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The Global Alliance and Treaty Organization and the Post Grunge Supergroup, in their infinite wisdom (and after one too many jam sessions with one another...) have decided to tie the knot!

 

Article I: The non-compete clause

It's never fair on the fans to make them pick between such great acts. GATO and PGS commit to never play rival gigs against one another, no matter how much the touring agent is offering.

 

Article II: We roadies gotta stick together

Look man, setting up the show is hard yakka, and it's so much easier when you have your mates to help you out. GATO and PGS commit to doing the hard yards together, knowing that the cooperation will more than pay off once the gig starts.

 

Article III: Going on tour

Now the band's all together, it's time to rock and roll! But hey, we get it, sometimes our schedules just don't line up. GATO and PGS commit to invite the other to any planned tour, but accept that sometimes things don't work out, and that's okay.

 

Article IV: Listening parties

What's better than listening to a banger album? Hanging out with your mates and making a party out of it. GATO and PGS commit to tell the other the moment they hear any whisper of something big on the way.

 

Article V: Gig royalties

The loot. The moolah. The dough. Whatever the name, everyone knows that cash is king. GATO and PGS commit to splitting the payout, and helping the other work out which new axe they're gonna spend an obscene amount of money on.

 

Article VI: Breaking up the band

There comes a time in every band's life when it's time to call it quits. Let's just face the facts: you're not 23 anymore. GATO and PGS commit to let the other know at least 7 days in advance of any decision to split, so there's time to plan one last jam session.

 

Signed,

For the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization,

Levon, Assembly Chairperson, On behalf of the General Assembly

 

For Post Grunge Supergroup,

Roadie: Soprano

Talent Acquisition Specialist: Serberus

Assistant to the Band Manager: Jason8

Accounting Consultant: Xamuel

Tour Bus Driver: SoloRocket

Band Manager: masterhakai

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Best of luck with the pansy girl squad Gato. I'm glad I still have the "option" to defend them. Like they're alright but also they don't even like Tantric that much and that one guy thinks he can rap.. weird crew. 

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39 minutes ago, firingline said:

What's the point?

 

PGS could declare an MDP with a single nation and it'd be equally significant... That's about how involved GATO was in the last war.

 

If you were that hungry for our involvement your handlers could have always taken a more direct approach, however they seemed to be more inclined to avoid that for some reason. 

 

32 minutes ago, A1ph4 0m3ga said:

I read this as The Catatonic Accords and thought, “Wow what a great name for a treaty between two inept AA’s!”

 

Congratulations?! 

 

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Thank you!

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50 minutes ago, firingline said:

What's the point?

 

PGS could declare an MDP with a single nation and it'd be equally significant... That's about how involved GATO was in the last war.


I mean the overwhelming amount of free aid GATO is sending PGS must really have generated that extra bit of good will.

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5 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

 

If you were that hungry for our involvement your handlers could have always taken a more direct approach, however they seemed to be more inclined to avoid that for some reason. 

 

It certainly wasn't for fear of GATO's abilities. Are you really bragging about not being raided simply because AAs on the opposing side respected Legion's difficult position and did not directly declare on Legion's allies? 

 

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7 minutes ago, kerschbs said:


I mean the overwhelming amount of free aid GATO is sending PGS must really have generated that extra bit of good will.

 

That makes some sense. You must have had at least a little bit of affection for GATO after all the tech they sent you during the last war, for example.

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15 minutes ago, kerschbs said:


I mean the overwhelming amount of free aid GATO is sending PGS must really have generated that extra bit of good will.

 

It certainly doesn't hurt! Though it seems to have really touched a nerve for you ;) 

 

8 minutes ago, firingline said:

 

AAs on the opposing side respected Legion's difficult position and did not directly declare on Legion's allies? 

 

Yeah, it was out of 'respect' wasn't it?

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13 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

 

It certainly doesn't hurt! Though it seems to have really touched a nerve for you ;) 

 

Yeah, it was out of 'respect' wasn't it?

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You'd have to ask the alliance leaders in question, I suppose.

 

Whatever the reason, the only thing more pathetic than GATO's performance during the war was your post above. All GATO can do is rely on years-old treaties to protect their inactive husk of an alliance. You're lucky those alliances didn't cancel on you guys, to be honest. I think you were closer to having that happen than you realize.

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Well, the vote only took a year and a half.  At least it passed!

 

1 hour ago, firingline said:

 

You'd have to ask the alliance leaders in question, I suppose.

 

Whatever the reason, the only thing more pathetic than GATO's performance during the war was your post above. All GATO can do is rely on years-old treaties to protect their inactive husk of an alliance. You're lucky those alliances didn't cancel on you guys, to be honest. I think you were closer to having that happen than you realize.

Hi buddy.  Glad you're here.  It wouldn't be a proper announcement without you being... you.

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12 hours ago, firingline said:

 

You'd have to ask the alliance leaders in question, I suppose.

 

Whatever the reason, the only thing more pathetic than GATO's performance during the war was your post above. All GATO can do is rely on years-old treaties to protect their inactive husk of an alliance. You're lucky those alliances didn't cancel on you guys, to be honest. I think you were closer to having that happen than you realize.


they were one dog gif away from me getting emotional and nuking them and getting kicked out of my alliance

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12 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said:

 

It certainly doesn't hurt! Though it seems to have really touched a nerve for you ;) 

 

Yeah, it was out of 'respect' wasn't it?

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Nah, it’s just fun to point out even though GATO’s aid slot percentage is below 20% you’re sending aid to PGS instead of figuring out how to do better for your own members.

 

Or since you’re the MODA fixing the fact that near 50% of your members don’t have a working trade circle.

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51 minutes ago, Master Hakai said:


they were one dog gif away from me getting emotional and nuking them and getting kicked out of my alliance

 

Man, Hakai gets through one war in the last 15 years without disbanding, paying reps, or having to rebrand his alliance and he gets all cocky...

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26 minutes ago, firingline said:

 

Man, Hakai gets through one war in the last 15 years without disbanding, paying reps, or having to rebrand his alliance and he gets all cocky...

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