JSoprano Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 The Global Alliance and Treaty Organization and the Post Grunge Supergroup, in their infinite wisdom (and after one too many jam sessions with one another...) have decided to tie the knot! Article I: The non-compete clause It's never fair on the fans to make them pick between such great acts. GATO and PGS commit to never play rival gigs against one another, no matter how much the touring agent is offering. Article II: We roadies gotta stick together Look man, setting up the show is hard yakka, and it's so much easier when you have your mates to help you out. GATO and PGS commit to doing the hard yards together, knowing that the cooperation will more than pay off once the gig starts. Article III: Going on tour Now the band's all together, it's time to rock and roll! But hey, we get it, sometimes our schedules just don't line up. GATO and PGS commit to invite the other to any planned tour, but accept that sometimes things don't work out, and that's okay. Article IV: Listening parties What's better than listening to a banger album? Hanging out with your mates and making a party out of it. GATO and PGS commit to tell the other the moment they hear any whisper of something big on the way. Article V: Gig royalties The loot. The moolah. The dough. Whatever the name, everyone knows that cash is king. GATO and PGS commit to splitting the payout, and helping the other work out which new axe they're gonna spend an obscene amount of money on. Article VI: Breaking up the band There comes a time in every band's life when it's time to call it quits. Let's just face the facts: you're not 23 anymore. GATO and PGS commit to let the other know at least 7 days in advance of any decision to split, so there's time to plan one last jam session. Signed, For the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization, Levon, Assembly Chairperson, On behalf of the General Assembly For Post Grunge Supergroup, Roadie: Soprano Talent Acquisition Specialist: Serberus Assistant to the Band Manager: Jason8 Accounting Consultant: Xamuel Tour Bus Driver: SoloRocket Band Manager: masterhakai Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarkin Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 Lines getting extra-thicc. Congratulations to our allies in PGS and our friends in GATO; y'all rock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levonscott Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 Hurt, durr, light mode. Go on, get it out of your system. A year and a half? Sounds like a GATO efficiency record, to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Le Trout Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 Boo. Jk iluv u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted April 30, 2023 Report Share Posted April 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Levonscott said: Hurt, durr, light mode. Go on, get it out of your system. A year and a half? Sounds like a GATO efficiency record, to me! We'll be even more efficient if you let me run through the red tape with some scissors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 I'm currently voting on how I feel about this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The R00STER Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 Best of luck with the pansy girl squad Gato. I'm glad I still have the "option" to defend them. Like they're alright but also they don't even like Tantric that much and that one guy thinks he can rap.. weird crew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 What's the point? PGS could declare an MDP with a single nation and it'd be equally significant... That's about how involved GATO was in the last war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A1ph4 0m3ga Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 I read this as The Catatonic Accords and thought, “Wow what a great name for a treaty between two inept AA’s!” Congratulations?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 39 minutes ago, firingline said: What's the point? PGS could declare an MDP with a single nation and it'd be equally significant... That's about how involved GATO was in the last war. If you were that hungry for our involvement your handlers could have always taken a more direct approach, however they seemed to be more inclined to avoid that for some reason. 32 minutes ago, A1ph4 0m3ga said: I read this as The Catatonic Accords and thought, “Wow what a great name for a treaty between two inept AA’s!” Congratulations?! thatsthejoke.jpg Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 50 minutes ago, firingline said: What's the point? PGS could declare an MDP with a single nation and it'd be equally significant... That's about how involved GATO was in the last war. I mean the overwhelming amount of free aid GATO is sending PGS must really have generated that extra bit of good will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 5 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: If you were that hungry for our involvement your handlers could have always taken a more direct approach, however they seemed to be more inclined to avoid that for some reason. It certainly wasn't for fear of GATO's abilities. Are you really bragging about not being raided simply because AAs on the opposing side respected Legion's difficult position and did not directly declare on Legion's allies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 7 minutes ago, kerschbs said: I mean the overwhelming amount of free aid GATO is sending PGS must really have generated that extra bit of good will. That makes some sense. You must have had at least a little bit of affection for GATO after all the tech they sent you during the last war, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Apocalypse Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 15 minutes ago, kerschbs said: I mean the overwhelming amount of free aid GATO is sending PGS must really have generated that extra bit of good will. It certainly doesn't hurt! Though it seems to have really touched a nerve for you 8 minutes ago, firingline said: AAs on the opposing side respected Legion's difficult position and did not directly declare on Legion's allies? Yeah, it was out of 'respect' wasn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 13 minutes ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: It certainly doesn't hurt! Though it seems to have really touched a nerve for you Yeah, it was out of 'respect' wasn't it? You'd have to ask the alliance leaders in question, I suppose. Whatever the reason, the only thing more pathetic than GATO's performance during the war was your post above. All GATO can do is rely on years-old treaties to protect their inactive husk of an alliance. You're lucky those alliances didn't cancel on you guys, to be honest. I think you were closer to having that happen than you realize. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jason8 Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 Well, the vote only took a year and a half. At least it passed! 1 hour ago, firingline said: You'd have to ask the alliance leaders in question, I suppose. Whatever the reason, the only thing more pathetic than GATO's performance during the war was your post above. All GATO can do is rely on years-old treaties to protect their inactive husk of an alliance. You're lucky those alliances didn't cancel on you guys, to be honest. I think you were closer to having that happen than you realize. Hi buddy. Glad you're here. It wouldn't be a proper announcement without you being... you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lollerobot Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 Huzzah, I like thicc lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tevron Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 Enemies to lovers is the best trope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Komplex Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 Congrats y’all ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Hakai Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 12 hours ago, firingline said: You'd have to ask the alliance leaders in question, I suppose. Whatever the reason, the only thing more pathetic than GATO's performance during the war was your post above. All GATO can do is rely on years-old treaties to protect their inactive husk of an alliance. You're lucky those alliances didn't cancel on you guys, to be honest. I think you were closer to having that happen than you realize. they were one dog gif away from me getting emotional and nuking them and getting kicked out of my alliance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerschbs Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 (edited) 12 hours ago, Johnny Apocalypse said: It certainly doesn't hurt! Though it seems to have really touched a nerve for you Yeah, it was out of 'respect' wasn't it? Nah, it’s just fun to point out even though GATO’s aid slot percentage is below 20% you’re sending aid to PGS instead of figuring out how to do better for your own members. Or since you’re the MODA fixing the fact that near 50% of your members don’t have a working trade circle. Edited May 1, 2023 by kerschbs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaBeeGipson Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 Thought this treaty already existed to be honest. Rock on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
firingline Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 51 minutes ago, Master Hakai said: they were one dog gif away from me getting emotional and nuking them and getting kicked out of my alliance Man, Hakai gets through one war in the last 15 years without disbanding, paying reps, or having to rebrand his alliance and he gets all cocky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason8 Posted May 1, 2023 Report Share Posted May 1, 2023 26 minutes ago, firingline said: Man, Hakai gets through one war in the last 15 years without disbanding, paying reps, or having to rebrand his alliance and he gets all cocky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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