you're also a real alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Fame Monster Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Your announcements are always fun to read. I love the flags. Who made them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorponok Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Great announcement. Very funny. And D34TH always kills the competition . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 [quote name='Sarmatian Empire' timestamp='1280344494' post='2392727'] Stop linking me to this crude [/quote] You're in our channel. I link all of our crap there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I love the flags and the banner. Good work D34th, and congrats NNK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Millencolin Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 North Korea, best Korea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haquertal Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 [quote name='Millencolin' timestamp='1280370698' post='2393352'] North Korea, best Korea. [/quote] This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodrod Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 We love you NNK This announcement is win, that flag is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 [quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1280344092' post='2392713'] His prize is an autographed picture of Kim Jong-Il is his newest photo album: Showin' Skin with the Kim. All he has to pay is shipping and handling, and the reduced price of the original picture. The prize also entitles him to send the photograph back to North Korea, after payment has been received, for a chance to win an extra special mystery prize. There is even a 25% chance that this prize will be something other than nothing, perhaps even a coupon to McDonald's. [/quote] WHAT?!? You promised me a magic bean! You'll receive my complains via nuclear missiles soon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marneus Calgar Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Very nice work, D34th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I are approved of this glorious announcement to exalted best Korea! Hopes are to your triumph in victorious conquest above all enemies of Dear Leader! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted July 29, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 [quote name='D34th' timestamp='1280373953' post='2393464'] WHAT?!? You promised me a magic bean! You'll receive my complains via nuclear missiles soon! [/quote] The magic bean is magical because it turns into the photo album Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradford Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I demand that you go to war as frequently as possible so that we keep getting to see that war flag! Both flags are covered in awesome sauce, but the squirrel really sells it. Oh and congratulations on teh othar accomplishments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 I deserve to be in all future announcements coming from your terrible alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb279 Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 Yep...you guys are alright. That war flag is uber sexy. o/ NNK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alistair Thorrington Posted July 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 [quote name='Caleb279' timestamp='1280440109' post='2394405'] Yep...you guys are alright. That war flag is uber sexy. o/ NNK [/quote] So you won't ask us to disband, either? I saw your blog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liltrekkie Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 I miss the flag with Justin Bieber in it.... Oh well keep it going guys.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stageidea Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 Awesome Flag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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