Alistair Thorrington

NO

[quote name='Infidel Israeli' timestamp='1282942844' post='2433087'] NNK...what's with this being a legit, non getting rolled alliance? the change is weird. [/quote] Getting rolled is overrated.

What do you call it, then?

[quote name='Fizzydog' timestamp='1282936965' post='2433008'] Uh oh, NNK becomes stronger yet again! o/ NKK o/ Legacy [/quote] It's simply inevitable.

[quote name='der Rote Baron' timestamp='1282933302' post='2432957'] Can we have just one Legacy announcement without baked goods being discussed? For the love of FSM. o/ Legacy And the Nuts are cool too. [/quote] Are you threatening Legacy? Because we now have the option to defend them, so you'd better watch yourself.

[center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] As many of you know, Kim Jong-Il is the most charismatic man in North Korea. As an example of his charisma, he has won every election he has ever participated in. In fact, he is so charismatic, that no one has ever run against him, because they all know they will lose. Instead, they willingly flee to our gulag, to escape the shame and humiliation of defeat, replacing it instead with the shame and humiliation of back-breaking labour. But that's not all. During last year's North Korean Idol, just as Kim Jong-Il was about to get voted off, all of his opponents shot themselves, which definitely did not involve someone else shooting them. His charisma is inescapable, partly because escaping it is punishable by death. Indeed, Legacy has fallen for Kim Jong-Il's charm too, and begged us to sign a treaty with them. We grudgingly accepted. [center][img] http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd135/wappas/Flags%20and%20medals/Legacy_flg_blk2.png [/img][/center] [center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaFlag.png[/img][/center] [quote][b]Preamble:[/b] Everyone loves NNK and wants to have a treaty with them. Legacy got their wish. [b]Friendship:[/b] Legacy must be nice to NNK under all circumstances, but NNK is not obliged to return the sentiment. On all NNK holidays and celebrations, Legacy must pay for accommodations and catering. Failure to do so will devolve into whining and complaining. [b]Non-Aggression:[/b] NNK and Legacy will not slap, wallop, smack, punch, mutilate, gore, dismember, behead or poke one another. Doing so will get the belligerent signatory grounded. [b]Intelligence:[/b] NNK agrees to share its intelligence with Legacy, because Legacy is obviously in need. Though if Legacy ever thinks of something smart, they may tell NNK as well. [b]Aid:[/b] If Legacy is bogged down by its extensive gambling debts, they may request aid from NNK, and if NNK just wants to build another grandiose palatial estate, they too may request aid from Legacy. [b]Optional Defense: [/b] Don't really need to elaborate, here. [b]Optional Aggression:[/b] Read above. [b]Cancellation: [/b] Should NNK become fed up with Legacy, they may request the treaty to be canceled, though 48 hour's notice must be given. We all know Legacy would never wish to jeopardize its relationship with such a powerful alliance as NNK, but we grant them the opportunity to cancel the treaty as well. [size="6"] [b]Signed for NNK:[/b][/size] [size="5"][b]Head of the Universe[/b][/size] [b]God:[/b] Kim Jong-Il [size="5"][b]Heads of State[/b][/size] [b]Stooge of the Interior:[/b] Gorchin [b]Stooge of Growth and Development:[/b] Alistair Thorrington [b]Stooge of the Exterior:[/b]Vesta [size="5"][b]Head of Government[/b][/size] [b]Backup Stooge (Regent):[/b] Pikachujc [size="5"][b]Government[/b][/size] [b]Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE):[/b] FlakeSe [b]Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD):[/b] Teh Squishy [b]Dear Leader Translator (MoFA):[/b] Pimpleman [b]Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA):[/b] Britwarlord [size="6"][b]Signed for Legacy:[/b][/size] Sarmatian Empire, Lord Wappas, Regent[/quote] Yeah, someone is a little overrepresented...

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282920996' post='2432798'] Eat it, iFOK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [/quote] Be nice! (Eat it, AO )

Eat it, iFOK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282789412' post='2431435'] [/quote]

[quote name='Jens of the desert' timestamp='1282860094' post='2432066'] Everyone is poached, to a degree, passively. It's only the active poaching that people seem to hate so much. Let's face it though, if your members leave through poaching, your own alliance must have been doing something wrong in the first place, so I'm okay with it. [/quote] This is my stance, too. (Now you all know what the great Me thinks)

War ended already? I was still holding onto vain hope that it would expand into something amusing.

[quote name='DictatatorDan' timestamp='1282711395' post='2430483'] [color="#FF0000"]I give this 3 months before it disbands. Lawls alliances don't last very long.[/color] [/quote] Is that so?

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282762737' post='2431085'] Yes, sir. [/quote] Ah, that's good old fashioned subjugation.

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282687594' post='2429937'] Go home. [/quote] Yes, sir.

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1282662667' post='2429449'] Not to mention sexier. [/quote] Go home.

[quote name='Karolina' timestamp='1282461117' post='2426465'] Bump. Because Kim Jong-Il makes the world much more interesting. [/quote] Not to mention sexier.

[quote name='Caleb279' timestamp='1282081998' post='2420361'] This is my favorite lulz alliance out there. Keep rockin socks (Also, your fail bumping is fail. Kim Jong-Il disapproves ) [/quote] Only I can say when Kim Jong-Il disapproves, and he's just texted me: "hi. tell caleb he's a noob. lol, and wtf? that pic u sent me. omg. so jokes. see ya" From the man himself.

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1281722141' post='2414539'] That's nothin'. I remember back in the day, my topic had a [b]thousand[/b] replies! [/quote] You delusional old coot.

[quote name='rodrod' timestamp='1281771204' post='2415538'] Why wasn't I informed of this? D: [/quote] Because you smell.

[quote name='The Bringer' timestamp='1281598383' post='2412492'] For note the World was divided up Economically, and it is to why there are Bigger provinces for Russia, Canada, Greenland, and Africa, the economic worth of those lands is not as much and is why they were the larger size they were. [/quote] Why isn't North Korea one big province then?

[quote name='Alistair Thorrington' timestamp='1281651489' post='2413344'] OVER ONE HUNDRED REPLIES! [/quote] That's nothin'. I remember back in the day, my topic had a [b]thousand[/b] replies!

[quote name='Ghuxalia' timestamp='1281667471' post='2413727'] Oy vey you're back again? [/quote] We never left.

[center][img]http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/TiagoJeronimo/NorthNuttyKoreaBanner.png[/img][/center] North Korea is always getting blamed for things it didn't do. Why do people think we have nuclear weapons? Just because of a few small nuclear tests, and a some North Korean broadcasts subtly hinting that we might use them? And yet people always get mad at us. Even our best friend China won't visit us anymore, and their annual Christmas card is less and less full of good cheer. They don't even end emails to us with "ilu" anymore. And everyone keeps yelling at Kim Jong-Il, just because he sunk a few boats. To discover why everyone treats North Korea so much worse than the other nuclear-armed, boat-sinking countries, Kim Jong-Il went undercover in America, cleverly disguised to look exactly like someone who is not him. There he discovered that poor, ignorant people believe that North Korea starves it's people and has prison camps filled with hundreds of thousands of prisoners. He couldn't believe it. Did people there not watch North Korean news? Did they not know that North Korea is a paradise, with trees, doors and even Kim Jong-Il? Not even America has Kim Jong-Il. Shocked, he returned home, by boat of course, because as Kim Jong-Il always says: "If humans were meant to fly, they'd be born flight attendants." (Cue uproarious laughter) As he thought about what he learned in America, he considered that perhaps North Korea wasn't modest enough about it's grand successes, and was indeed making everyone jealous. So he prepared this speech, translated by Nigel Burnsley, to show off North Korea's modesty: "Greetings. I grace you with my presence on this day. North Korea has ruled this feeble planet with utmost respect for other poor and backward societies. But we see our success as a great and powerful nation is causing inferior peoples to feel despair that, perhaps, their worthless countries will never become even marginally as grand as North Korea. So we are here to tell you, fear not. Becoming a paradise like North Korea is possible. All you must do is bow before our Dear Leader, Sun of the 21st Century, Kim Jong-Il, and submit yourselves before us, agreeing to become completely subservient. Then you may, possibly, become as great as North Korea. Don't you see? It is possible to reach such a pinnacle of human development, and we're definitely not just lying to make you feel better about your worthless selves." I hope that touches you all. In other news, North Korea's government has had a bit of a shake up. Here is the new Government, which is almost exactly like the old one, but with a few new changes. Well, actually just one. [size="6"][b]Head of the Universe[/b][/size] [b]God:[/b] Kim Jong-Il [size="6"][b]Heads of State[/b][/size] [b]Stooge of the Interior:[/b] Gorchin [b]Stooge of Growth and Development:[/b] Alistair Thorrington [b]Stooge of the Exterior:[/b]Vesta [size="6"][b]Head of Government[/b][/size] [b]Backup Stooge (Regent):[/b] Pikachujc [size="6"][b]Government[/b][/size] [b]Dear Leader Dietitian (MoE):[/b] FlakeSe [b]Dear Leader Personal Trainer (MoD):[/b] Teh Squishy [b]Dear Leader Translator (MoFA):[/b] Pimpleman [b]Dear Leader Official Piss-On (MoIA):[/b] Britwarlord Furthermore, we would like to appeal to all foreign rulers, yes, even those of poor, backwards countries, which is all of you, to visit our forums and ask for embassies. We're really a friendly people once you get to know us, but because we're so aloof and superior to your toils, I'm afraid you never will. [url="http://www.cn-nnk.co.cc//index.php?"]Nutty North Korean Forums[/url] That's all for now, and remember: [center][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d_v3uWfQ0sM/S8c9oaoQCWI/AAAAAAAABZo/hRbg5TfcOfk/s400/North-Korea-Best-Korea.jpg[/img][/center]