The Global Alliance and Treaty Organization and the Post Grunge Supergroup, in their infinite wisdom (and after one too many jam sessions with one another...) have decided to tie the knot!
Article I: The non-compete clause
It's never fair on the fans to make them pick between such great acts. GATO and PGS commit to never play rival gigs against one another, no matter how much the touring agent is offering.
Article II: We roadies gotta stick together
Look man, setting up the show is hard yakka, and it's so much easier when you have your mates to help you out. GATO and PGS commit to doing the hard yards together, knowing that the cooperation will more than pay off once the gig starts.
Article III: Going on tour
Now the band's all together, it's time to rock and roll! But hey, we get it, sometimes our schedules just don't line up. GATO and PGS commit to invite the other to any planned tour, but accept that sometimes things don't work out, and that's okay.
Article IV: Listening parties
What's better than listening to a banger album? Hanging out with your mates and making a party out of it. GATO and PGS commit to tell the other the moment they hear any whisper of something big on the way.
Article V: Gig royalties
The loot. The moolah. The dough. Whatever the name, everyone knows that cash is king. GATO and PGS commit to splitting the payout, and helping the other work out which new axe they're gonna spend an obscene amount of money on.
Article VI: Breaking up the band
There comes a time in every band's life when it's time to call it quits. Let's just face the facts: you're not 23 anymore. GATO and PGS commit to let the other know at least 7 days in advance of any decision to split, so there's time to plan one last jam session.
Signed,
For the Global Alliance and Treaty Organization,
Levon, Assembly Chairperson, On behalf of the General Assembly
For Post Grunge Supergroup,
Roadie: Soprano
Talent Acquisition Specialist: Serberus
Assistant to the Band Manager: Jason8
Accounting Consultant: Xamuel
Tour Bus Driver: SoloRocket
Band Manager: masterhakai