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  1. How sad to see them go [s]again[/s]. Good luck to Xeno on her future endeavors.
  2. [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaFlag.png[/img][/center] North Korea is always getting blamed for things it didn't do. Why do people think we have nuclear weapons? Just because of a few small nuclear tests, and some North Korean broadcasts subtly hinting that we might use them? And yet people always get mad at us. Even our best friend China won't visit us anymore. They say that their socks are in the laundromat, or the next episode of [i]The Glades[/i] is on. We knew China was lying because no one watches [i]The Glades[/i]. On top of this, everyone keeps yelling at Kim Jong-il, just because he enjoys a nice meal. Apparently, [i]just[/i] because your people are starving, you're not allowing to enjoy a filling meal, and [i]apparently[/i] seven courses, composed of lobster, red wine, rare steak and a multi-layered pound cake is "excessive". To discover why everyone treats North Korea so much worse than the other nuclear-armed, boat-sinking countries, Kim Jong-il went undercover in America, cleverly disguised to look exactly like a slightly more sexually appealing Brad Pitt. There he discovered that poor, ignorant people believe that North Korea starves its people and has prison camps filled with hundreds of thousands of prisoners. He couldn't believe it. Did people there not watch the North Korean news? Did they not know that North Korea is a paraside, full of paved roads, hinged doors and Kim Jong-il? Not even America has Kim Jong-il. Shocked, Kim Jong-il returned to North Korea. On the way, he had a revelation. He realised that North Korea has caused immense jealously and envy the World over, because of its material affluence, highly trained and well-equipped armed forces, and tasteful collection of ornamental dolls. But despite all this, Kim Jong-il knew North Korea still has a heart of gold. When terrorists need a helping hand with their little bombs, North Korea is always there. When South Koreans need help escaping from their decrepit and backwards quagmire, North Korea is always eagre to help kidnap them. Truly jealously is the only reason why someone would dislike North Korea. But all the hate got Kim Jong-il down. And he decided that he no longer wanted to rule a country. He'd rather be a professional Euchre player. And so ends the Nutty North Koreans. Before we disappear, I'd just like to say that we enjoyed our time on Planet Bob. We enjoyed playing our own way, being a little bit different. And we enjoyed the individuals who loved NNK, and its announcements, both inside NNK and out. But we've had a hilarious year, and made some wonderful friends. When we were founded one year ago, we never believed we'd get this far, and end on such a good note. To all the individuals and alliances who helped us along the way, we extend our thanks. Oh, and never forget, [center][img]http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3634/3565759415_f5b0beed7e.jpg[/img][/center]
  3. I nominate NNK for the following: Best Flag: [img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaFlag.png[/img] Best War Flag: [img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaWarFlag.png[/img] Best Propaganda Staff (Surely you've seen our announcements?) Also, I'd like to nominate GOONS for Scariest Alliance. And Pegasus for Best Alliance Growth: They went to 700k NS in a week. Ask them.
  4. My name's on there! Neat. I hope we'll grow more than we did with our last protectorate.
  5. [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] Ho ho ho, Cybernation. It me, Park Hwang-bo, here to tell story of North Korea Christmas. To aid in spread of yarn, I capitulate to Nigel Burnsley to translate for greater clarity of tale. As many of you know, at Christmas time, North Korea is the jolliest dictatorship around. In fact, Kim Jong-il decreed that Christmas cheer was mandatory for all citizens, and failure to spread Christmas wishes would result in severe marshall punishment. On Christmas Eve, the streets of P'yongyang were filled with happy shoppers, purchasing a wide selection of items, such as surplus military shovels, burlap sacks and DVDs of "The Sarah Silverman Programme". By the end of the day, the stores were wiped clean, all except "The Sarah Silverman Programme". On Christmas morning, the shrieks of children filled the air, as they tore the wrapping from their surplus military shovels, as parents looked on with satisfaction. The happiest of all, of course, was Kim Jong-il. All the citizens of North Korea were so pleased with Kim Jong-il's visionary leadership, that they sent him many gifts. North Korea soldiers casually entered the homes of North Korean citizens, and rummaged through their belongings for valuables to give to Kim Jong-il, as the homeowners looked on with satisfaction. Though the United Nations and Amnesty International alleged that the scene involved more coercion and less satisfaction, the humble folks at the North Korean Propaganda Ministry assure you that everyone involved did it with a smile on their face. Though this scene looks full of Christmas cheer, there were some dissenting individuals who claimed that Santa Claus was a myth. As many of you know, Santa Claus is a central North Korean figure, who delivers military equipment to revolutionary children throughout the country. But this foolish movement gathered popularity, and soon Kim Jong-il had to deploy forces to quell this movement. The following documentary was produced by Park Hwang-bo, factually depicting the battle as it occurred: [size="5"][url="http://www.overstream.net/swf/player/oplx?oid=s4nusklqlfus&noplay=1"]Kim Jong-il's Christmas Tale[/url][/size] Well, it's been a full year. NNK was founded without much thought or planning, just a few people who wanted to have a bit of fun. And though we've gained a few more members, and had our ups and downs, that's still all NNK is. And we wouldn't change it for the world. Oh, and remember, [center][img]http://thesomewhatambitious.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/north-korea-is-best-korea.jpg[/img][/center]
  6. I'm only disappointed our friends at Legacy aren't on the list.
  7. [quote name='We Are Not Alone' timestamp='1292453038' post='2540404'] Why even include them? They are a pointless micro that has not ever done anything besides create joke announcements. [/quote] It's our specialty. We don't do bad things, unless trying to make you laugh counts.
  8. I deleted my peace terms and peaced war, but here's Mecano's peace. [img]http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/205273398.png?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&Expires=1291863042&Signature=SzDGbEZDTn4tgy98jo22e8LSQvI%3D[/img] Also, he just randomly offered peace after I refused his terms. I guess that's a surrender.
  9. I see that peace offer there. I guess I'll just go accept.
  10. [quote name='Squid33' timestamp='1291763031' post='2533257'] I would take these before they up it to a 2000 word paper. [/quote] Thanks for giving us that idea, friend. Rob, I suggest listening to this guy. He's smart.
  11. Let's agree on something, Rob. Once the war is over, we tell each other what we started and ended with. Deal?
  12. I feel some deja vu here. Either way, have fun out there.
  13. UPDATE: Our average NS is not 15k, but now over 17k!
  14. [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] Greeting. It has been long time since last announcement written by Park Hwang-Bo. No worry! I return to bless you with my excellence England, which I study in great earnest at Kim Jong-Il School for Mental Retard. Before I continue with announce, Kim Jong-Il has decide to allow you access to top secret document that outline true facts about North Korea. [quote] [b]Music:[/b] [center][img] http://www.metergallery.com/photos/watan_ideo_band_4.jpg[/img][/center] Think North Korea is strict and regimented? The band above is North Korea's most rowdy girl band, called "Loyal Women for the Purpose of Spreading Musical Benefits to the Glory of Kim Jong-Il". The play such upbeat numbers as "Song of Praise of Kim Jong-Il" and "Song of Adulation of Kim Jong-Il" and even "Song of Exaltation of Kim Jong-Il". Their music has been condemned by older North Koreans as "controversial" and "not enough praise". See? North Korea isn't as authoritarian as you thought. [b]Education:[/b] [center][img]http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/10/21/nkorea_students,0.jpg[/img][/center] Our school uniforms are very important. We did much research in many informative documentaries, such as Sailor Moon, to decide their design. Furthermore, we have the most advanced technology. The students here are writing a report on whether Kim Jong-Il is as good looking as Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp or Jessica Alba. But that student in the back was playing "Pop Pamela's Boobs" on Armor Games, and had his screen covered with wrapping paper. We don't tolerate misbehaviour in North Korea. [b]Sports:[/b] [center][img]http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/upload/news/081205_p20_sport.jpg[/img][/center] North Korea boasts many victories in international sports. We have won the FIFA World Cup 267 years in a row, and we have won all the Gold medals in the Olympic games since it was first started in North Korea. The woman above, Kim Nam-Chow, is fighting to get the ball from the visibly weaker and more stupid Frenchwoman on the left. This is because if she loses the game, she'll get her balls cut off. We call this motivational strategy, the "Win the game or you'll get your balls cut off" strategy. [/quote] As you can see, North Korea is the leader in education, sports and music. Despite our obvious superiority in all of these fields, Kim Jong-Il has noted more success. North Korea has always struggled with having too many loyal Communists whose NS has been crushed by American imperialists. Now, we are proud to enjoy an Average NS of 15,000. "That is not a milestone," you may say. "Ours is far higher." To which I reply, "Is your alliance constantly under threat from foreign devils? No? Didn't think so." So we all demand your congratulations and praise. That's all, everyone. And remember, [center][img]http://interracialscentral.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/1278313065500.jpg[/img][/center]
  15. <@OldSpiceGuy> dude <@OldSpiceGuy> that thing is months old <@OldSpiceGuy> nobody cares <@OldSpiceGuy> it's not even news Hmm.
  16. o/ Legacy o/ MUDKIPS Good work on a treaty!
  17. o/ NNK I totally signed this and it wasn't signed for me. Sarm, bring cake
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