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As many of you know, North Korea is perhaps the greatest country in existence. We have all the modern benefits that you'd come to expect from a high class nation: grass, a tasteful selection of breath mints, and even doors. But North Korea is so much more than just its bells and whistles, it is down right pleasant. Hear what these satisfied customers have to say about North Korea:
"If I had to choose between North Korea, and jumping off a bridge, I'd probably choose North Korea."
- Jim
"I love North Korea... please, can I go home now?"
- Sally
"North Korea is my - what's this word say? Ah, favourite."
- Bill
Whenever completely unscripted, unforced and uncoerced testimonies are heard by completely random, unrehearsed people, you know it must be good.
But that's not what I'm here to talk about. Because today, North Korea has hit a milestone. We've reached 250 members and 7,500,000 Nation Strength. Unfortunately, in a freak accident, 232 of our members and 7,350,000 of our Nation Strength was hit by a car while coming home from the pub. And the only reason you didn't see us sanctioned was because we're a bit of a wallflower at parties. You probably didn't notice us. But they were there. And I'd like you all to take a moment of silence from your loud reading to remember the hundreds lost in that freak car crash.
To send out their condolences for the loss of 93% of our members, [u]Menotah and NNK have decided to sign an ODP.[/u] Yep, it's that binding treaty where if one of us gets attacked, the other can defend us if they want to. We also promised not to insult each other and commit espionage, because if it isn't outlined in a treaty, we're definitely going to do all that stuff.
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Stop! Have you saved power today?
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No? Do it now!
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Goooooooooooooooood.
Just letting you know we're still here, and we haven't drifted off into the ether just yet. Have a North Korific evening, everyone. And remember:
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