Alistair Thorrington

NO

[quote name='Infidel Israeli' timestamp='1282942844' post='2433087'] NNK...what's with this being a legit, non getting rolled alliance? the change is weird. [/quote] Getting rolled is overrated.

What do you call it, then?

[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1282936965' post='2433008'] Uh oh, NNK becomes stronger yet again! o/ NKK o/ Legacy [/quote] It's simply inevitable.

[quote name='der Rote Baron' timestamp='1282933302' post='2432957'] Can we have just one Legacy announcement without baked goods being discussed? For the love of FSM. o/ Legacy And the Nuts are cool too. [/quote] Are you threatening Legacy? Because we now have the option to defend them, so you'd better watch yourself.

[center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] As many of you know, Kim Jong-Il is the most charismatic man in North Korea. As an example of his charisma, he has won every election he has ever participated in. In fact, he is so charismatic, that no one has ever run against him, because they all know they will lose. Instead, they willingly flee to our gulag, to escape the shame and humiliation of defeat, replacing it instead with the shame and humiliation of back-breaking labour. But that's not all. During last year's North Korean Idol, just as Kim Jong-Il was about to get voted off, all of his opponents shot themselves, which definitely did not involve someone else shooting them. His charisma is inescapable, partly because escaping it is punishable by death. Indeed, Legacy has fallen for Kim Jong-Il's charm too, and begged us to sign a treaty with them. We grudgingly accepted. [center][img] http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd135/wappas/Flags%20and%20medals/Legacy_flg_blk2.png [/img][/center] [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaFlag.png[/img][/center] [quote][b]Preamble:[/b] Everyone loves NNK and wants to have a treaty with them. Legacy got their wish. [b]Friendship:[/b] Legacy must be nice to NNK under all circumstances, but NNK is not obliged to return the sentiment. On all NNK holidays and celebrations, Legacy must pay for accommodations and catering. Failure to do so will devolve into whining and complaining. [b]Non-Aggression:[/b] NNK and Legacy will not slap, wallop, smack, punch, mutilate, gore, dismember, behead or poke one another. Doing so will get the belligerent signatory grounded. [b]Intelligence:[/b] NNK agrees to share its intelligence with Legacy, because Legacy is obviously in need. Though if Legacy ever thinks of something smart, they may tell NNK as well. [b]Aid:[/b] If Legacy is bogged down by its extensive gambling debts, they may request aid from NNK, and if NNK just wants to build another grandiose palatial estate, they too may request aid from Legacy. [b]Optional Defense: [/b] Don't really need to elaborate, here. [b]Optional Aggression:[/b] Read above. [b]Cancellation: [/b] Should NNK become fed up with Legacy, they may request the treaty to be canceled, though 48 hour's notice must be given. We all know Legacy would never wish to jeopardize its relationship with such a powerful alliance as NNK, but we grant them the opportunity to cancel the treaty as well. [size="6"] [b]Signed for NNK:[/b][/size] [size="5"][b]Head of the Universe[/b][/size] [b]God:[/b] Kim Jong-Il [size="5"][b]Heads of State[/b][/size] [b]Stooge of the Interior:[/b] Gorchin [b]Stooge of Growth and Development:[/b] Alistair Thorrington [b]Stooge of the Exterior:[/b]Vesta [size="5"][b]Head of Government[/b][/size] [b]Backup Stooge (Regent):[/b] Pikachujc [size="5"][b]Government[/b][/size] [b]Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE):[/b] FlakeSe [b]Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD):[/b] Teh Squishy [b]Dear Leader Translator (MoFA):[/b] Pimpleman [b]Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA):[/b] Britwarlord [size="6"][b]Signed for Legacy:[/b][/size] Sarmatian Empire, Lord Wappas, Regent[/quote] Yeah, someone is a little overrepresented...

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282920996' post='2432798'] Eat it, iFOK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [/quote] Be nice! (Eat it, AO )

Eat it, iFOK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282789412' post='2431435'] [/quote]

[quote name='Jens of the desert' timestamp='1282860094' post='2432066'] Everyone is poached, to a degree, passively. It's only the active poaching that people seem to hate so much. Let's face it though, if your members leave through poaching, your own alliance must have been doing something wrong in the first place, so I'm okay with it. [/quote] This is my stance, too. (Now you all know what the great Me thinks)

War ended already? I was still holding onto vain hope that it would expand into something amusing.

[quote name='DictatatorDan' timestamp='1282711395' post='2430483'] [color="#FF0000"]I give this 3 months before it disbands. Lawls alliances don't last very long.[/color] [/quote] Is that so?

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282762737' post='2431085'] Yes, sir. [/quote] Ah, that's good old fashioned subjugation.